SparkFun Electronics Commentsurn:uuid:214d0e4e-f1b1-d287-ce26-ac5b4c9f82492024-03-19T06:13:11-06:00SparkFun Electronicsd.e. on Your December Caption Contestd.e.urn:uuid:821fc08d-079a-d0de-3572-51432251b6452012-01-04T16:51:08-07:00<p>So...who won? What's the caption?</p>
Rogue on Your December Caption ContestRogueurn:uuid:8179807e-28f6-2c0e-4a26-0a3cba53db062011-12-28T01:27:08-07:00<p>Got it,<p>Close encow-ters of the nird kind</p></p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your December Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:37297398-da87-19e4-0a9b-b8d127ef4df42011-12-09T05:27:16-07:00<p>still think this one is the funniest....</p>
JRMorrisJr on Your December Caption ContestJRMorrisJrurn:uuid:b47bcaf0-559b-e229-15c4-b5345940a4b02011-12-07T21:55:04-07:00<p>NO! I will NOT check out your pose-teat notes!</p>
JRMorrisJr on Your December Caption ContestJRMorrisJrurn:uuid:3cec9f2c-ddb5-2c35-7699-73a5ef22d3c02011-12-07T21:35:42-07:00<p>NEXT time, you'll remember the coversheet for the TPS report!</p>
MrCat on Your December Caption ContestMrCaturn:uuid:9b8b9708-9669-29d3-494a-66b41e313fa42011-12-07T20:13:38-07:00<p>If I can get this stool to work I can get you a gallon of milk for breakfast...</p>
MikeGrusin on Your December Caption ContestMikeGrusinurn:uuid:267353bb-279b-cff4-5372-a8d4ca76c9d42011-12-07T17:31:20-07:00<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noon#Nomenclature" rel="nofollow">Nobody does.</a></p>
99guspuppet was puppetboy on Your December Caption Contest99guspuppet was puppetboyurn:uuid:712d6964-14c1-0a70-ff2d-b9b256c8102a2011-12-07T16:52:57-07:00<p>I don't understand what 12PM is ... 1200 hrs or 2400 hrs</p>
99guspuppet was puppetboy on Your December Caption Contest99guspuppet was puppetboyurn:uuid:b103a860-4ba8-3ed1-4e29-aba97254b2c42011-12-07T16:51:14-07:00<p>Surrogate mother views cloning equipment and cards-on-the-wall cloning procedure with some trepidation.</p>
Customer #273155 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #273155urn:uuid:47359a84-2826-7cf1-4de8-a86ecb045d2f2011-12-07T14:05:27-07:00<p>I don't care how complex the process is, an ERP system just isn't going to help us make better milk! You can't do better than nature!</p>
Imjoh1 on Your December Caption ContestImjoh1urn:uuid:f3a57dbc-5070-2595-0539-0747167f120f2011-12-07T13:42:49-07:00<p>Barnie Rubble and the Great <a href="http://tvcrazy.net/image/r-classic-cartoons-18-flintstones-57-flinstones-and-gazoo-1329.htm" rel="nofollow">GazMOOO!</a></p>
Imjoh1 on Your December Caption ContestImjoh1urn:uuid:d9ef10d3-bdfa-e1e6-6b3d-6a4cd29344772011-12-07T13:33:28-07:00<p>I'll trade you that soldering iron cutout for a nice warm glass milk.</p>
bi3nary on Your December Caption Contestbi3naryurn:uuid:dc29e653-5533-7eb7-5932-9a0372cb4a362011-12-07T13:28:07-07:00<p>"I tried to time this photo to hide the creepy udders, but failed."</p>
Customer #272904 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #272904urn:uuid:a2f14715-c37f-60f2-7cc2-5bdab9d2a30f2011-12-07T13:01:35-07:00<p>Thinking outside the box? "Yeah, I just crushed your box"</p>
John Beans on Your December Caption ContestJohn Beansurn:uuid:b898991f-ec8e-22f6-359d-17fe498ac0f22011-12-07T12:54:58-07:00<p>"You BETTER not have messed with the creamer in the break room..."</p>
IllogicGate on Your December Caption ContestIllogicGateurn:uuid:3a14f3f1-de75-1cb1-bf9f-862c636d6a7f2011-12-07T12:43:31-07:00<p>Cowherd -} Coward. Sounds similar.</p>
cjh08052 on Your December Caption Contestcjh08052urn:uuid:30b3c1ae-0c4d-c5ce-e0d0-91888b256ab02011-12-07T12:25:47-07:00<p>You did say, and I quote "We're going to work 'till the cows come home!"<p>;-> (cjh)</p></p>
cleverlemming on Your December Caption Contestcleverlemmingurn:uuid:db8379be-9905-34f9-7ab7-e672b1c90c902011-12-07T12:18:54-07:00<p>Laugh if you want to my friend but the rise of the Roombas is inevitable and, when it happens, the cows will rise with them.</p>
LoneStranger on Your December Caption ContestLoneStrangerurn:uuid:3579d5a7-5a73-4eec-eb0b-896be5749e622011-12-07T12:16:01-07:00<p>Meanwhile, in Farside...</p>
MasterSplinter on Your December Caption ContestMasterSplinterurn:uuid:f0c0ee9b-1db3-2d78-7034-5e1e4eecbc752011-12-07T12:10:34-07:00<p>"That guy's moohawk is udderly rediculous. It would behoove him to get a cowl like mine."</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:8410ddcd-fcd5-aeef-de7a-2573bde2815b2011-12-07T12:00:37-07:00<p>Don't Sweat the Heavy Things and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things.</p>
JLBjerke on Your December Caption ContestJLBjerkeurn:uuid:50c30316-12bd-8c74-8997-4b2cf201f4162011-12-07T12:00:11-07:00<p>Some people just don't understand casual Friday.</p>
Customer #227029 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #227029urn:uuid:38a8f2f5-03aa-f4cd-177e-0405195872902011-12-07T11:58:00-07:00<p>As I charm the Mohawk warrior into lowering his shield with my beautiful udders, kitty, you pounce on him and rip him to pieces!</p>
Jamo on Your December Caption ContestJamourn:uuid:4beda842-cfa0-4558-529a-a63741adac4b2011-12-07T11:56:25-07:00<p>Dude, we just milked you 10 minuets ago and you want to go again!?</p>
DMacATTACK on Your December Caption ContestDMacATTACKurn:uuid:72cd0389-0b70-f10d-ed66-4e7c6a718f172011-12-07T11:52:50-07:00<p>I'm ready to go biking, I got my leathers.</p>
jkent on Your December Caption Contestjkenturn:uuid:55ead7e3-a94b-86a1-937d-91a92ec4ebd12011-12-07T11:51:49-07:00<p><strong>Cow</strong>orkers? We got'em.</p>
Customer #273092 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #273092urn:uuid:524a9025-2ff7-9987-a4c6-3b60986c36672011-12-07T11:43:56-07:00<p>Give me a hand, dude! I am building MORE COWBELL.</p>
besidemyself on Your December Caption Contestbesidemyselfurn:uuid:48ef9192-1533-aba0-1b81-729a57e7298f2011-12-07T11:37:47-07:00<p>"Geeezz! Bob!! This latest Sparkfun ad campaign is a complete and total ""UTTER"" disaster!!" :-D</p>
npkeith on Your December Caption Contestnpkeithurn:uuid:695e72be-4797-5e07-519f-3a01c2fad66f2011-12-07T11:37:07-07:00<p>You're not lactose intolerant- just closed-minded.</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:987061fc-c01f-f4b6-d063-c59052bd4ea72011-12-07T11:35:15-07:00<p>SparkFun putting Technology in the Hands of Udderly anyone</p>
Nabelops on Your December Caption ContestNabelopsurn:uuid:ffee6eb3-b881-3570-cbb9-f44e2a94fbdf2011-12-07T11:30:22-07:00<p>The Cow and Chicken Show has gotten really realistic looking these days</p>
JohnS_AZ on Your December Caption ContestJohnS_AZurn:uuid:2c873112-75b4-dc1b-ba0b-86a832521efc2011-12-07T11:28:21-07:00<p>Eat grass, make milk. You're not a process engineer so leave the damn board alone, and get the hell back out on the lawn.</p>
unitof on Your December Caption Contestunitofurn:uuid:856607f4-aa1e-bdfe-d644-0a80d8bb01ab2011-12-07T11:28:11-07:00<p>"Where's your bandana?"</p>
gdasindia on Your December Caption Contestgdasindiaurn:uuid:be15d3f6-e01a-c496-18f0-5cf08587fc1d2011-12-07T11:25:55-07:00<p>When DSO Nano V2 is at STAKE, I don't mind milking this cow for a Milk SHAKE!</p>
Lelo on Your December Caption ContestLelourn:uuid:16ef566b-0b66-ccf5-a1ae-b8fd742a4f852011-12-07T11:23:41-07:00<p>No, I don't think this bandana makes my cow costume look ridiculous.</p>
gdasindia on Your December Caption Contestgdasindiaurn:uuid:72d45c98-d34a-18fd-8800-c40e0892ebbd2011-12-07T11:22:27-07:00<p>Caption - "Holy COW, the Caption Contest has begun NOW!"</p>
dandantheman on Your December Caption Contestdandanthemanurn:uuid:1c57335b-e854-fffd-897a-a0fe3a2ab75f2011-12-07T11:20:27-07:00<p>I don't care if it falls under the "other duties as required" part of my job description, I'm not milking the cow.</p>
Customer #273064 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #273064urn:uuid:5dfdb40c-173f-047b-4ef3-6a6cdbcd30532011-12-07T11:13:03-07:00<p>To err is human , to Er bovine</p>
EricM on Your December Caption ContestEricMurn:uuid:4941fe98-698c-b518-4344-67deae6aa6d42011-12-07T11:12:40-07:00<p>"The Cow Overload is not displeased with your work."</p>
EricM on Your December Caption ContestEricMurn:uuid:1530af23-bd18-558b-854e-aad2924b41ed2011-12-07T11:12:39-07:00<p>"The Cow Overload is not displeased with your work."</p>
Alpha on Your December Caption ContestAlphaurn:uuid:ea136767-3074-79c0-b2c5-a8d6f55a997d2011-12-07T11:09:09-07:00<p>On Wednesday we milk our cows.</p>
pav_kc on Your December Caption Contestpav_kcurn:uuid:143c2438-464f-0fd9-35f3-01360e15ae0e2011-12-07T11:08:42-07:00<p>"Dude enough Electronics shit..! Now, Lets Milk the real cow"</p>
pyrofx on Your December Caption Contestpyrofxurn:uuid:68bc2764-bff6-d7bd-3fa2-d4c34f979a302011-12-07T11:06:01-07:00<p>You promised to beta-test my Arduino powered Udder Joysticks!?</p>
jrlc on Your December Caption Contestjrlcurn:uuid:5725e05c-59da-3c07-6efb-76908984bfbf2011-12-07T11:05:16-07:00<p>Hey dude! let's swap our products</p>
teeemags on Your December Caption Contestteeemagsurn:uuid:d950173e-3feb-6e8b-3010-77e17d1a94a02011-12-07T11:03:57-07:00<p>If I stake you out grazing on green Post-Its again...we'll have to steak you out.</p>
Customer #155495 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #155495urn:uuid:6bc7f7ce-3aa9-c5ad-3638-d24552d64b0b2011-12-07T11:02:51-07:00<p>It helps me think...</p>
Ninja on Your December Caption ContestNinjaurn:uuid:08a298fc-b55f-aa45-7cf6-a268d356b2112011-12-07T11:01:49-07:00<p>Dude, why are you walking away? This is exactly the real-time inventory update our customers were asking for. See, look here: "Live Stock"</p>
Customer #155495 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #155495urn:uuid:eca4dd0f-761e-ce83-d6f0-03ac644e28552011-12-07T11:00:41-07:00<p>It helps, spark my creative energy!</p>
DCL-Imagineer on Your December Caption ContestDCL-Imagineerurn:uuid:0c4a3b82-b49c-6467-da95-60876dda7c2b2011-12-07T10:59:53-07:00<p>Red Shirt Guy: [Thought] "That guy must have forgotten to process his megabytes while installing his peripherals today."<p>Cow: [Thought] "Haha... He probably thinks I forgot to process my megabytes while installing my peripherals today… haha…"</p></p>
Bunk on Your December Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:a0ead5fa-413c-a177-bf23-8b3858ad90362011-12-07T10:59:18-07:00<p>Red shirts die first...</p>
tpodlaski on Your December Caption Contesttpodlaskiurn:uuid:0b5f4935-c8ac-71fc-e03f-4a7894c065652011-12-07T10:59:08-07:00<p>Phew. Bessie's a Blood. Beatdown avoided.</p>
CreativeRobotics on Your December Caption ContestCreativeRoboticsurn:uuid:e91eb3f7-f68c-531d-6c85-52a68277b2052011-12-07T10:58:59-07:00<p>"wait, What?, you mean that cardboard cutout of the SFE open source artificial bovine insemination kit is life size?!"</p>
Customer #155495 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #155495urn:uuid:74abe021-1ccb-e311-576b-1cdc3f1615442011-12-07T10:58:33-07:00<p>I thought today was the Sparkfun sleepover!</p>
tetsujin on Your December Caption Contesttetsujinurn:uuid:cd50a87a-1d81-49e9-dd3a-1860548fb4412011-12-07T10:58:03-07:00<p>"I think this audio project is gonna turn out great! But maybe we can reduce the dynamic range of the signal to improve the SNR. What sort of companding algorithm should we use?"
