April Caption Contest

It's time for a little bit of fun. Let's hear your best caption!

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It's time again for your monthly caption contest! The rules are simple:

  • Leave your funniest clean caption in the comments section below. We reserve the right to delete captions that we deem inappropriate. We’re not too stingy, but try to keep it moderately PG-13.
  • Captions submitted any other way besides in the comment section will not be accepted. That means do not use the feedback form!
  • Captions will be accepted from the moment this post goes live until Friday, April 11th at 10 a.m. Mountain Time.
  • Please only one caption per person. Please!
  • A crack team of humor experts will pick the winner and we will announce it next week.

Here is today's photo:

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The winner will receive $100 in SparkFun credit! Submit your captions below! Good luck!


Comments 256 comments

  • User Name / about 10 years ago / 22

    "You'll notice, our new model is black, with a yellow border."

  • tetsujin / about 10 years ago / 16

    My head is cold, my beard is bold, I have a bird I like to hold.

    • ElegantElectrons / about 10 years ago * / 4

      From the new Dr Seuss sparkfun book, "One LED, Two LED, Red LED, Blue LED". Well played.

      (edit: Make that book and I WILL read it to my daughter)

  • Digisynth / about 10 years ago / 9

    A Sparkfun employee explains that even for geeks picking up chicks isn't that difficult. Just be gentle and have confidence!

  • ManDrake / about 10 years ago / 8

    Our newest sensor will allow you to measure the airspeed velocity of any unladen bird.

    • LightManCA / about 10 years ago / 3

      African or European?

        • LightManCA / about 10 years ago / 1

          You just died. You can no longer win the caption contest. Unless.. you bring me a shrubbery!

          • Digisynth / about 10 years ago / 1

            I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! :D

            • LightManCA / about 10 years ago / 1

              :D Well played sir.

              However....

              [Apoligies to anyone else trying to read this thread]

              Man: You sit here, dear.

              Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

    • Member #317716 / about 10 years ago / 1

      ... an unladen swallow. At least get the quote right. (I wish I'd thought of it.)

  • pam-mo / about 10 years ago / 8

    It's hard to source a good tweeter.

  • Eric Fialkowski / about 10 years ago / 6

    If you look at this picture and see a man holding a bird, you need better ventilation while soldering.

  • Member #134226 / about 10 years ago / 6

    I will love him and keep him, and call him George.

  • Anachronomer / about 10 years ago / 6

    Enginursday: Hardware Implementation of Flappy Bird!

  • GreenLite / about 10 years ago / 5

    I built a pickup line generator and it worked marvelously. Check out this cute chick i picked up.

  • JohnathanN. / about 10 years ago * / 5

    Today on Sparkfun's Adopt a Pet we have "Fluffy." "Fluffy" keeps mostly to himself and is a very good pet. He is great for companionship and also will keep unwanted visitors out. He also comes with a bird that he will not put down. We see that as a bonus.

  • PicklesTheDrummer / about 10 years ago / 5

    What? Ducks can be metal.

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 5

    The first entry into the AVC 2014 - aerial division.

  • Yodaob1 / about 10 years ago / 5

    Chicks dig the 555 timer.

  • quidproquo / about 10 years ago / 5

    "Hodor!" - Hodor

  • ElegantElectrons / about 10 years ago * / 4

    Meet our billing department. They're a bunch of quacks if you ask me.

  • Member #236468 / about 10 years ago / 4

    Why die the Ducky cross the road.....?? Why it was to visit the Chicken...

  • RickRoh / about 10 years ago / 3

    "I will love it and I will hold it and I will hug it and I will pet it and I will feed it, George. Yes. And I will shield it, George! I will WIFI shield it and I will GPS shield it and I will ..."

  • Member #472657 / about 10 years ago / 3

    Aww, that's cute, cuddly, and fluffy - I shall call him 'FLUFF' - oh and he's holding a baby chick.

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago * / 3

    "Meet the new Quacker-in-Residence"

  • Member #416269 / about 10 years ago / 3

    Duck, I'm your father.

  • Grey Wolf / about 10 years ago / 3

    This is not the Eagle Light I was expecting.

  • ftrocchi / about 10 years ago / 3

    You're in good hands... with SparkFun

  • LED addict / about 10 years ago / 3

    I won't let you have him. my mother taught me never to give someone the bird.

  • Just so you know I looked long and hard for a picture of John Coffey holding the mouse in The Green Mile to post here...

    no such luck.