"Moo"</p>
Relayer on Your December Caption ContestRelayerurn:uuid:3d1a808d-b3b6-c555-fa02-8a823d1cd8892011-12-07T10:56:43-07:00<p>"Guess what, dude? I just got hired by the Zucker brothers to star in the sequel to 'Top Secret!' Wanna see the storyboard?"</p>
Ninja on Your December Caption ContestNinjaurn:uuid:5cdc30a5-e7b6-5866-bde3-0ee4fbf285582011-12-07T10:56:43-07:00<p>To spark is human, to lounge, bovine.</p>
Customer #155495 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #155495urn:uuid:d57301fe-0009-589c-4f56-a10a791211012011-12-07T10:56:26-07:00<p>Some people just don't get 'Casual Friday'.</p>
mmetzger on Your December Caption Contestmmetzgerurn:uuid:5f4644a5-5e9f-8921-3466-908ae32596982011-12-07T10:54:00-07:00<p>Enough, I've already said to moove on...</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:c4476c45-9469-6677-1439-198a8b4050812011-12-07T10:51:24-07:00<p>No Bob! I said all this ERP training is a Dog and Pony Show!</p>
homebray on Your December Caption Contesthomebrayurn:uuid:39be384a-a9ec-a8fe-dfcb-06ba6c16fb6d2011-12-07T10:50:17-07:00<p>I don't care what the cat says -- I say we make the moooooove</p>
homebray on Your December Caption Contesthomebrayurn:uuid:2348d66d-4944-af22-1c77-2fd6c86f78a32011-12-07T10:50:16-07:00<p>I don't care what the cat says -- I say we make the moooooove</p>
Tone on Your December Caption ContestToneurn:uuid:755add01-1d7f-e383-cb1a-28797e0633302011-12-07T10:49:24-07:00<p>Note to self, never fall asleep watching a Hunter S. Thompson movie ever again....</p>
JohnathanN. on Your December Caption ContestJohnathanN.urn:uuid:90c6308d-cad7-f149-7ba5-d87fe5a98e592011-12-07T10:48:13-07:00<p>This is udderly ridiculous! Male cows don't have udders!</p>
smalloy on Your December Caption Contestsmalloyurn:uuid:d9c30414-16e7-f698-d89b-032460a070ef2011-12-07T10:46:53-07:00<p>Phase 3... profit!</p>
Munpe_Q on Your December Caption ContestMunpe_Qurn:uuid:b5b296e7-c32c-5582-1df3-841f25f472a82011-12-07T10:46:12-07:00<p>"Dude, I'm pretty sure those udders are an HR violation!"</p>
Arrowofdarkness on Your December Caption ContestArrowofdarknessurn:uuid:06dd7dac-a7b8-22da-550c-0ecebb805cbc2011-12-07T10:44:38-07:00<p>The first rule of working at Sparkfun is don't talk about Sparkfun.</p>
Customer #42952 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #42952urn:uuid:5a0388d1-eb06-6ba3-1b6f-4f3c220b6c8e2011-12-07T10:42:22-07:00<p>"Someone needs to do something about these hall cows, I'm trying to get some work done!"</p>
Dopey on Your December Caption ContestDopeyurn:uuid:6a50d885-2eff-28cb-a8ac-840571f238482011-12-07T10:42:20-07:00<p>A few people had warned Bob that interning at SparkFun might be an adventure, but he was beginning to think that some of his coworkers were just screwing with him.</p>
carl669 on Your December Caption Contestcarl669urn:uuid:c66a49a9-a3e6-2a7e-237b-6e4df74fd43f2011-12-07T10:41:10-07:00<p>is that an udder on your abdomen or are you just happy to see me?</p>
mechg on Your December Caption Contestmechgurn:uuid:924d0403-65e7-267b-24d1-89af6a9d28262011-12-07T10:38:20-07:00<p>I'm sorry, but we already hired the giraffe.</p>
Andrew T on Your December Caption ContestAndrew Turn:uuid:3aad3e8a-2a5c-7282-7e49-cbd0fc815ad62011-12-07T10:37:51-07:00<p>You still have a beef with me about the hair ?</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:fed36f1e-b8e5-f4af-1b62-65d0f2b6d9212011-12-07T10:33:49-07:00<p>At least this explains why the restroom smells that way!</p>
Customer #2564 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #2564urn:uuid:fa48a113-a4c6-a769-449c-5af2ca7a5dca2011-12-07T10:28:59-07:00<p>If you'll follow me outside, we're about to feed the Raptors.</p>
LloydA on Your December Caption ContestLloydAurn:uuid:ddb50fbc-d9f8-1dd0-093e-f1d9f507b1842011-12-07T10:26:18-07:00<p>"He was slowly becoming aware that he may be slightly late for the Sparkfun Halloween party."</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:0b788c13-2ade-571f-8c79-1a5dd9aa63bf2011-12-07T10:19:37-07:00<p>Soylent green is people! Just look at this production flow chart.</p>
Vasago on Your December Caption ContestVasagourn:uuid:61ae5016-d578-cd6f-20ff-053e3aaabae52011-12-07T10:16:50-07:00<p>"Daddy, where does milk come from? Well son, let me show you!"</p>
Max_A on Your December Caption ContestMax_Aurn:uuid:764f0129-d169-42c1-c2c3-61b2f39d3d522011-12-07T10:15:25-07:00<p>"Sorry, I'm a vegetarian"</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:390bf2a9-e3af-0727-7827-22d42b8154b02011-12-07T10:11:47-07:00<p>We're playing minecraft... not farmville. Meh... costume still works.</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:d852acca-42d4-518e-0a84-93bce77cf98e2011-12-07T10:09:44-07:00<p>Sorry Folks the Petting Zoo has been cancelled for today.</p>
MTMentat on Your December Caption ContestMTMentaturn:uuid:f4e811f2-912f-5cb3-c251-e00db92080002011-12-07T10:09:38-07:00<p>Miloko in the SparkFun Keg: speeding up the design process and expanding fashion frontiers.</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:a404f3fd-e37e-9649-4d56-f7084782b7992011-12-07T10:08:25-07:00<p>What happens at Sparkfun, Stays at Sparkfun!</p>
Customer #264501 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #264501urn:uuid:9746ab4a-4ad4-0c37-a023-3686c8c499c92011-12-07T10:04:19-07:00<p>This cow is so cool.. instead of giving milk, it gives frozen ice-cream shaped like this...</p>
TheoS on Your December Caption ContestTheoSurn:uuid:e46f564e-8e6c-2c2f-7b9b-70db12f9e62c2011-12-07T10:03:36-07:00<p>Having been jilted by the dish (for the spoon), the cow tried to win her back by doing the only thing he can think of...The cow pictured here with his elaborate plan to make it over the moon using only Sparkfun products. Few believe in him.</p>
Customer #41184 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #41184urn:uuid:531d1e47-de5a-14a8-1b9e-f581e98e7bce2011-12-07T10:03:09-07:00<p>Striped shoes with Spots, Fashion suicide!</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:4a3f7e9b-c65e-35bc-6cc1-f1c21db3d0b62011-12-07T10:02:17-07:00<p>The Effects of RoHs</p>
agemoz on Your December Caption Contestagemozurn:uuid:684efd69-f6a0-699c-be9c-f2212512fe092011-12-07T10:01:56-07:00<p>Project flier for the Sparkfun Quad DSO (Digital Sucking Ornament)</p>
Manwolf on Your December Caption ContestManwolfurn:uuid:9e797b72-7a4d-97e2-6a16-0eea3205e30b2011-12-07T09:57:30-07:00<p>Taking OSHW a step to far!</p>
Manwolf on Your December Caption ContestManwolfurn:uuid:1d51d84f-3b5f-7837-80bd-bd8d4e9897512011-12-07T09:55:35-07:00<p>Dressing me up as a cow will increase sales how exactly?</p>
Customer #89245 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #89245urn:uuid:84c661f5-bbb7-726e-cb7f-c629d96b908c2011-12-07T09:53:32-07:00<p>Ah Right,,, I think you've milked this long enough,,,,</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:c7e1fcb8-a58a-431f-5b3c-ab31981be39f2011-12-07T09:53:01-07:00<p>bet you can't guess what I spent my christmas bonus on....</p>
Matthew Wilkes on Your December Caption ContestMatthew Wilkesurn:uuid:37380109-d704-c3eb-577f-760ddf45468e2011-12-07T09:52:47-07:00<p>"Hang on… isn't it only the females who have udders?"</p>
Comrad_Durandal on Your December Caption ContestComrad_Durandalurn:uuid:e68bbe54-60e9-5511-a4e4-945f2fb359a62011-12-07T09:49:54-07:00<p>Really?! They aren't gonna notice a guy with a faux-hawk and another wearing a cow suit with udders on their security video stealing their convention display?! Next time, I pick the disguises!</p>
Comrad_Durandal on Your December Caption ContestComrad_Durandalurn:uuid:b1c84161-1112-48f6-fef7-a75e39c0dac32011-12-07T09:49:51-07:00<p>Really?! They aren't gonna notice a guy with a faux-hawk and another wearing a cow suit with udders on their security video stealing their convention display?! Next time, I pick the disguises!</p>
TimZaman on Your December Caption ContestTimZamanurn:uuid:0b3ec2cc-2b38-624c-8bf6-15c10ba57bee2011-12-07T09:49:13-07:00<p>lol the homepage has blown. gives me all kinds of errorcrap with json when i press submit</p>
Customer #15009 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:38dd637f-b9f9-6833-1411-365d875387752011-12-07T09:47:03-07:00<p>I can hear ye Clucking but I can't find yer nest! (The guy with the Mowhawk looks like a Rooster in Heat) :)</p>
DocJC on Your December Caption ContestDocJCurn:uuid:8908cea8-5003-ba9f-e267-9fa4f815619d2011-12-07T09:43:09-07:00<p>Once again proving that a Pulse Width Modulated Neuro-Stimulator can successfully replace Viagra!</p>
DocJC on Your December Caption ContestDocJCurn:uuid:c30ebef2-6d80-24bf-0148-00df31b1a3c32011-12-07T09:43:08-07:00<p>Once again proving that a Pulse Width Modulated Neuro-Stimulator can successfully replace Viagra!</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:70c535b9-d03e-c0a1-c760-1e14a405a0432011-12-07T09:42:14-07:00<p>HR said we need more diversity!</p>
arcticblu3 on Your December Caption Contestarcticblu3urn:uuid:6afa8a2f-5be4-7f74-1a34-aa33229c1ba42011-12-07T09:39:29-07:00<p>Ignore the cow, the cat is really the suspicious one here. The guy with the mohawk, well that was just an unfortunate turn of events...don't ask, it's not good. :)</p>
Customer #165026 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #165026urn:uuid:2d0681fc-a2b8-d924-f96e-7e7249cae2912011-12-07T09:34:19-07:00<p>Are the cows teats controller by an arduino?</p>
padvinder95 on Your December Caption Contestpadvinder95urn:uuid:4bb7d941-63cd-8368-21d0-ae345f7f33782011-12-07T09:30:15-07:00<p>"I don't think the cow-thing is going to help us out this time.. We'd better face it."</p>