  • Blueblast88 / about 10 years ago / 3

    "Welcome to our friday new product post, we have no new products this week so I brought a bird."

  • Han_Sojoe / about 10 years ago / 2

    "DUCK!" "No, it's a ch..." WHAM!

  • Member #543882 / about 10 years ago / 2

    I, take thee, to be my Tweety Bird , to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; and I promise to be faithful to you till death metal do us part.

  • We now carry a bird and a hot guy :)

  • Member #279477 / about 10 years ago / 2

    In addition to tweets, the upgraded interfaces include USBeak and WhyFly.

  • Member #456272 / about 10 years ago / 2

    As a late April Fools' Day prank, Mike will randomly replace our Arduino-Day-Orders with ducks (and possibly bunnies).

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 2

    "Next time that Nick Poole asks me to do something I'll pass..."

  • GregFR / about 10 years ago / 2

    Dude, when I said let's go pick up chicks, this isn't what I meant.

  • Member #475722 / about 10 years ago / 2

    Here at Sparkfun, we believe that If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's a duck!

  • Member #534377 / about 10 years ago / 2

    Free gift with purchase of EggBot.

  • zool / about 10 years ago / 2

    I said 'hand me that chip', not 'hand me that chick'

  • LightManCA / about 10 years ago / 2

    And on this new product Friday we introduce our new Random Tweet Generator. The organic components of this generator really makes a great random product. This is a very unique product for us, because unlike most of our products it requires sustenance, and loves.

  • Member #543403 / about 10 years ago / 2

    Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

  • Member #225503 / about 10 years ago * / 2

    And it runs on Biofuel.

  • da5id_underscore / about 10 years ago / 2

    This tweeter remains linear to 60 KHz. It can however get a little messy.

  • Brandon James / about 10 years ago / 2

    New Product Friday, Angry Birds.

  • schwal / about 10 years ago / 2

    "Vehicles must have an option for manual control. Fully autonomous vehicles (no ability to take over control) will not be allowed." Dammit. At least I can still enter my greyhound in the ground competition.

  • User Name / about 10 years ago * / 2

    Removed

  • RyeMAC3 / about 10 years ago / 2

    A bird in the hand is worth two Arduinos.

  • Last week SF had their annual Photos With Your Pet Day where everyone could get a professional picture taken in front of a lovely backdrop. This year they also had a prize for the employe who most resembles their pet. And the winner is.....

  • kooth / about 10 years ago / 2

    No! I am NOT your mother!

  • User Name / about 10 years ago * / 2

    Removed

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 2

    He thawt he thaw a puddy cat?

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 2

    This would have been appropriate a week or two ago: "SparkFun extends Fluke the bird"

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 2

    This new product is "Cheap Cheap"

  • Member #383088 / about 10 years ago / 2

    Get into my belly...

  • Brother Theo / about 10 years ago / 2

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bushy beard

    • melstav / about 10 years ago / 2

      Please.... This is SparkFun.

      A bird in the hand is worth two bridging the busbars.

  • XBuilder / about 10 years ago / 1

    I am holding a duck. Your argument is invalid.

  • Member #545428 / about 10 years ago / 1

    And open up the church and see all the PEEPle.

  • Member #545428 / about 10 years ago / 1

    A Bird in the hand is worth two in the Bushing.

  • As you can see now, the first one is now invisible. When the capacitors are completely recharged the second one will appear to disappear also, watch!

  • Beelzebot / about 10 years ago / 1

    Do these come in blue?

  • Tenacious_Techhunter / about 10 years ago * / 1

    Losing his bet that he could eliminate the need for a Mindwave by using meditation to link his mind to a trained carrier pigeon.

  • Member #527113 / about 10 years ago / 1

    This new product needs special tweetment and then put on the bill.

  • " I am on top of the food chain. Come to my belly, you little thing"

  • Tozian / about 10 years ago / 1

    Presenting our Avian Breakout Board Mini.

  • Member #428629 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I will name him George, I will hug him, and pet him and squeese him"

    from an old Looney Tunes cartoon for those of you too young to remember... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI

  • TwoCents / about 10 years ago / 1

    Typical hardware guy ..... no idea what software is.

  • Member #480667 / about 10 years ago / 1

    See how big I am.

  • Member #527012 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Decipher for the correct meaning.

    M R Ducks. M R Not Ducks. OSAR. CDBD I's! LIB, M R Ducks!