Customer #270927 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #270927urn:uuid:2b788d8a-4e11-9bc4-7586-acbc0dac4d7e2011-12-07T09:26:01-07:00<p>I'm telling you Dave, we can milk this project for at least another month!</p>
Customer #104646 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #104646urn:uuid:fc807701-30cd-db10-36ef-6ae80bf57b0e2011-12-07T09:20:54-07:00<p>Every since the boss became a furry, things at work have not been the same...</p>
customer207 on Your December Caption Contestcustomer207urn:uuid:910df367-04d8-b684-3469-793848f7c5d92011-12-07T09:11:46-07:00<p>I don't get this one. Is this an obscure reference to something too hip for me?</p>
osmaneralp on Your December Caption Contestosmaneralpurn:uuid:302ea32b-eb9e-40b3-1319-01e5356bf31d2011-12-07T09:11:28-07:00<p>Your comment is both funny and not funny at the same time. ;)</p>
LeadFree on Your December Caption ContestLeadFreeurn:uuid:ac9e10c6-f2d2-4d7f-aa8a-ab29129019ac2011-12-07T09:07:10-07:00<p>udder'ly, butter'ly confusing</p>
mgburr on Your December Caption Contestmgburrurn:uuid:d6e6c8b1-1e09-fa73-7cb2-d7849fcea6402011-12-07T09:02:15-07:00<p>"Dude, I told you to get the BLADDERS for the MILKER, not the PLACARDS from the MAKER...."<p>"Interns, can't do a thing with 'em"</p></p>
Angelo Pappano on Your December Caption ContestAngelo Pappanourn:uuid:a43a3ec1-6b9b-cfae-9078-1cab2f965eb62011-12-07T09:00:12-07:00<p>...and THAT is why COWS shouldn't give HAIRCUTS!! Don't apologize. I have to go build my cardboard fort.</p>
weezledood on Your December Caption Contestweezledoodurn:uuid:127ebfee-d888-dd04-fefb-6c7b91cf49362011-12-07T08:55:13-07:00<p>"Sheesh- someone in hiring obviously quit their meds- keep walking and ignore the looney."</p>
dsatterf on Your December Caption Contestdsatterfurn:uuid:efdeefc2-cc98-0442-0fd2-f01be45d22732011-12-07T08:44:26-07:00<p>"Sparkfun's new Moo-tivational program lures in its first victim..."</p>
plbreith on Your December Caption Contestplbreithurn:uuid:2af4b08c-1f8e-1669-17be-c5e6f7d5dddc2011-12-07T08:37:47-07:00<p>SparkFun switches to biogas: "That smell is a natural part of the process" --- or --- SparkFun switches to Biogas: The arduino controlled servo stirs the slurry to prevent a hard scum on the surface.</p>
Customer #40219 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #40219urn:uuid:d0574285-b09f-0d80-af87-d02bb1a6a2b32011-12-07T08:27:57-07:00<p>The merger talks between Sparkfun and Gateway Computers took an uncomfortable turn....</p>
R_Phoenix on Your December Caption ContestR_Phoenixurn:uuid:c0651337-c19a-08dc-7479-e62aaba250652011-12-07T08:24:57-07:00<p>A Sparkfun Employee costume? Wow, wish I had thought of that.</p>
Ruprect on Your December Caption ContestRuprecturn:uuid:03224689-65d6-403d-c32d-03d857ffecc92011-12-07T08:24:43-07:00<p>Everybody expected the guy in the cow suit to get picked to hold the advertising signs out on the curb.</p>
plbreith on Your December Caption Contestplbreithurn:uuid:78f02b64-14f5-6f5d-b919-3cfa4d35ee462011-12-07T08:24:30-07:00<p>Before we take a step
Before we walk down that path
before I make any promises
Before we talk commitment
Let me tell you of my past
All I've seen and all I've done
- Tracy Chapman</p>
Tenacious_Techhunter on Your December Caption ContestTenacious_Techhunterurn:uuid:a99a6cc0-1798-919e-a8b2-3ce251a509bb2011-12-07T08:24:25-07:00<p>Are you kidding me? I can’t keep up with this milking schedule...</p>
chriscross93 on Your December Caption Contestchriscross93urn:uuid:1943de4a-2669-4140-ea42-003a00bb55ab2011-12-07T08:22:12-07:00<p>Quick! Nobody's looking, lets give away some merchandise on the front page!</p>
FlippinJax on Your December Caption ContestFlippinJaxurn:uuid:ecac987f-61b9-74cf-963b-5b864bbd66d92011-12-07T08:19:37-07:00<p>As Lion-head carefully carried his new tail under his right arm, this was the moment Cow understood drinking from the pH Sensor Kit may have had a different effect than anyone at Sparkfun had intended.</p>
TallSlick on Your December Caption ContestTallSlickurn:uuid:1f8689e3-a2db-ab4e-5604-20635f07a2e32011-12-07T08:19:27-07:00<p>"... and then the cow jumped over the goon."</p>
plbreith on Your December Caption Contestplbreithurn:uuid:c8552a18-910c-fdba-fcef-80c700ae031c2011-12-07T08:15:19-07:00<p>K-O-W Charts - Assessing What We KnOw we Want on free day</p>
Customer #259865 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #259865urn:uuid:bb4441a4-b03e-c794-f30e-9a7c86c7df732011-12-07T08:11:40-07:00<p>You don't want any of this....That's right keep walking!</p>
plbreith on Your December Caption Contestplbreithurn:uuid:4e6dca81-5aae-8920-86a8-57663072921c2011-12-07T08:07:55-07:00<p>Then a miracle happens -
"I think you should be more clear in step 2"</p>
Customer #137012 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #137012urn:uuid:db390745-90c9-e8b4-6a85-8affbc41d7282011-12-07T08:04:36-07:00<p>My milkshake brings all the boys to the hall - with post-its.</p>
Customer #137012 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #137012urn:uuid:ad87f415-1506-6d5d-fa0d-67624cf53b952011-12-07T08:04:35-07:00<p>My milkshake brings all the boys to the hall - with post-its.</p>
bjorn_thor on Your December Caption Contestbjorn_thorurn:uuid:94e70a47-e515-1b46-4155-d5881a572bcb2011-12-07T07:57:18-07:00<p>This is how true geeks do cowboys and Indians theme.</p>
Squintz on Your December Caption ContestSquintzurn:uuid:26ca7bab-bb09-d10a-1a7c-7d83be09f6492011-12-07T07:56:01-07:00<p>"Cats like milk...I like milk...What? You no like milk?</p>
bjorn_thor on Your December Caption Contestbjorn_thorurn:uuid:9f4b94bf-57de-bc71-8339-049369c341a42011-12-07T07:55:04-07:00<p>"Can't a cowboy just hang."</p>
bjorn_thor on Your December Caption Contestbjorn_thorurn:uuid:66447b7a-51fd-a8c0-b148-7f76e6e7c27b2011-12-07T07:54:26-07:00<p>Cowboy theme at work taken too literally.</p>
Pjtheman on Your December Caption ContestPjthemanurn:uuid:ca71bac9-7d4a-2f7b-2fc6-5e37f11dd8f82011-12-07T07:46:59-07:00<p>Ever since Zynga was valued at 9 billion, these bright sparks have been coming up with their own plan for global social domination...</p>
hammer89 on Your December Caption Contesthammer89urn:uuid:ac371555-8840-33be-47c3-f31cc6bec1d42011-12-07T07:39:21-07:00<p>"Don't...Move! It's right behind you..."</p>
Customer #193121 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #193121urn:uuid:d54909bc-aac7-792a-6d00-7a06106646662011-12-07T07:37:07-07:00<p>Wait - you haven't seen the rest of the new uniform yet!</p>
jimtremblay on Your December Caption Contestjimtremblayurn:uuid:2b139731-0685-8042-cb1c-da0a69a090f82011-12-07T07:36:27-07:00<p>"That's what it gives to lose a bet at Sparkfun"
Is anyone want cream in his coffee?</p>
Darduino on Your December Caption ContestDarduinourn:uuid:999970cd-32b8-738b-69b5-3c652618b2442011-12-07T07:33:51-07:00<p>Auto milker with Cowduino</p>
Darduino on Your December Caption ContestDarduinourn:uuid:e5de626c-8d3f-2fbb-0d69-d9fa2da616722011-12-07T07:30:58-07:00<p>Auto milker with Cowduino</p>
SlyVixsky on Your December Caption ContestSlyVixskyurn:uuid:0193a0be-20c4-b4da-0f3a-8b56054592912011-12-07T07:29:48-07:00<p>"You said I wouldn't have to wear this again after your bachelor party" "We needed someone to test the cow-to-text translator, and your the only one it fits" OR "I am not feeding business cat for your amooosement again"</p>
Argo4x4 on Your December Caption ContestArgo4x4urn:uuid:63b806bd-082e-fb20-c749-f0c9f81b5df12011-12-07T07:27:19-07:00<p>How to make my project cheesy!!!!...<p>by the way i won't drink his milk!!!</p></p>
helian1972 on Your December Caption Contesthelian1972urn:uuid:fc3179e0-5169-daf1-a3a5-46ab1edd2dee2011-12-07T07:22:51-07:00<p>Your Moolean logic makes no sense to me. It's udderly confusing!</p>
LloydA on Your December Caption ContestLloydAurn:uuid:cba3eeb1-652c-e5f2-dd28-0bff982bba0a2011-12-07T07:04:19-07:00<p>a</p>
matchew on Your December Caption Contestmatchewurn:uuid:c074db4f-cd80-71ba-8480-174ac0171ad52011-12-07T07:02:57-07:00<p>Wait!, you're telling me we didnt have to put up all these posters till next week.</p>
LloydA on Your December Caption ContestLloydAurn:uuid:33d93bfe-bb52-1512-7303-8d6259b1774c2011-12-07T07:00:23-07:00<p>"Despite the Cow's efforts to blend in as a member of the Sparkfun team, suspicions were still raised." or "He was slowly becoming aware that he may be slightly late for the Halloween party."</p>
matchew on Your December Caption Contestmatchewurn:uuid:6b79c13c-aa98-e976-f53c-8e107ca03c302011-12-07T06:59:25-07:00<p>Sooooooo, we werent supposed to put all these posters up.</p>
Qmich on Your December Caption ContestQmichurn:uuid:f6d0fd3c-79c2-2532-c4d4-59891ed4addd2011-12-07T06:57:18-07:00<p>the Cow King is lightning enchanted... just forget about him, it's not worth it (Diablo2 reference FTW)</p>
Stinny on Your December Caption ContestStinnyurn:uuid:65c3c4f2-58c7-aa1f-a96e-c39679b3a3dc2011-12-07T06:44:00-07:00<p>baha this is punny</p>
jackryan on Your December Caption Contestjackryanurn:uuid:a0ae8a01-fe21-3cb1-fa6e-f12c7945ec782011-12-07T06:41:26-07:00<p>"want a drink?"
"wait, i'll go get some cookies"</p>
Sleepwalker3 on Your December Caption ContestSleepwalker3urn:uuid:172af44d-f280-7da1-144a-6be15d00b60f2011-12-07T06:41:06-07:00<p>Nate finally gave up on the Free-Day Servers and decided a <em>Sparkfun Cash Cow</em> give-away would be a better option!</p>
Customer #272957 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #272957urn:uuid:82da3c18-fcfb-df01-997c-8ea1487bb8522011-12-07T06:40:59-07:00<p>You need to hurry up. We are out of milk for the kids soldering class.</p>
jackryan on Your December Caption Contestjackryanurn:uuid:cf678a89-8dcf-b427-04b6-c09b3f7f185e2011-12-07T06:40:03-07:00<p>" want a drink?"
"wait, i'll go get some cookies"</p>
TheChosen1 on Your December Caption ContestTheChosen1urn:uuid:2579951d-c18a-73cf-9ccf-f1a2cc7335242011-12-07T06:39:29-07:00<p>i paid alot for this cowstume ok, it wasnt sheep!</p>
Customer #92955 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #92955urn:uuid:171a3c38-32a2-6395-4c84-6b75832f847a2011-12-07T06:33:12-07:00<p>...in the Cattle Herd Infiltration Mission war room.</p>
CF on Your December Caption ContestCFurn:uuid:f87105ad-dc2a-58b1-de07-df19f6a36a8c2011-12-07T06:32:48-07:00<p>SparkFun's annual bring your cow to work day.</p>
olegm on Your December Caption Contestolegmurn:uuid:bce39945-fefd-caf7-33de-8731b28c03992011-12-07T06:30:16-07:00<p>When I said we needed a cowboy for the presentation, that's not quite what I meant.</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your December Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:80703e7a-ff03-bc9b-9c33-a30722cfd56c2011-12-07T06:22:36-07:00<p>"YES!, The Nyquil formula is back to its original recepie!, I better run and tell the others!"</p>
Rogueatog on Your December Caption ContestRogueatogurn:uuid:57f61655-696d-4be3-4edf-0e9a5ccca1772011-12-07T06:20:21-07:00<p>Look, I just don't think this will catch on!</p>
Tim v2.1 on Your December Caption ContestTim v2.1urn:uuid:d87385a9-3d7d-c30a-45ba-1fc2e3a81b1d2011-12-07T06:14:27-07:00<p>Cow suit - $84.75. The reaction you get asking your friend to milk you - Priceless.</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:365b6907-42d6-5875-2d58-ddd28bfb62af2011-12-07T06:02:38-07:00<p>This photo needs no comment.</p>
Blueblast88 on Your December Caption ContestBlueblast88urn:uuid:59c8f507-86c6-cba6-283a-75d96db8801b2011-12-07T06:00:55-07:00<p>MOOve those boards</p>
PungE3 on Your December Caption ContestPungE3urn:uuid:0f338392-4f62-058f-3b2c-e310970101312011-12-07T05:57:23-07:00<p>"Oh, I can't wait till Snoopy sees this!"</p>
Customer #265078 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #265078urn:uuid:3b2891bc-47ad-73fd-3c36-bb13162f7c2f2011-12-07T05:55:11-07:00<p>A cow in the class??? :))</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:8773b5c7-79a4-c6e4-01ab-ad5bbea23f5f2011-12-07T05:52:44-07:00<p>Notice the LOLCAT in the corner of the board. Trollin'!</p>
Customer #240011 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #240011urn:uuid:bea4a0c6-5f07-420a-1751-d034cee79da32011-12-07T05:37:17-07:00<p>Hi there. I'm Cattleina. Looks like you've herd of me.</p>
JRMM on Your December Caption ContestJRMMurn:uuid:060709c0-e814-426e-f95a-39f1772fc2a02011-12-07T05:35:33-07:00<p>All hands on deck. - This includes hooves.</p>
hcanova on Your December Caption Contesthcanovaurn:uuid:c8ee5ba5-575b-0df3-a4c2-0a027487d2222011-12-07T05:31:04-07:00<p>meat + milk + spots = engineer</p>
Customer #272941 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #272941urn:uuid:d54eb715-279e-6803-1741-61961f5ec6f32011-12-07T05:30:55-07:00<p>it's so true!</p>
elproducts on Your December Caption Contestelproductsurn:uuid:5f8776e6-3a7c-c27c-63d9-60fedd1f9bef2011-12-07T05:29:14-07:00<p>I don't know what that smell is but I'm out of here!</p>
CrazyCreator on Your December Caption ContestCrazyCreatorurn:uuid:0500eed9-c9fd-1372-735f-667812e1ed612011-12-07T05:26:54-07:00<p>I think that Arduino-based lock on the corral glitched again.....</p>
CrazyCreator on Your December Caption ContestCrazyCreatorurn:uuid:cd68b9b3-a50c-a5cf-0c7a-4725ac7079f02011-12-07T05:25:11-07:00<p>I've got some BIG ideas, where do they go?</p>
Stefan Thoolen on Your December Caption ContestStefan Thoolenurn:uuid:834faae1-34e5-81a7-3f2c-8820d427c2e22011-12-07T05:17:01-07:00<p>"Darn, I look stupid in this red shirt"<p>Okay, it's not a good one, but worth the try I suppose ;-)</p></p>
Krb686 on Your December Caption ContestKrb686urn:uuid:25c782b7-be04-f039-f63b-9860a32fafc02011-12-07T05:12:49-07:00<p>Come work for Sparkfun! All employees get a free livestock companion!</p>
ggabay on Your December Caption Contestggabayurn:uuid:093abf40-2036-1905-c85a-d3da7a298d1d2011-12-07T04:15:11-07:00<p>"Excuse me, Weird-Haircut guy, can you tell me where the coffee machine is?"</p>
Mr Duy on Your December Caption ContestMr Duyurn:uuid:db705241-1dfa-0baf-efe0-624e595065172011-12-07T03:58:05-07:00<p>lol</p>
Nicola Preda on Your December Caption ContestNicola Predaurn:uuid:c3d629e5-2e53-f858-4bac-245dab337e9a2011-12-07T03:49:39-07:00<p>"Shit, even this month Mr. Cat is the employee of the month."</p>
Customer #149615 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #149615urn:uuid:77634edf-7370-4e6d-795a-c55454a82b8c2011-12-07T03:34:35-07:00<p>"On the way, to milk a He-Cow."</p>
Customer #149615 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #149615urn:uuid:388aec38-820a-29ce-98f1-a2ded266cb6a2011-12-07T03:32:51-07:00<p>"On the way, to milk a He-Cow"</p>
kiwimonk on Your December Caption Contestkiwimonkurn:uuid:2794a253-3764-c212-3792-75dc7d1de0a52011-12-07T03:23:48-07:00<p>He didn't even notice me... My cowmouflage actually works!</p>
Otatiaro on Your December Caption ContestOtatiarourn:uuid:56de2f9e-2ca9-fdb0-2fda-1f304b13b6442011-12-07T03:12:10-07:00<p>Here are my last parts to finish the barbarian costume, where's the horadric cube ?</p>
Customer #42360 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #42360urn:uuid:4c7e4c42-1c91-f02c-694e-17a8819dda4f2011-12-07T02:35:48-07:00<p>Dude, I'm tellin you: It's not a new underground Queen / Organic Farming mashup band. It's just an ice cream store. Now stop asking me for tickets to Dairy Queen and get back to work!</p>
Ugilten on Your December Caption ContestUgiltenurn:uuid:f3d8c7e9-cff2-c517-d19d-c6667e6548c52011-12-07T02:28:27-07:00<p>it says dress CODE... not dress COW!!!</p>
PaulC on Your December Caption ContestPaulCurn:uuid:c5b34241-51e9-553d-7d5e-a71b2c7a58f52011-12-07T02:11:24-07:00<p>"The answer's still no. We're not going to start selling "Creative Design Cow" suits!"</p>
mattstroud on Your December Caption Contestmattstroudurn:uuid:705521ff-124e-9b1a-c786-5fd228d9174a2011-12-07T02:04:51-07:00<p>... so as you can see this flow diagram shows exactly how my home made milk is just so creamy!</p>
Customer #218146 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #218146urn:uuid:80c1f4eb-8e01-3e8f-f564-b9ff0271359a2011-12-07T00:39:39-07:00<p>Why Sparkfun has so many happy customers? Because they have happy cows working there. So who's the guy in the red shirt? Oh him, he works for the cat.</p>
Customer #246169 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #246169urn:uuid:13e067a5-635e-00f8-6fb5-3b3b079a6ba82011-12-07T00:36:29-07:00<p>"SprarkFun Hallway Cow Moo"</p>
JAC_101 on Your December Caption ContestJAC_101urn:uuid:ba7e9f3d-2478-c3bd-5112-3ac63bbcfbe22011-12-07T00:35:08-07:00<p>Act II : Scene 3: Tensions run high as Hamlet confronts his step father.</p>
JAC_101 on Your December Caption ContestJAC_101urn:uuid:c2ad904a-ed55-6ce3-bc07-163366e144b32011-12-07T00:29:44-07:00<p>Thats not a meme, thats a space station!</p>
Customer #218146 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #218146urn:uuid:4810b2bc-cb9c-5475-2f2a-d5c31debc47f2011-12-07T00:29:05-07:00<p>Cow or Sparkfun? Utterly milkless. Ground yourself first.</p>
JAC_101 on Your December Caption ContestJAC_101urn:uuid:ffca1e87-7376-3759-9d06-a703d071070c2011-12-07T00:25:43-07:00<p>As you can see, we have embrased Lean Six Sigma and Value Stream Analysis... what the hell is with the yellow post-its? I said the cow gets the brown post-its.</p>
Awarru on Your December Caption ContestAwarruurn:uuid:5ea03729-30de-4c9c-7a8d-6f783a5832f62011-12-07T00:25:10-07:00<p>Clearly someone is not fitting in here. The question however, is who?</p>
cmndobob on Your December Caption Contestcmndoboburn:uuid:f2bf51a3-74d8-4dfd-8b82-7f666e66650f2011-12-07T00:16:46-07:00<p>What? My order flow isn't utterly amazing?<br>
Whatever Jim.. Halloween was two months ago..</p>
Customer #218146 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #218146urn:uuid:3b607da5-68af-8302-7e76-fd4ffd7b18942011-12-07T00:15:45-07:00<p>A: Meow. This is delightful.
B: Explain again. How can this?
A: I told you, these are called electronics. They come from Sparkfun.
B: I get electronics from cow.
A: Where do you get electronics out of that?
B: How about Radio Shack?
A: Just Sparkfun. Don't worry. This stuff is bigger than sliced bread.
B: What's the sliced bread?
A: I know you're going to ask that.</p>
Customer #269591 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #269591urn:uuid:d490f583-bf81-0fdb-1244-1a04b44fb31e2011-12-07T00:13:23-07:00<p>Your Barn Door Is Open The Cows Are Getting Out!!</p>
skumdog on Your December Caption Contestskumdogurn:uuid:4b747019-7407-18c5-431c-1bb0412e18262011-12-07T00:12:04-07:00<p>Why are you so Moooody today?</p>
Customer #218146 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #218146urn:uuid:6ca74994-89a4-8474-c510-40543b9650d52011-12-07T00:02:10-07:00<p>Got Milk? No. Got Sparkfun? Yes.</p>
Xeniczone on Your December Caption ContestXeniczoneurn:uuid:15cbad1f-547a-f217-259e-ffc685283ae72011-12-06T23:55:09-07:00<p>When passing by the black and white, be sure to use your signal and watch your speed.</p>
rwinscot on Your December Caption Contestrwinscoturn:uuid:558182cd-f998-254f-43ea-146cc516b49d2011-12-06T23:42:42-07:00<p>I call them... Pa-ja-moos.</p>
Stephb on Your December Caption ContestStephburn:uuid:4a562676-aa56-74d2-491f-3b537bf0cfd12011-12-06T23:35:31-07:00<p>And we were all afraid of Mad Cow???</p>
Cam-Wil on Your December Caption ContestCam-Wilurn:uuid:8abe0675-83e3-2a7c-c153-5b0d9fbd0e302011-12-06T23:34:14-07:00<p>SparkFun Electronics: The reason why the old lady couldn't find the beef.</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:cf3da12f-2d9e-614b-8ad5-060723381e6c2011-12-06T23:01:04-07:00<p>Happy cows come from California. Don't mess with George.</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:bed9bf88-15b4-f662-86b9-0ec2d8a8d0c62011-12-06T22:59:18-07:00<p>Nice signs. Wait...you're going to 'occupy' the lobby aren't you?</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:9c51fe93-230b-fb59-245b-9c4b4679f1222011-12-06T22:58:35-07:00<p>(As soon as you leave, I'm tearing down your blue Post-Its. Mmmm...green Post-Its are the best...)</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:49e5b3c5-5832-8bae-0b04-97131cfcbcf22011-12-06T22:57:50-07:00<p>Four eyes and four stomachs - is that (4^2), (4x2), or (4!) times the awesomeness?</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:acf9f4d0-9e35-d0b9-79ca-a97568e2a0ab2011-12-06T22:56:13-07:00<p>Four eyes and four stomachs - is that (4^2), (4x2), or (4!) times the awesomeness?</p>
jsnelson on Your December Caption Contestjsnelsonurn:uuid:e34e06d3-bc11-b956-21e7-fc3c207cfe852011-12-06T22:55:15-07:00<p>"A mohawk? Really? Some people just have no sense of style."</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:95d23025-ae58-4029-94d8-e7cf26ac86792011-12-06T22:54:44-07:00<p>George the cow suddenly realizes that he will never grow a mohawk. :(</p>
d w on Your December Caption Contestd wurn:uuid:bef5712d-d65e-4b1a-4872-7ada0460d9ed2011-12-06T22:54:07-07:00<p>I'll pretend everything is normal, but I just cant believe he wore those sneakers to work.... They make him look like a silly cow.</p>
Cam-Wil on Your December Caption ContestCam-Wilurn:uuid:8f576138-8806-d3de-323a-790d7448a1eb2011-12-06T22:50:29-07:00<p>Cows: The backbone of SparkFun Electronics.</p>
gumush on Your December Caption Contestgumushurn:uuid:7a72c8d0-0b1e-a11e-cf14-c798934a5b682011-12-06T22:45:34-07:00<p>got Sparkfun?</p>
gumush on Your December Caption Contestgumushurn:uuid:60672804-9886-fcc2-70df-3cbec1e574c92011-12-06T22:45:22-07:00<p>got Sparkfun?</p>
rdnetto on Your December Caption Contestrdnettourn:uuid:010f1fbf-fe86-3c17-5c64-76ed40fba5f82011-12-06T22:39:25-07:00<p>"Don't I look sexy? MOO!"</p>
Rogue on Your December Caption ContestRogueurn:uuid:1fa55297-9df5-c4e4-1889-96a790df579d2011-12-06T22:36:37-07:00<p>Talk about a close en-cow-ter!</p>
Customer #182631 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #182631urn:uuid:8964ded5-4602-3fb0-51e4-87c040f865d92011-12-06T22:35:15-07:00<p>Engineers don't drink milk, we drink RedBull!</p>
Cyberfighter on Your December Caption ContestCyberfighterurn:uuid:716e28dd-b96f-c382-a9e1-11c49bd700bf2011-12-06T22:26:01-07:00<p>A "cow tip" leads to the mysterious whereabouts of Schrodinger's Cat.</p>
XBuilder on Your December Caption ContestXBuilderurn:uuid:0d5e432b-9ac0-6e6e-abcf-5cc2e259b5412011-12-06T22:11:18-07:00<p>Breast cancer awareness day at Sparkfun. Udderly awesome.</p>
BeerBellyJoe on Your December Caption ContestBeerBellyJoeurn:uuid:d6f86ff7-ec22-f7e7-0ac9-29ca6a9708b02011-12-06T22:06:44-07:00<p>"It doesn't count if you add the length of all four!"</p>
Customer #135802 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #135802urn:uuid:c0d5669c-5d5c-410b-80c1-4ea1abcdca1b2011-12-06T22:02:05-07:00<p>After weeks of post-it note flow-charting, Sparkfun staff is finally at the stage to field test some new boards.</p>
BeerBellyJoe on Your December Caption ContestBeerBellyJoeurn:uuid:12dfc59a-990b-7218-295b-7c3b1f1908f42011-12-06T21:58:39-07:00<p>"Dude, you've been drinking way to much Red Bull!"</p>
BeerBellyJoe on Your December Caption ContestBeerBellyJoeurn:uuid:bad93310-1234-4403-f9b0-436565d85e9f2011-12-06T21:53:56-07:00<p>"I see they took the shears to your head.......Try getting MILKED!!"</p>
Customer #168645 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #168645urn:uuid:b6de7cf9-3a5c-5039-410c-7c8d74c6da0e2011-12-06T21:40:04-07:00<p>Get back here! It says right here you're next!</p>
Honus on Your December Caption ContestHonusurn:uuid:f3fbe2aa-55f7-389b-412e-1a84640f79422011-12-06T21:37:34-07:00<p>"ManagerCat will never fall for your devious plan- he knows you're not a real cow. He's a smart cat. Look at him, he's a got a tie on. It's obvious he has an MBA..."</p>
ZerotimE on Your December Caption ContestZerotimEurn:uuid:257bcb26-cd0f-3975-d35d-52145c49b8842011-12-06T21:37:06-07:00<p>Two brothers were raised on a farm, one brother moved to town.</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:6c00fac9-e1bf-1977-f203-ebda63f8a66d2011-12-06T21:36:47-07:00<p>Happy cows come from California. Don't mess with George.</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:4038c6ea-05db-3411-c6d5-b2a274426f802011-12-06T21:35:21-07:00<p>Four eyes and four stomachs. Is that 8- or 16-times the awesome?</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:d82526e9-43ce-5a63-2da0-b7ea76e8a3452011-12-06T21:34:44-07:00<p>George the cow realizes that he will never have a mohawk.</p>
Mastermind on Your December Caption ContestMastermindurn:uuid:298db38a-7ba3-24a1-6fdd-d8dac849002a2011-12-06T21:33:04-07:00<p>"Free drinks!"</p>
cleverlemming on Your December Caption Contestcleverlemmingurn:uuid:19ad7070-5bd2-0ca6-5b8a-d04cde8542622011-12-06T21:32:48-07:00<p>"I don't care what your flowcharts say," said the young robotics engineer, refusing to be cowed.</p>
scampa on Your December Caption Contestscampaurn:uuid:a998167f-05ee-3926-fe95-39c260060d6d2011-12-06T21:32:24-07:00<p>No matter how you look at it, you may have four but mine is BIGGER!</p>
Blacklab1 on Your December Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:24a0eae5-bd6f-beae-bdef-4afc6e5d1ba12011-12-06T21:31:55-07:00<p>First, they tried to shave my head...