  • Member #527012 / about 10 years ago / 1

    When your 'bot can snatch the duckling from my hand unharmed, you are ready, Grasshopper.

  • Rob Schwartz / about 10 years ago / 1

    Unveiling our latest product- the Sparkfun Twitter client.

  • Member #330677 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Introducing the SparkFun African Swallow. An amazing new product; capable of carrying coconuts and turning almost any plant matter into energy

  • Feeling down.

  • Member #317716 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I don't care if all I have is down and stubby wings. If he tries to eat me I'm flappin' my bloody head off.

  • Beemer / about 10 years ago / 1

    and nothing up my sleeves.....except my sleeves...

  • Parizival / about 10 years ago / 1

    This gentle giant illustrates the effectiveness of the sparkfun pickup line generator to pick up chicks.

  • Member #459850 / about 10 years ago / 1

    This is NOT what I ordered.

  • MechaTweak / about 10 years ago / 1

    The jock yelled: "Duck, nerd!" Then this happened....

  • Member #1597 / about 10 years ago / 1

    damn, flipped him the bird and he caught it.

  • I vant my burd.

  • chienline / about 10 years ago / 1

    "This bird gets its face-tattoo to join the Hooded Menace as the Effigy of Me".

  • vybz263 / about 10 years ago * / 1

    I thought you said it was my turn to present a Sparkfun "duck-umentary". Oh well, we're here now...

  • Member #480876 / about 10 years ago / 1

    We finally found it ... the absence of the ornithological piece... a certain avian variety ... we found the BIRD ...

    BIRD BIRD BIRD... BIRD IS THE WORD !!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

  • TwoCents / about 10 years ago / 1

    He may look cute now, but if he sees a green pig, it's a whole new story.

  • Member #9354 / about 10 years ago / 1

    My girlfriend liked it but for some reason it scared the crap out of a bunch of microsoft guys ..

  • subbdue / about 10 years ago * / 1

    Say Hello to My Little Friend ....... {...... Not guns, but Thuvan Throat signing follows .......}

  • Mike Bakula / about 10 years ago / 1

    Unable to go -- only one duck.

  • Member #492447 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Proof positive that Sparkfunsters are chick magnets.

  • Member #492447 / about 10 years ago * / 1

    Proof positive that Sparkfunsters are chick magnets.

  • Member #436592 / about 10 years ago / 1

    We're thrilled to announce the availability of Duck 0.5, the most advanced bio-robotics kit on the market. No programming, assembly, batteries, or reason to have it required.

  • doofenshmirtz / about 10 years ago / 1

    What we discovered during the most recent Nest teardown.

  • WilliamQKYC / about 10 years ago / 1

    We are happy to announce our New Product Materialization Chamber now also generates living organic matters! We are still fine tuning the chamber as the menace quotient is still not matching the target.

  • Member #435690 / about 10 years ago / 1

    New product fry-day, Alive lunch is here at sparkfun: Pluck, Fry, Enjoy...

  • ME!(CSorEE) / about 10 years ago / 1

    Meet Louis Winthorpe III, holding his prize duck - Clarence Beeks.

  • Member #526247 / about 10 years ago / 1

    ♪ Little ducky, you're the one... You make bathtime lots of fun! ♪

  • Member #401698 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Well hello ther. Have you heard the word about the bird...

  • da5id_underscore / about 10 years ago / 1

    Of course he looks uncomfortable, thats not a USB port! and why is he holding that duck?

  • Member #543773 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Check out SparkFun’s new semi-organic HomeTattooing Device… For tatts that are light as a feather!

  • Member #543773 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Check out SparkFun's new semi-organic HomeTattooing Device... For tatts that are light as a feather!

  • lvdata / about 10 years ago / 1

    (Booming Announcer Voice) First there was RoboCop. Then there was Robot Chicken. Now we present Robot Duck. (Producer) Cut - there is a typo in the line It's a "F" not a "D". Get casting over here and we will resume tomorrow with the correct cast.

    -Mods- Not pg13?

  • johnjulian / about 10 years ago / 1

    Boxed into a corner with a duck. What would McGyver do?

  • EskimoRuler / about 10 years ago / 1

    Powered by Arduino, the new ChickBot uses various sensors to keep its course, but most importantly, it's OpenSource!!

  • Denis Masyukov / about 10 years ago / 1

    Meet the newest team member - Senior Bugs-B-Gone

  • cholq / about 10 years ago * / 1

    You have been randomly selected to serve on the next Duck Tribunal.

  • Rcardenaz / about 10 years ago / 1

    The real secret as to whats inside the red boxes is....

  • WarpedHumor / about 10 years ago / 1

    Automate your tweets with our new tweet-omatic

  • Shivam Gautam / about 10 years ago / 1

    We have mastered Electronics...But we are Still SoFt at Heart <3

  • Member #543682 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I'm a "Quack" just like my little buddy. drmrs 4/9/2014

  • Member #537541 / about 10 years ago / 1

    If I sit nice and still, maybe nobody will notice me, but that guy is a sitting duck !!

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Delayed "April Fool" - yeah, I get that...

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Great PIX! Some body tweet it out!

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    One of these is a Chick, the other a Magnet. "Chick Magnet"? You decide...

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Another Sparkfun Perk - I meant to say perch

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Product of the week: The live tweeter kit

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Meet the new chick, same as the old chick.

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Latest Kickstarter? The Birduino

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Easter's just around the corner. Pick up some Sparkfun stuff for your chick!

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Rarely seen in daylight, the common couch sparrow emerges. Look, this one is holding a chick!

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Oh, No! Did someone say "Duck!"

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Do you remember school photos? "Stand in front of the camera, and they say 'Watch the Birdie'"

  • Ford Anglia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Really? Call me bird brain again and I'll show you...!

  • Soppen / about 10 years ago / 1

    With the success of the MicroView we are happy to announce our next kickstarter: MicroSpark where we take an entire SparkFun engineer and compress their functionality into an adorable small form factor.

  • Member #329489 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I found it in my beard, next to a bunch of Egguinos

  • Member #23051 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I present to you: the QUACKINATOR!

  • prophead100 / about 10 years ago / 1

    It a robot, honest!

  • Member #539515 / about 10 years ago / 1

    If you can't open it; you don't own it.

  • s1gm9 / about 10 years ago * / 1

    ...and we'll have them for a limited time only. Don't forget to check the neat carrying cases and power Supplies for this item.

  • tarlen / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Before"

  • bgracia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Let's get Quackin on all of those Arduino projects folks!

  • New biological printhead. See the results when it ran back and forth across my shirt...

  • bgracia / about 10 years ago / 1

    Boss, I hit this bird with the Sparkfun tour bus but don't worry, with 6 million dollars and some OSH off the shelves, we can rebuild it bigger, faster and stronger!

  • Member #543368 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Exueezze me, where is my pond....?

  • Member #507364 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Duck you !

  • D_C / about 10 years ago * / 1

    This little gem has been a part of our kits for years now but now we will be selling it separate as well! Note, programming level required: master.

  • Member #543527 / about 10 years ago / 1

    SparkFun's new product, a robot that lays golden eggs !! cheers !!

  • Robdrech / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Along with the MicroView, Sparkfun is proud to announce the MicroChicken! Check it out on Khickstarter..."

  • crankd87 / about 10 years ago * / 1

    New Product Friday - Blackbird Pi, microcomputer. only Sixpence!

  • FlyByPC / about 10 years ago / 1

    SparkFun always tries to find the best "cheep" parts for our customers. Here is our secret weapon.

  • Sciguy / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday: Sparkfun PTH Chick Magnet Kit.

  • Ted M / about 10 years ago / 1

    Let's see you pull a bird our of your beard!

  • Why do bikers always get the chicks?

  • Cybot101 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Here at Sparkfun, the laughs come 'cheep'.

  • nightflyer / about 10 years ago / 1

    "His name is Steve. When he grows up, he will be my wingman".

  • Member #237386 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Does this bird make my hands look big?"

  • Member #237386 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I found this in my beard..."

  • EvilGenius121 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Some say that nerds do not get chicks. At Sparkfun, we beg to differ.

  • JohnathanN. / about 10 years ago / 1

    For less than $1 a day you could help feed this orphaned duck.

  • Clark Snowdall / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday - Bird V2.0 (breakout board not yet available)

  • EvanAlmighty / about 10 years ago / 1

    "As part of our Social Media expansion we brought in our Twitter expert."

  • M / about 10 years ago / 1

    Cooper, just a wee hooded merganser, is publicly shamed at Sparkfun

  • and that is how you power up our new product with biofuel

  • Bp103 / about 10 years ago / 1

    How to pick up chicks.

  • Member #344207 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Where do I plug this in?!

  • Gary D. / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday: Products that will make you Tweet, literally...