Now they have cows in the hallway reading flow charts...
I knew this place is going to Heck in a hand basket!</p>
Gizzygo on Your December Caption ContestGizzygourn:uuid:4ecf5854-6b23-6155-7c3a-82eeb7e01e352011-12-06T21:31:52-07:00<p>Sparkfun.com is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Look at these two actors from 'Lost' and 'Barnyard' who are creating new ideas for us and writing a script for a spin-off show called "Pete and The Seven Widgets". Coming to your Internet Browser near You!</p>
Honus on Your December Caption ContestHonusurn:uuid:05971ff7-f60b-3eda-45f5-6d0b0707000f2011-12-06T21:30:37-07:00<p>"Lost another bet, did you?"<p>"Shut it, Mr. Last of the Mohicans."</p></p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:e6c39192-685d-2045-c1d4-415ac75555482011-12-06T21:26:23-07:00<p>George the cow realizes that he will never have a mohawk.</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:b52955ea-e051-5e86-061e-5592c79167072011-12-06T21:23:42-07:00<p>Nice signs. You're going to 'occupy' the lobby, aren't you?</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:84292e7a-c794-a75d-3fef-813d828c2e102011-12-06T21:21:20-07:00<p>(I'm totally tearing down your stupid yellow Post-Its when you leave. Mmmm...green Post-Its...)</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:5e5f764c-b6bf-5fe9-897b-a36a473520952011-12-06T21:19:20-07:00<p>This board is for Post-Its only. You can take your giant foam signs elsewhere.</p>
EvilGenius121 on Your December Caption ContestEvilGenius121urn:uuid:45d5c145-d3fa-f332-c235-e959eb7e6a502011-12-06T21:19:15-07:00<p>% First of all, umm, guy cows DONT have udders! Trust me ;) %<p>What do you mean you don't want to see my "How Milk is Made" presentation?!?</p><p>or: Oh boy, first a giant puff suit, now cows in the hallway. I'm going crazy.</p><p>or: Got Milk? if you dont, here is the all new in-suit drink service system. Now in black with white spots or white with black spots. Only from Sparkfun.</p><p>love you guys here :)</p></p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:52847f1e-cc24-4a65-721c-dc13d9b7916d2011-12-06T21:18:13-07:00<p>Umm..err...of course I wasn't looking at the picture of the cute cat. Just keep walking!</p>
Blacklab1 on Your December Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:1ad7225d-1133-c907-8bd0-4f591d078d8b2011-12-06T21:17:50-07:00<p>That's NO Bull!</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:eb38beee-ff34-bba1-1a21-218474ee3d182011-12-06T21:17:16-07:00<p>The cow watches suspiciously as the stranger passes. He then returns to his plans for world domination...</p>
Customer #202960 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #202960urn:uuid:0c6b676c-eb14-f537-0858-fa49fa8b05ce2011-12-06T21:16:06-07:00<p>"Not sure if he is cow or steer with four.. ohh never mind."</p>
Customer #202960 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #202960urn:uuid:5e9a2dc2-e724-815e-036a-e501b272ddef2011-12-06T21:14:51-07:00<p>asd</p>
CalMariner on Your December Caption ContestCalMarinerurn:uuid:70da4a76-3675-69bf-4376-1a5fd3ca7b5c2011-12-06T21:14:08-07:00<p>"Dude, you look really strange today. Is that supposed to be a mohawk?"</p>
CudaFly on Your December Caption ContestCudaFlyurn:uuid:67dd6d69-b222-9285-b6b8-f83435293fcc2011-12-06T21:12:32-07:00<p>Bessie was intolerant of narrow-mindedness, injustice, and unfortunately for her, lactose.</p>
Blacklab1 on Your December Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:6a30040f-15ae-0310-434e-e7b588075a972011-12-06T21:07:53-07:00<p>Can you tell which employee is milking the OT cow more than the De-udder?</p>
Spade on Your December Caption ContestSpadeurn:uuid:d5601837-f92f-f0cb-637d-db2d3fe08caf2011-12-06T21:03:39-07:00<p>Yes, we are sober.</p>
Robb Bates on Your December Caption ContestRobb Batesurn:uuid:7cdca359-1d16-d86f-a7a2-1a12fcfe9b1e2011-12-06T21:00:33-07:00<p>Dude, that red shirt makes you look ridiculous!</p>
Spade on Your December Caption ContestSpadeurn:uuid:3956f9d2-4723-75e8-1f13-9c0caaf024202011-12-06T20:59:38-07:00<p>Are those new shoes?</p>
onlysix on Your December Caption Contestonlysixurn:uuid:fe99c05d-ba81-26f6-2c5e-6e91a644301e2011-12-06T20:57:09-07:00<p>No, they don't tweet, but thanks for asking.</p>
richswartwout on Your December Caption Contestrichswartwouturn:uuid:69917a59-52a5-aa2c-db2f-297a572dc5652011-12-06T20:54:44-07:00<p>Hey man, what gives? Cattle Thursday, remember?</p>
onlysix on Your December Caption Contestonlysixurn:uuid:9ad7b51d-ee05-18bb-b186-d0b8c0e064f22011-12-06T20:52:31-07:00<p>got Sparkfun?</p>
Spade on Your December Caption ContestSpadeurn:uuid:99f97dff-3e74-de10-6afa-2f0d2b6e8fc82011-12-06T20:49:06-07:00<p>Carl: Hey, Steve.
Steve: What?
Carl: Eat more chicken.</p>
I2C Master on Your December Caption ContestI2C Masterurn:uuid:6a7e6e63-f936-1a96-cc9c-47647d54249e2011-12-06T20:47:08-07:00<p>Just another day at the office. Or is it? If normal is having humans dressed as cows stare down your back while you carry a cardboard cutout of misfigured shapes. Looks like someone failed geometry!</p>
Spade on Your December Caption ContestSpadeurn:uuid:6e837d3c-b6e3-ee0d-0422-b321dabb55d42011-12-06T20:47:05-07:00<p>It's called Movember not Moovember.</p>
Topaz on Your December Caption ContestTopazurn:uuid:2acb18b3-af9d-75e0-0ae4-8fcdb123db172011-12-06T20:46:58-07:00<p>After the nightmare of ERP, Sparkfun decided to invest in the FlowCow efficiency and planning system. They had no idea it came with an actual, condescending cow.</p>
Customer #183798 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #183798urn:uuid:7d1d5349-e30c-e851-3e63-c8ceaa8ce1832011-12-06T20:46:10-07:00<p>Aha! I thought I had seen that odd, red cow before!</p>
Ted M on Your December Caption ContestTed Murn:uuid:79d5268c-15db-86c5-7ea3-ebc36f409f952011-12-06T20:45:14-07:00<p>This bulletin board flow chart is udder nonsense</p>
Customer #41319 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #41319urn:uuid:a12bbf85-0389-f91f-013e-3280cb79b6e22011-12-06T20:44:02-07:00<p>This picture is so random, making a caption is udder'ly impossible</p>
Topaz on Your December Caption ContestTopazurn:uuid:4d16c952-c5d8-d974-0e91-255a6163e0f22011-12-06T20:43:57-07:00<p>Oh no, the hallway of flowcharts, hallway of flowcharts, don't look at the cow, hallway of flowcharts...</p>
Topaz on Your December Caption ContestTopazurn:uuid:1442968d-d00f-189c-7d78-985d71f5ad132011-12-06T20:43:57-07:00<p>Oh no, the hallway of flowcharts, hallway of flowcharts, don't look at the cow, hallway of flowcharts...</p>
Spade on Your December Caption ContestSpadeurn:uuid:e2dca223-34d0-d4b8-2ce2-66af27fbe6282011-12-06T20:41:47-07:00<p>Hey guys, there is a light out behind you.</p>
Spade on Your December Caption ContestSpadeurn:uuid:ce55dedf-8ab8-7569-e404-25a35afb9c592011-12-06T20:39:18-07:00<p>Hmm... lolcat picture, cow costume, Mohawk haircut..Yep it's tuesday.</p>
SD on Your December Caption ContestSDurn:uuid:22252231-1baf-ffad-29cf-fa87ee646b702011-12-06T20:37:05-07:00<p>And just where do you think you're going with my frozen spilled milk puddles?</p>
SD on Your December Caption ContestSDurn:uuid:5ca7360b-29df-adcf-592e-7b37af62b9cc2011-12-06T20:37:04-07:00<p>And just where do you think you're going with my frozen spilled milk puddles?</p>
Customer #228967 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #228967urn:uuid:6d5e9965-7832-a2f7-0648-1e26b33905952011-12-06T20:32:06-07:00<p>Are you guys a cheese facility, or something of that sort?</p>
ryiosdev on Your December Caption Contestryiosdevurn:uuid:6ad0b93f-f690-2c91-146b-3770cb35379e2011-12-06T20:26:50-07:00<p>Business Cat's new plan says we need less cow uniforms and more cardboard stat!</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:35b49e95-1213-2f43-995b-8e67a6d0a84f2011-12-06T20:25:43-07:00<p>Just FYI, it should be "so give your best caption" in the info.</p>
Customer #228967 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #228967urn:uuid:8f472ac6-53cd-873c-2455-8b6f3e56ca502011-12-06T20:22:51-07:00<p>With a cow at the Sparkfun building, he might make a electric cow to to make milk instead of pcbs!</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:4429557f-75dd-48be-a442-3e4b237a6df32011-12-06T20:20:23-07:00<p>One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.</p>
rgorder on Your December Caption Contestrgorderurn:uuid:c7ed828e-6ee7-b421-ff4b-056e1fda218e2011-12-06T20:16:02-07:00<p>What is black and white and red all over?</p>
haqnmaq on Your December Caption Contesthaqnmaqurn:uuid:caa1c82b-2963-1638-a96d-64a1f23e8d292011-12-06T20:14:24-07:00<p>You guys have a light out.....so yeeeeaaahhh......should probably fix that!</p>
union7 on Your December Caption Contestunion7urn:uuid:b0622e7c-3699-07ab-ebef-d62dff084a582011-12-06T20:12:56-07:00<p>How is a cow supposed to get this schedule done when EVERY day is bring your human to work day</p>
speedpunk on Your December Caption Contestspeedpunkurn:uuid:2d851cf4-9737-d68c-3e12-bc0d6b2596ef2011-12-06T20:07:58-07:00<p>The third Chick-Fil-A cow was fired for his perv stare.... he should fit right in.</p>
haseo on Your December Caption Contesthaseourn:uuid:a28b4b62-1429-6126-9456-bea68c77df312011-12-06T20:07:48-07:00<p>No I'm fine, just waiting till the cows come home.</p>
rcheli on Your December Caption Contestrcheliurn:uuid:946bca40-42ee-767c-27c4-4c7fcc2930d02011-12-06T20:00:22-07:00<p>smart cow dude in the hall of stickies, I am so not going to touch your udders. I will not even realize you and your udders are there.</p>
Sciencez on Your December Caption ContestSciencezurn:uuid:03bfddc2-1609-b5d2-fa42-69970b223de72011-12-06T19:58:43-07:00<p>Dave to Enterprize,<p>Only signs of very primitive life here - one to beam up.</p></p>
Acerbus Noir on Your December Caption ContestAcerbus Noirurn:uuid:205507ca-c81f-8df9-3430-eba84e81e3f12011-12-06T19:50:58-07:00<p>"What? Where am I? No. No!! Not the dreaded hall of post-its! Whew, at least I have cow-man here to... COW-MAN?!"</p>
Microman on Your December Caption ContestMicromanurn:uuid:b5fa2c9c-6081-74d8-486a-7590fe76929c2011-12-06T19:49:57-07:00<p>"...So this is your family tree?"</p>
Nz on Your December Caption ContestNzurn:uuid:0cae9e8b-3a2c-116a-adf5-60f7c47502642011-12-06T19:49:43-07:00<p>We need to wear a tie to get move up the org chart? No way....</p>
Billjimwaffles on Your December Caption ContestBilljimwafflesurn:uuid:ade8039d-72c3-e1b9-dc4a-3740665c1c862011-12-06T19:48:34-07:00<p>It's never a good idea to get dressed in the dark... especially on laundry day</p>
dbrunner on Your December Caption Contestdbrunnerurn:uuid:af4c8f44-f582-793e-62fe-4009323ad2762011-12-06T19:47:36-07:00<p>I already told you. The process chart does NOT say anything about fencing me in!</p>
qbgroup on Your December Caption Contestqbgroupurn:uuid:27bb1d2a-4da9-cb0d-c521-760f4160d3462011-12-06T19:47:08-07:00<p>According to this family tree MOSFET is my father!</p>
JRiggles on Your December Caption ContestJRigglesurn:uuid:579e9c11-4ffd-fba3-9dba-3547ccacc5ba2011-12-06T19:41:41-07:00<p>"Why are you wearing that stupid cow suit?"<p>"...Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"</p></p>
numinit on Your December Caption Contestnuminiturn:uuid:5c7d580f-6963-a08e-2317-c181b679f7ce2011-12-06T19:40:02-07:00<p>The Isle of Misfit SparkFun Employees is over here. Sorry that the udder doesn't work... that will be fixed in revision 1.1.</p>
middleschoolDIY on Your December Caption ContestmiddleschoolDIYurn:uuid:ad399e29-8cdb-919d-0f43-916e4c7571342011-12-06T19:37:18-07:00<p>If you wanted the costume back you could have just ASKED!</p>
Carlosgj on Your December Caption ContestCarlosgjurn:uuid:948ae150-91eb-bde6-7174-0599043e06132011-12-06T19:33:51-07:00<p>"I think I've spotted the flaw in our core management methodologies."</p>
BB on Your December Caption ContestBBurn:uuid:1820e490-fe9b-8603-ecae-5bdf347bfbd82011-12-06T19:33:33-07:00<p>Are those udders on your costume or are you just happy to see me?</p>
Duke2Luke on Your December Caption ContestDuke2Lukeurn:uuid:9ce9aff1-796a-ce33-7c5c-00ec115da4a32011-12-06T19:29:32-07:00<p>"Yea, that's right, moooove out of the way human, i'am busy cownting."</p>
criffe88 on Your December Caption Contestcriffe88urn:uuid:69eb5db7-bf8b-7025-ccca-a03934173feb2011-12-06T19:25:08-07:00<p>Seriously, who let the cow in? We really need to "beef" up security</p>
criffe88 on Your December Caption Contestcriffe88urn:uuid:a77ca758-34b2-894a-7661-92e30b1e66142011-12-06T19:20:15-07:00<p>And this is why we need a calf-eteria</p>
aromond on Your December Caption Contestaromondurn:uuid:c11aadff-bae7-579a-b0df-90d9d412062d2011-12-06T19:19:10-07:00<p>Eat mOR ChKn</p>
BobTheSuperMonkey on Your December Caption ContestBobTheSuperMonkeyurn:uuid:58dff7bb-176c-f5b4-cd7e-0e95d7f54ea92011-12-06T19:19:00-07:00<p>when I said mesh networked methane sensor i just knew someone would
take it too far!</p>
another-dave on Your December Caption Contestanother-daveurn:uuid:99b05c74-5d47-93fa-4d42-99430a205eda2011-12-06T19:17:47-07:00<p>moove over, I have to drop this stuff off in the conference room and then help look for the missing ferret.</p>
RPK2K5 on Your December Caption ContestRPK2K5urn:uuid:10a51c05-03b1-f3e5-c19c-1f87992c6a6c2011-12-06T19:14:05-07:00<p>"Man, I'm too mature for the cow suit...Have you seen my arduino mohawk-bot?"</p>
RPK2K5 on Your December Caption ContestRPK2K5urn:uuid:46ddd0de-c7df-a493-d7c8-f67afc8ce9172011-12-06T19:14:04-07:00<p>"Man, I'm too mature for the cow suit...Have you seen my arduino mohawk-bot?"</p>
Honus on Your December Caption ContestHonusurn:uuid:c93b9218-2c7e-f1ea-4b34-fa47b82b25022011-12-06T19:13:23-07:00<p>What happens at SparkFun, stays at SparkFun.</p>
Honus on Your December Caption ContestHonusurn:uuid:23d33143-b42f-13ec-1c74-d27e3141aa232011-12-06T19:10:34-07:00<p>"... and that's when the cows take over..."<p>"Uh huh, I'm still not joining your LARP group."</p></p>
nowen121 on Your December Caption Contestnowen121urn:uuid:1f9721d6-054c-7ce2-a5bb-44143e3b0d262011-12-06T19:10:01-07:00<p>So that's where all my sticky notes went.</p>
t-storm on Your December Caption Contestt-stormurn:uuid:0f1cde75-a620-49ed-1ce1-5d9dff1eeaf82011-12-06T19:03:33-07:00<p>Jerkhawk! Cowpoke!</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:ff95930a-0b8d-d71d-f040-fce343e821532011-12-06T18:57:52-07:00<p>28 green, 5 yellow, 5 blue, 1 purple, and 1 cat. Why what were you looking at?</p>
technowizard12 on Your December Caption Contesttechnowizard12urn:uuid:b1c7f700-614c-fcdf-0362-e17ffb180bd52011-12-06T18:56:51-07:00<p>"What? It's not like you have a better way to memorize resistor codes."</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:9ed72b89-2307-abb5-81b1-5bfc1fae246a2011-12-06T18:56:24-07:00<p>Maybe some more yellow post-it's here. I spent all day on these post-it's, I don't have to take this from a cow!</p>
P.J. on Your December Caption ContestP.J.urn:uuid:46e0a8de-8fe8-56af-b8ea-dad1907549de2011-12-06T18:56:19-07:00<p>Go ahead.... Ya know ya wanna count 'em.</p>
Xoto18 on Your December Caption ContestXoto18urn:uuid:4a859a45-ccb1-d05c-78f6-24cda24b44682011-12-06T18:52:31-07:00<p>After an astounding career switch, the Chick-Fil-A cow became a prominent man in the hobbyist electronics industry.</p>
Tw34k on Your December Caption ContestTw34kurn:uuid:955eb9d0-b22f-274c-4eed-2f824f9067682011-12-06T18:50:53-07:00<p>When are you going to finally help me MOOOOOve my desk?</p>
DHowett on Your December Caption ContestDHowetturn:uuid:5dbe7f72-bf1e-8931-bc46-4d48aa93b6602011-12-06T18:45:45-07:00<p>"Okay, Good. I've got the foam airplane parts and you picked up the cow costume, now let's get to work on the launch platform and show this city what SparkFun can <em>REALLY</em> do!"</p>
criffe88 on Your December Caption Contestcriffe88urn:uuid:5bb89a4a-1e55-0341-6bae-3444fb501ecf2011-12-06T18:45:38-07:00<p>I always knew SparkFun was run by a bunch of animals</p>
Customer #213513 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #213513urn:uuid:a41ef2fb-a19a-7c2a-de46-04cccba22cb12011-12-06T18:45:01-07:00<p>"Eat mo chikin"</p>
Donzi on Your December Caption ContestDonziurn:uuid:2254889d-5662-f368-949a-72468e191f842011-12-06T18:42:43-07:00<p>See I told you it would work, cow's can fly!</p>
nanogear on Your December Caption Contestnanogearurn:uuid:de57b0f7-145f-eb48-faf3-c3febc6aae502011-12-06T18:38:04-07:00<p>Hey!!! Dude!! Did you read what the boss said?</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:6b2eacdd-4879-b7bb-96a8-9da1776429ca2011-12-06T18:38:03-07:00<p>If I can just get this time machine finished, I can travel back to before you thought it'd be funny to wear a cow suit.</p>
doofenshmirtz on Your December Caption Contestdoofenshmirtzurn:uuid:45d6bf89-acb8-d957-c5c5-a1e41c4159ec2011-12-06T18:37:02-07:00<p>Moooove out of the way dude!</p>
mace on Your December Caption Contestmaceurn:uuid:01cea44b-d139-0793-e915-2531c74787f92011-12-06T18:36:18-07:00<p>And that's when I said to the interrupting cow, "My timing is digital..."</p>
Carl_Ayres on Your December Caption ContestCarl_Ayresurn:uuid:573fcbfa-e0cb-97a0-869a-6ac53a19be9c2011-12-06T18:33:59-07:00<p>I heard that the staff needed a little mootivation...</p>
Carl_Ayres on Your December Caption ContestCarl_Ayresurn:uuid:b3ccba5e-5704-b601-3376-e18bb6fdd4182011-12-06T18:33:58-07:00<p>I heard that the staff needed a little mootivation...</p>
Virgil_Disgr4ce on Your December Caption ContestVirgil_Disgr4ceurn:uuid:a434382a-f298-97fb-d0f5-33b3bf46cdf02011-12-06T18:28:00-07:00<p>hahahahahahahahahahaha</p>
Robdrech on Your December Caption ContestRobdrechurn:uuid:478323fa-2ea7-5a46-f8e2-fc822019518c2011-12-06T18:24:42-07:00<p>Yeah that's right... Ultimate running of the bulls get-up... Red is so last year...</p>
Keyster on Your December Caption ContestKeysterurn:uuid:2866cdf3-62b0-1a11-cda6-c114fe9f56f92011-12-06T18:20:40-07:00<p>Here at the CERN Large Hadron Collider we assure you that there are no adverse effects. That accusation is utterly ridiculous.</p>
Keyster on Your December Caption ContestKeysterurn:uuid:30e71c32-f40f-8390-026c-46ecfc0dcf0f2011-12-06T18:20:39-07:00<p>Here at the CERN Large Hadron Collider we assure you that there are no adverse effects. That accusation is utterly ridiculous.</p>
Customer #30961 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #30961urn:uuid:b028a102-b3d4-86cc-48e7-a5aea195caa42011-12-06T18:20:21-07:00<p>I don't think I can handle going to another Maker's Faire, those people dress really weird.</p>
Customer #63252 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #63252urn:uuid:caf1d5aa-1e1d-8df7-84d7-57f91e048d742011-12-06T18:19:57-07:00<p>Hmmm! I wonder if the company has policy against cow tipping?</p>
Vas on Your December Caption ContestVasurn:uuid:b222d594-b491-9ab5-a193-5f25357ebdcd2011-12-06T18:11:11-07:00<p>Halloween's long gone but the staff refuses to put away their costumes. They say it inspires creative ideas. It seems to be working,
[insert red shirt guy's name] belives he can make a paper airplane
to take him across the atlantic!</p>
Griffin on Your December Caption ContestGriffinurn:uuid:af49cd75-d004-e2e8-d0c9-83cacdf7ccbb2011-12-06T18:10:43-07:00<p>Don't make eye contact, he isn't real.... There is no way there is a cow in the hallway trying to seduce me... I'm just tired from playing too much farmville.</p>
nanogear on Your December Caption Contestnanogearurn:uuid:0285103e-5f66-7442-df96-4bbf46e1083b2011-12-06T18:08:31-07:00<p>If you will just leave your resume on the table over there, I will sleep on it!</p>
Customer #118570 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118570urn:uuid:f00114d6-5d35-c2de-caf1-746c37c1f55a2011-12-06T18:00:47-07:00<p>I don't care how you and the spoon flow chart it, there is no way you can jump over the moon.</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:f0f23b8a-a0c6-b5ae-15b2-1a770e14d0f72011-12-06T17:54:42-07:00<p>The experiment didn't go that badly. At least I didn't end up with hair like yours.</p>
anzel360 on Your December Caption Contestanzel360urn:uuid:5ef2132c-359e-e7b8-c7c6-58bf5cc2708b2011-12-06T17:53:00-07:00<p>"What if I give you a Pocket-Sized Digital Oscilloscope..."</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:d35bf882-23d4-6e9e-b6ed-21bf2ea45f492011-12-06T17:52:23-07:00<p>Don't make eye contact. Whatever you do. DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:40bcc962-f7f6-9023-7edd-6ac9d20c1f712011-12-06T17:49:40-07:00<p>Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free day?</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:07ee5372-72c0-04b6-22f4-8bbbac34d9b12011-12-06T17:49:40-07:00<p>Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free day?</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:dfa8ecdf-7700-f20c-6062-150e654641782011-12-06T17:49:39-07:00<p>No, I'm not going to eat more chicken.</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:3a1b93d0-351a-6346-722b-c0d8efa9a2b82011-12-06T17:49:25-07:00<p>"So, I'm just going to set up the milking stool right over here."</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:015c9604-dbda-77e2-033e-ed372e8127ca2011-12-06T17:45:52-07:00<p>I admit it's tempting, but nobody wants to get caught drinking milk straight out of the container.</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:4000adea-13c1-5bf2-8e8b-6d22ccba64062011-12-06T17:45:51-07:00<p>I admit it's tempting, but nobody wants to get caught drinking milk straight out of the container.</p>
Alfonso82 on Your December Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:7973b097-690b-2163-3880-6b7bc028353f2011-12-06T17:44:07-07:00<p>Cowman: "I'm sexy and I konw it!!!!!!!! "