  • Member #543442 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I Duck you in Warm within Keep you free from sin 'Til the sandman he comes!"

  • Ogre / about 10 years ago / 1

    "This... is NOT breadboard compatible"

  • Amundsen / about 10 years ago / 1

    Catch the bird, not the beard!

  • MattM. / about 10 years ago / 1

    Chick's dig metal.

  • andy4us / about 10 years ago / 1

    It was the gerbils day off !

  • Member #528124 / about 10 years ago / 1

    even HULK jr has a heart...<3<3<3

  • Member #128348 / about 10 years ago / 1

    You have created a monster, and it will destroy you!

  • Member #128348 / about 10 years ago / 1

    The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!

  • E.G. / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I need to tweet this" both of them said.

  • Member #128348 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!

  • birojow / about 10 years ago / 1

    Ready for breakfast

  • Member #306393 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hacking software... Yawn. Hacking hardware... Been there done that. Hacking wetware... Interesting!

  • Ezman / about 10 years ago / 1

    This is what we are calling our new "Arduckling Shield." It adds the capability to adorabilize all of your Arduino projects.

  • mftkoehler / about 10 years ago / 1

    The warm wetness spreading across Dave's palm put the lie to the bird in the hand platitude.

  • James Matthew / about 10 years ago / 1

    You will NOT believe what this thing just did on my hand...

  • froghero1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Are you in good hands?

  • Member #450818 / about 10 years ago / 1

    This is what you get when all the blue smoke comes out.

  • LEDLightingandArt / about 10 years ago / 1

    I said there's nothing up my sleeve........you got a problem with that? This is magic.

  • Member #278413 / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday presents, the xBird. This version includes access to the newest analog transmission protocol - Migr 8.0.

  • Which came first, the Chicken or the Engineer?

  • Colecago / about 10 years ago / 1

    Recreating Angry Birds or Flappy Bird? Either way that chick is in trouble.

  • Member #543390 / about 10 years ago / 1

    With Sparkfun, the birds in the bush are better than the one in the hand.

  • Member #419190 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I'm clearly no Marty Stouffer, but have you seen a window anywhere?"

  • Member #537373 / about 10 years ago / 1

    WAIT - Which one is the ugly duckling?

    • zodiak / about 10 years ago / 1

      This duck craps on my hand and I'll show you ugly duckling.

  • Makezilla / about 10 years ago / 1

    With this new product anyone should be able to get into hardware quacking.

  • jsooter / about 10 years ago / 1

    Meet the newest cast members of “Duck Dynasty”

  • Member #537319 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Dispatches from the singularity

  • Member #473037 / about 10 years ago / 1

    We sell hardware, but we care about software too

  • nsa / about 10 years ago / 1

    Us here at Sparkfun take care of all that appear in our doorway, even the bearded and tattooed!

  • DemolishManta / about 10 years ago / 1

    Mulitiple Choice:

    A. Classic:
        Of Mi...err...Birds and Men.
    B. Really classic:
        To tweet or not to tweet...
    C. No class:
        I has two birds...  um... I had two birds, cause I eats one.
    

  • Member #155489 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "A robin feathering his nest Has very little time to rest While gathering his Bits of twine and twig Though quite intent in his pursuit He has a merry tune to toot He knows a song Will move the job along"

  • gadgetdad / about 10 years ago / 1

    The new Arduino can turn anyone into a chick magnet.

    • tetsujin / about 10 years ago / 1

      Unfortunately, as it turns out, chicks are diamagnetic.

  • Lil Dutchie / about 10 years ago / 1

    No animals were harmed in the making of this post. (we think)

  • nutmeg / about 10 years ago / 1

    50 parts Amish, 50 parts Punker and one part ducky, mix and Voilà!

  • Sup3rScript3d / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Now it quacks in the dark, as soon as I come up with a way to stick all the new components in it."

  • Member #225503 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Furthermore, it is 100% Arduino compatible!

  • CrypticVapor / about 10 years ago / 1

    This is the only way I can get her to take a nap.

  • Sup3rScript3d / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Hold on, let me do my best duck face for this selfie"

  • ME heat o nator / about 10 years ago / 1

    The black australorp chick is the finest in egg bot production units.

  • Member #15009 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Someone gave him the bird and he's not happy about it.

  • Sup3rScript3d / about 10 years ago / 1

    "We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

  • Member #433820 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Behold our savior, Bird Jesus.