Mohawk dude: " please God, don't let them use this picture for the caption contest"</p>
Matthew Wilkes on Your December Caption ContestMatthew Wilkesurn:uuid:ead64e6f-9b83-e76c-c362-05330feaed0e2011-12-06T17:39:50-07:00<p>Bovine Magnetoreception proved harder to reverse engineer than expected.</p>
ECOFOR on Your December Caption ContestECOFORurn:uuid:13cb8ac4-f1c2-4d1a-c95a-89e08f5aeb292011-12-06T17:37:57-07:00<p>It's known that cowboys are hard workers ... but this is ridiculous !!</p>
Alfonso82 on Your December Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:dbb52182-3a70-63d3-7270-9de6261d601a2011-12-06T17:36:59-07:00<p>I know that Spatkfun is open mind, open source, open hardware, but this is getting out of hand</p>
Customer #269591 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #269591urn:uuid:b841957e-974d-d5dc-9366-7efafb2630142011-12-06T17:36:43-07:00<p>All our slackers who work here all get sticky notes or pink slips. Then they end up having to were this cow oufit. got it!!</p>
techfreek on Your December Caption Contesttechfreekurn:uuid:1c30bc14-942e-0123-97bf-58b53d55ed092011-12-06T17:35:15-07:00<p>Fred the Cow looks on with udder contempt as Steve walks to Business Cat's office to perform his weekly puppet show.</p>
techfreek on Your December Caption Contesttechfreekurn:uuid:562149b5-1891-029a-d4e6-f5fddda5603e2011-12-06T17:34:02-07:00<p><em>multi-post, my bad</em></p>
techfreek on Your December Caption Contesttechfreekurn:uuid:ef12eb30-b95c-c359-de2b-2967f9cfea022011-12-06T17:32:31-07:00<p><em>multi-post, my bad</em></p>
techfreek on Your December Caption Contesttechfreekurn:uuid:a68240f6-e943-e82d-4a98-fff134db99302011-12-06T17:32:16-07:00<p><em>multi-post, my bad</em></p>
Customer #234024 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #234024urn:uuid:20f11510-c087-93b0-8e1a-1a8f5f8982dc2011-12-06T17:30:25-07:00<p>"I don't care what the flowchart says, I'm not milking you."</p>
Customer #269591 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #269591urn:uuid:4b0ab045-3e03-0207-4766-fb29e884936f2011-12-06T17:29:35-07:00<p>Did i get lost again, I thought the sign said Petsmart!!</p>
Customer #168645 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #168645urn:uuid:aec422e8-822f-4591-414f-2c91c030eedc2011-12-06T17:28:47-07:00<p>What'd ya mean your name isn't on the board for wearing this stupid costume.</p>
special on Your December Caption Contestspecialurn:uuid:60ff40a4-35e1-0495-e111-634968bf2e052011-12-06T17:25:18-07:00<p>does this make me look fat?</p>
Daygo on Your December Caption ContestDaygourn:uuid:b1d475b8-2db1-798e-28ff-29096ab9df8e2011-12-06T17:23:42-07:00<p>"These aint gonna suck themselves"<p>"Like bovine to a matador's red cape"</p></p>
Alfonso82 on Your December Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:1cf412e1-a7b4-cb11-3b0d-44c9e56f7d002011-12-06T17:23:39-07:00<p>If I win that DSO nano I'll paint it as a cow-scope</p>
Gary D. on Your December Caption ContestGary D.urn:uuid:c11ba50a-3f35-e94e-713d-9154015196d72011-12-06T17:22:37-07:00<p>"Your milking schedule is indicated here in green"</p>
Alfonso82 on Your December Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:6f9fde7f-fc9d-d4c9-4f6c-08907074b4ce2011-12-06T17:22:17-07:00<p>don't look at me like that cow man, I'm not going to milk youH</p>
Tw34k on Your December Caption ContestTw34kurn:uuid:0fbc501d-7174-a514-605f-42a3745f2e042011-12-06T17:18:59-07:00<p>Dude, I've got to stop playing farmville, I think it's starting to affect my personal life.</p>
Gary D. on Your December Caption ContestGary D.urn:uuid:4fcbdd1d-7c10-08e1-48da-af680528b9e02011-12-06T17:18:34-07:00<p>"Just thankful its not a bull"</p>
nanogear on Your December Caption Contestnanogearurn:uuid:2111dfc2-c008-cd22-94ba-73beb4f9d5032011-12-06T17:15:57-07:00<p>Its not a cow, its a bidimensional code suit.</p>
Customer #128549 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #128549urn:uuid:a0be593f-07c9-29f0-75f1-3d9f51c5c2a72011-12-06T17:12:53-07:00<p>Hey, that's Mary's costume. Is Mary in the Bull costume?</p>
nanogear on Your December Caption Contestnanogearurn:uuid:2ac169dc-57ec-fbd2-30ed-11857f610e9a2011-12-06T17:11:06-07:00<p>The Sparkfun troll cow</p>
Customer #164471 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #164471urn:uuid:7b4e56c4-463e-a01f-25bc-45f17f4a6e812011-12-06T17:07:01-07:00<p>"Frank spent months agonizing how to build an Arduino based milking machine. Things finally seemed to be taking a toll."</p>
Customer #164471 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #164471urn:uuid:74eab414-425a-5c0d-4a75-5395dcf321992011-12-06T17:04:45-07:00<p>"No, I don't want cream for my coffee!"</p>
Customer #269591 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #269591urn:uuid:6ac66838-a0ba-21cc-c423-fe9de2c424e92011-12-06T17:04:26-07:00<p>Job shadowing at Sparkfun. Very educated people work here!!! lol</p>
PDunham on Your December Caption ContestPDunhamurn:uuid:b6a42898-d0ab-b737-6d94-2e321a4c3f962011-12-06T17:00:00-07:00<p>Cow: This post-it looks photoshopped. The reflections are all wrong.
Red Shirt: Yeah, yeah, I know.</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:42e3c250-6a70-2669-e8ab-eec2534fc0972011-12-06T16:59:14-07:00<p>I kind of got the bring-your-dog-to-work thing. But, really?!</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:1a30e977-0d45-f046-3df1-cfab679515e42011-12-06T16:58:42-07:00<p>I don't care what your chart says, Free "Cheese" Day will not be as popular as Free Day.</p>
Customer #269591 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #269591urn:uuid:cad107a0-2b59-3a61-c6c7-81355e739f352011-12-06T16:58:08-07:00<p>were occupying Sparkfun instead of Wall Street. Now what steet were you taking? Oh is this Cow outfit going to stand out too much do you think. Does it make me look fat?</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:92a62193-6fd4-6f93-7e7a-9419bd935afb2011-12-06T16:57:05-07:00<p>What do you mean, "you don't get it". Do I have to get down on all fours and spell it out?</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:96bf835b-089f-cf48-1e30-6bdd0993f8f32011-12-06T16:55:56-07:00<p>Thought bubble: "Enjoy your final days here human. The cows are taking over."</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:a0acb02d-2d22-4c9d-ed5b-d3d4c6b534602011-12-06T16:55:03-07:00<p>Thought bubble: "Hmmm-I really need to talk to Nate about this dress code. The hairstyles are getting a bit extreme."</p>
bdrews on Your December Caption Contestbdrewsurn:uuid:5befbcaa-b717-e759-7364-ad67ac1e6e7b2011-12-06T16:54:08-07:00<p>Some 300 odd Post-It notes, 2 foam cutouts, and a cow suit later, these two think they know who took a second beer from the keg...Mr. Kitty!</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:6bad9769-acde-d2bd-7aed-30f7ceff8f3f2011-12-06T16:53:34-07:00<p>The boss cow, confident of his superiority, contemplated how to increase productivity amongst the human employees.</p>
Sleepwalker3 on Your December Caption ContestSleepwalker3urn:uuid:b71a58fa-e2f5-3bcd-6358-1d5d2e33c3f62011-12-06T16:50:52-07:00<p>Hey, does my bum look big in this?</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:f87a8ce6-f89e-5c31-fff1-29f6bb8ab51a2011-12-06T16:50:38-07:00<p>Ha! The product post is for the "Powerswitch Tail", not the "Cow Tail Switch". Newbies!</p>
rueljonathan on Your December Caption Contestrueljonathanurn:uuid:25d26153-2105-759f-ba8f-b9fb71073ba92011-12-06T16:50:25-07:00<p>Follow me; you'll be working in the electric field.</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:ccbe4ce1-7664-996e-d86f-6f87fa0360f02011-12-06T16:45:09-07:00<p>No, I wasn't staring.</p>
Nick8675309 on Your December Caption ContestNick8675309urn:uuid:30262d0c-7040-9d3f-9046-cf8c640342122011-12-06T16:44:26-07:00<p>"Don't act like you're not impressed."</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:a2f70f26-3f48-0e6a-617f-9ba36e815b832011-12-06T16:42:58-07:00<p>I swear John, sometimes you act like you were raised in a barn.</p>
knotbob on Your December Caption Contestknotboburn:uuid:41e49c6c-3c9b-710e-a9ef-4ae98fc4f6052011-12-06T16:42:42-07:00<p>Are these even? HEY, UP HERE!! The Post-it notes?! Are the Post-it notes even?! Pervert!</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:f37153dc-b265-0f69-b925-c23ff9caab6d2011-12-06T16:42:11-07:00<p>Nice sneakers!</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:db38470f-4bea-d2ee-1ddc-d50ec3ed556c2011-12-06T16:42:00-07:00<p>Do you smell methane?</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:4a1e3879-739b-798f-2068-da2ec332c5fa2011-12-06T16:41:45-07:00<p>He's wearing a name badge so he must work here.</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:a56c6edb-4305-24b9-2d82-ec2670a855592011-12-06T16:41:20-07:00<p>I knew Ed was eating a lot of yogurt lately. But gee, he's gone over the edge.</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:96626ba1-904e-0659-7f59-8a41ae6f02452011-12-06T16:40:28-07:00<p>Holy cow! What is he doing here!</p>
Customer #207687 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #207687urn:uuid:712ff931-1d1c-bc5e-4203-e2e1762bb4a62011-12-06T16:40:16-07:00<p>Putting the fun in Sparkfun.</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:3c84f8e3-ca80-1d2a-de6c-8305ff7b79652011-12-06T16:40:09-07:00<p>I see nothing!</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:63c40043-ca53-2111-d860-accd7a995e532011-12-06T16:39:55-07:00<p>I know, I know. I should have opted for the cow suit. You can change when you get home tonight. It'll take me two months to grow out this Mohawk.</p>
Jroms on Your December Caption ContestJromsurn:uuid:cee36d58-19c9-b0f3-6d5a-da5d9fcec30b2011-12-06T16:39:50-07:00<p>I believe our campaign was succesful. We have utterly taken the majority of the votes~!</p>
Electronic Kiwi on Your December Caption ContestElectronic Kiwiurn:uuid:fbe5b259-7324-ab0e-33ec-dee50c11e9c82011-12-06T16:39:30-07:00<p>Wow, that shock from the EL inverter must have scrambled my brain - I keep seeing a cow in the hallway!</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:8bacd382-a20e-5e2b-89ce-9d2b975db2592011-12-06T16:37:58-07:00<p>Don't be so smug mister cow! Once I find my pants, I'll put down this foam board and show you how to make a real process chart.</p>
froghero1 on Your December Caption Contestfroghero1urn:uuid:730b78e9-6dd7-a52c-41b5-9105cd74c0062011-12-06T16:36:39-07:00<p>The Chick-Fil-A cow visits Sparkfun in an attempt to persuade members to "EAT MOR CHIKIN".</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:a0cf2e5c-602f-4fbb-c82c-dea743d188972011-12-06T16:35:14-07:00<p>Yes, I see that the grass-to-cheese conversion ratio is not sustainable. Perhaps if we look upstream we can identify a source for improvement.</p>