  • Member #451312 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I present to the the latest in unmanned aerial surveillance. The B.I.R.D. (The Biological Imitating Reconnaissance Drone).

  • Member #394180 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Tweet this - A bird in the hand is worth a six-pack of Busch.

  • Member #543373 / about 10 years ago / 1

    After dozens of breakout boards, cables, arduinos and hours of programming, I finally have the final piece for "Duck Hunt 2.0: The Hunt Get's Real!"

  • ccbundy / about 10 years ago / 1

    Stay in my hand if you want to live...

  • MazinBenny / about 10 years ago / 1

    At Sparkfun, we make our geeks strong enough to bite the heads of many other birds than just your run-of-the-mill geek who only does chickens.

  • razor_sparks / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Hey friend, have you heard... about the Word...?"

  • TwistedTech / about 10 years ago / 1

    Enter and we will begin the ritual.

  • Chilly / about 10 years ago / 1

    " I hatched with with my Arduino controller incubator and now it thinks I'm the mama... and to be honest I am kinda attached to this little ugly duckling, do you see the resemblance?"

  • da5id_underscore / about 10 years ago / 1

    Similar to Aloha is 802.11 D... Duck metro area networks never realy did catch on

  • Steven Osborn / about 10 years ago / 1

    Pick'n up chicks.

  • FiveFeet / about 10 years ago / 1

    Is there a discount if I order 25?

  • Willem B. / about 10 years ago / 1

    OK, so what do I need for omelettes? Some cheese, tomatoes, eggs ... damn. I guess there's no omelettes today.

  • RadioDoctor / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Product! Communications back to basics! No Nyquist limit!

  • da5id_underscore / about 10 years ago / 1

    The engineer asked, "What seems to be the problem" and the Duck replied, "I cant get the guy with the beard off my butt."

  • Sparkfun Electroncs, selling NSA spy technology to the masses (bird not included).

  • spacespaghetti / about 10 years ago / 1

    "For less than a dollar a day, you too, can help protect the endangered Colorado wild bird population."

  • vintageVerb / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday: Cyborg Creatures - Bird Edition

  • Johnnie / about 10 years ago / 1

    I am not sure what happened at the concert last night, but I just regurgitated a duck.

  • jma89 / about 10 years ago * / 1

    @sparkfun Check out this little birdie! #tweettweet

  • tetsujin / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Quack."

  • D_C / about 10 years ago / 1

    This week we present the ArduBird, a Sparkfun microprocessor disguised as a bird!

  • Dutch_db / about 10 years ago / 1

    He had a hard time with the "bring your dog to work" concept - so we put him in the <finger quotes> red room. Foie gras anyone?

    Death to all but metal!!!

  • captain_morgan / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hey, Man, this not my bird!

  • Gregory W. / about 10 years ago / 1

    New Produck Friday!

  • kirby g / about 10 years ago / 1

    Upcoming SparkFun Live event will be Angry Birds with Real birds!

  • ameyring / about 10 years ago / 1

    Looks like our overnight experiment in the Sparkfun Media Room was successful!

  • MetabolicCloth / about 10 years ago / 1

    SparkFun employees become one with nature.

  • xsk8rat / about 10 years ago / 1

    After the controversy and threats regarding the lyrics to his multi-platinum single "Give me all your breadcrumbs!", Colorado's premier rapper MC "Mile-High" Quackers was accompanied by his bodyguard while performing court mandated public service.

  • Oscilloscope Man / about 10 years ago / 1

    I demand a bird policy. If employees can bring dogs to work, then birds should also be included.

  • Fxxxx / about 10 years ago / 1

    I'm glad to show you the new Arduino Bird!

  • Member #379305 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Look everyone we can now 3D Print real birds!!

  • c312 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I pick things up, I put things down"

  • Evil_Rich / about 10 years ago / 1

    This is my duckling! There are many like it, but this one is mine!

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 1

    This.... of course... is the WORD!

  • Awwww He's so cute... and the Bird's nice too.

  • Member #500261 / about 10 years ago / 1

    SparkFun's submission for the AVC.

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 1

    Why yes, I am giving you the bird!

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 10 years ago / 1

    Todays tutorial... building the bird....

  • Member #341578 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Can I bring it to work? I promise I won't let it run afowl!

  • Introducing SparkFun's new "Duck Powered ELastoLite Arm Tatts", sure to be a real crowd pleaser!!!

  • Member #235199 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Rubber Duckie, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun

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