Customer #241991 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:377bacc1-ae3b-50c5-3c20-c2e7e505cb2a2011-12-06T16:32:13-07:00<p>With milk production drying up, the team turned to electronics. The rest is history.</p>
Reptar on Your December Caption ContestReptarurn:uuid:d056a2cb-ea0e-ec7b-d9a4-e3476afa38de2011-12-06T16:29:26-07:00<p>What did I put in my coffee!!!</p>
noworries on Your December Caption Contestnoworriesurn:uuid:c0e6392a-3293-1887-2122-48365e46ee5d2011-12-06T16:27:35-07:00<p>Dean gets his final briefing before going out to finally get to the bottom of all the cow mutilations.</p>
dattaway2 on Your December Caption Contestdattaway2urn:uuid:2c7cd856-9ff9-52d7-5a38-c0fb8c384e412011-12-06T16:19:37-07:00<p>Good test instruments and parts are no bull.</p>
zx0 on Your December Caption Contestzx0urn:uuid:c588e717-0914-bc90-785a-3ea17a817bce2011-12-06T16:19:00-07:00<p>Not the weirdest day but close.</p>
sgrace on Your December Caption Contestsgraceurn:uuid:60a8cd78-8ba2-94db-ea4e-c586a92b6a4c2011-12-06T16:18:23-07:00<p>If you can read this, you're spending too much time reading the comments...</p>
Polaris3 on Your December Caption ContestPolaris3urn:uuid:9dbcd2c3-bf6c-05fa-6509-621bf254a1362011-12-06T16:10:08-07:00<p>When did we get super-cow powers? And why wasn't I informed?</p>
middleschoolDIY on Your December Caption ContestmiddleschoolDIYurn:uuid:70ac8a49-6984-ce15-c6e0-ddb3dee4daef2011-12-06T16:07:52-07:00<p>My udders udderly outshine your fohawk, and don't you forget it!</p>
zGhost on Your December Caption ContestzGhosturn:uuid:eb545d4b-0e2b-5626-8c83-9fd8cf8a94092011-12-06T16:04:32-07:00<p>Moo-vember is over man.</p>
Tim on Your December Caption ContestTimurn:uuid:6b14c3ff-ef62-e13f-f219-ebb1b9bae1a72011-12-06T16:01:51-07:00<p>Dude, Gary Larson's birthday was last week.</p>
theyallhateme on Your December Caption Contesttheyallhatemeurn:uuid:301c152c-ceb5-1a74-7ab4-e9e1e0c67a5c2011-12-06T16:01:34-07:00<p>Cow and Soap argue the pros and cons of letting a cat run the HR department.</p>
andy4us on Your December Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:a5e2b825-3f1a-b948-287c-b704299384bc2011-12-06T16:01:17-07:00<p>The Ameglian Major Cow was disgusted to meet another vegetarian.</p>
andy4us on Your December Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:bb4049be-b789-26c3-01c7-4aac0fa85f592011-12-06T16:01:17-07:00<p>The Ameglian Major Cow was disgusted to meet another vegetarian.</p>
osmaneralp on Your December Caption Contestosmaneralpurn:uuid:96bfb215-e163-5b59-7797-26824169dec92011-12-06T15:58:30-07:00<p>Bob ignored the warnings about drinking milk containing rBGH, and he suffered the consequences.</p>
Techduded on Your December Caption ContestTechdudedurn:uuid:3dff94bb-c9e9-0b4d-1f33-8fd2b6797d022011-12-06T15:57:38-07:00<p>Even with all of your logic organized with sticky notes, I still do not think that there needs to be an international dress-like-a-cow day...</p>
osmaneralp on Your December Caption Contestosmaneralpurn:uuid:5c9a6cab-085e-2bcc-ece8-10c2b03fb10f2011-12-06T15:56:44-07:00<p>The boss said we have to work on these post-its until the cows come home. I guess we can stop now.</p>
osmaneralp on Your December Caption Contestosmaneralpurn:uuid:c5da14f0-fba2-8da7-3ed0-d577e41a2e722011-12-06T15:56:44-07:00<p>The boss said we have to work on these post-its until the cows come home. I guess we can stop now.</p>
breadstick on Your December Caption Contestbreadstickurn:uuid:c0078e29-bc49-661b-0b12-612fdc3350fa2011-12-06T15:55:50-07:00<p>"I find your fauxhawk udderly frightening"</p>
msaniac on Your December Caption Contestmsaniacurn:uuid:85faff2e-d7df-9bfe-6288-6c328d37e2732011-12-06T15:53:11-07:00<p>Occupy Hallway Aftermath</p>
stevestk on Your December Caption Conteststevestkurn:uuid:d34dac57-8e67-0b8b-afa4-477c076e7c6a2011-12-06T15:51:02-07:00<p>"Did you see that ridiculous Christmas tie Bob's wearing?"</p>
bgsteiner on Your December Caption Contestbgsteinerurn:uuid:bced8853-3c1d-cbaa-fcca-a805748d5dc62011-12-06T15:50:32-07:00<p>I told you no one wants to see you get milked by a robot no matter how it looks on sickie notes!</p>
Arrohbee on Your December Caption ContestArrohbeeurn:uuid:f478ceee-0320-28d6-7964-ad0eec77c8d32011-12-06T15:49:14-07:00<p>"Again Cow, I get your flowchart but I still can't fit tab A into slot B!"</p>
rileyh on Your December Caption Contestrileyhurn:uuid:c5b3300c-0166-6bae-2667-bb77dc622a142011-12-06T15:46:20-07:00<p>Wait milk comes from where?!?!</p>
rileyh on Your December Caption Contestrileyhurn:uuid:50a75210-7985-2b7c-0b2c-eaf409e002932011-12-06T15:45:34-07:00<p>Wait milk comes form where?!?!</p>
bgsteiner on Your December Caption Contestbgsteinerurn:uuid:3877574a-666f-4761-f5a3-515d624c6c8c2011-12-06T15:45:19-07:00<p>"I told you no one wants to see a robot milk you no mater how elaborate your sticky note concept is!"</p>
dwilkins on Your December Caption Contestdwilkinsurn:uuid:ea709ad6-279f-ed31-cd50-63a938272f7e2011-12-06T15:39:23-07:00<p>It's easy to identify probationary employees at Sparkfun</p>
Dregmar on Your December Caption ContestDregmarurn:uuid:a14de583-dc07-b682-f9fd-b739c2417fc02011-12-06T15:37:32-07:00<p>Guy with Mohawk: Your plan to jump over the moon is quite elaborate, but it will never work. There is no way you'll get the cat to play the fiddle.<p>Guy in Cow suit: Meh, I have udders, your argument is invalid.</p></p>
SoggyWaffles on Your December Caption ContestSoggyWafflesurn:uuid:30419489-5c1d-52d5-4f1e-b9f43f8c32802011-12-06T15:35:49-07:00<p>"But... the memo said we needed to beef up production for the holidays... And that is just what I intend to do."</p>
nedium on Your December Caption Contestnediumurn:uuid:686bc302-7611-a2cb-0f56-b96748c813f72011-12-06T15:34:32-07:00<p>While cows of us still working on that ERP diagram, engineers in reds getting ready for the next RedBull FlugTag project.</p>
McSarge on Your December Caption ContestMcSargeurn:uuid:51e16a76-a7f0-35f4-2334-a15d8d138c9d2011-12-06T15:34:12-07:00<p>I have conclusively proven that it was NOT Mrs. O'Leary's cow, but Mrs. O'Leary herself dressed in a cow costume that started the fire!</p>
gbluntzer on Your December Caption Contestgbluntzerurn:uuid:f6b06594-df24-2ca0-2d1b-1ebe2727ca762011-12-06T15:31:50-07:00<p>Manager Cow likes agile flow.
Intern dude likes waterfall.</p>
Pegasus on Your December Caption ContestPegasusurn:uuid:84209d83-b1a1-0dc7-348e-28b301e2cfbb2011-12-06T15:30:13-07:00<p>Darned! That milk was Rank!</p>
phox on Your December Caption Contestphoxurn:uuid:935e5cf4-45bd-7d62-1283-3037604270e92011-12-06T15:29:32-07:00<p>"C'mon man, all I need is a couple more tugs!"</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:2510bd95-c19d-66f5-8d61-a20947eac6162011-12-06T15:26:13-07:00<p>You look funny with that haircut.</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:49bd7971-c174-2ade-dc7f-5e92cf2e88e52011-12-06T15:19:45-07:00<p>There isn't a cow behind me. There isn't a cow behind me.</p>
fschmiele on Your December Caption Contestfschmieleurn:uuid:44972b72-467e-5561-3223-d6e337895a232011-12-06T15:11:19-07:00<p>"Even cows have fun at Sparkfun!"</p>
fschmiele on Your December Caption Contestfschmieleurn:uuid:25ac77a9-067a-d51c-874c-5c088680dc642011-12-06T15:11:18-07:00<p>"Even cows have fun at Sparkfun!"</p>
Davidjh on Your December Caption ContestDavidjhurn:uuid:a6df8e73-ce11-058d-cfbf-023d55a988f32011-12-06T15:09:39-07:00<p>Sparkfun's foray into social networking goes horribly, horribly wrong.</p>
ThomasFletcher on Your December Caption ContestThomasFletcherurn:uuid:dd79d9d1-da43-ba2c-f8b2-3d79c64d5f0a2011-12-06T15:06:14-07:00<p>Just walk away quickly, act like everything is normal. Oh man, when is 5 o-clock going to get here.</p>
JoeBTheKing on Your December Caption ContestJoeBTheKingurn:uuid:d402aa18-7f5c-371e-5b6f-95088281f5c72011-12-06T15:05:33-07:00<p>"Did I advance to the next round in the costume contest?"</p>
JoeBTheKing on Your December Caption ContestJoeBTheKingurn:uuid:34f115b8-8f88-abec-fb04-9b195c5e54d72011-12-06T15:05:33-07:00<p>"Did I advance to the next round in the costume contest?"</p>
stipsmark on Your December Caption Conteststipsmarkurn:uuid:35c4a804-b38a-c20e-938c-2f33547e9def2011-12-06T14:55:38-07:00<p>...I mean c'mon! What is Purry trying to prove with that ridiculous suit & tie???</p>
Bunk on Your December Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:f96ad6e8-fc50-b18f-d83d-76bc60161a782011-12-06T14:53:40-07:00<p>The moment [insert employee name here] realized he forgot to dress up for costume day.</p>
cborrero on Your December Caption Contestcborrerourn:uuid:70fbb0f6-85bf-f021-bd87-efb8ae4b0c1b2011-12-06T14:53:00-07:00<p>Thanks for your sincere interest in the Milky Way Broadcasting Project,… Please, follow me to demonstrate your upgrading cubicle options</p>
Deba on Your December Caption ContestDebaurn:uuid:19c00283-58fb-e228-593e-994d0a00c7832011-12-06T14:50:58-07:00<p>The new tutorial "According to Moooooo...."</p>
stipsmark on Your December Caption Conteststipsmarkurn:uuid:1e28127e-ef2c-6421-d377-c28201daa39e2011-12-06T14:49:24-07:00<p>...and that is how I know it was a cat wearing people clothes, that took my milk</p>
Customer #168967 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #168967urn:uuid:381fb6e9-fbc3-060f-169b-59157f405f552011-12-06T14:48:00-07:00<p>It appears that even a Dalmatian can learn about electronics with a little help from SparkFun.</p>
jonathan_elwell on Your December Caption Contestjonathan_elwellurn:uuid:63cb24b2-0c88-1781-77ba-1304b72bec382011-12-06T14:46:42-07:00<p>And Greg never spoke to Blake after that day...</p>
Jaydrive2000 on Your December Caption ContestJaydrive2000urn:uuid:e4d8f061-59bc-715e-3c32-3dbb4755e2942011-12-06T14:46:01-07:00<p>Entry 1
Not only do Sparkfun approve of Open Source Electronics, they are now setting the ground for Free Range electronics.<p>Entry 2
The matrix cow from Kung Pow has been busy demonstrating how bullet time works and is seen here preparing the rig for the cameras with some of the SparkFun crew.</p></p>
soehler on Your December Caption Contestsoehlerurn:uuid:35277dcd-b95e-33aa-a780-abfc54ea5d872011-12-06T14:37:46-07:00<p>Who let the dogs out ?</p>
Kes on Your December Caption ContestKesurn:uuid:86d40c19-28ab-69a5-9fd9-d97e3db9b5af2011-12-06T14:36:58-07:00<p>Just another day in the life of a Cowlorado small business. The employees are so udderstanding and willing to milk themselves dry to make sure everyone succeeds.</p>
JMo on Your December Caption ContestJMourn:uuid:61a8eb2f-cccc-6572-4708-6257fe6d880a2011-12-06T14:36:35-07:00<p>Consultants seem willing to try just about anything to sell an ERP system these days.</p>
Marcoose on Your December Caption ContestMarcooseurn:uuid:827de92b-b588-7554-ed15-eb55d105f8af2011-12-06T14:31:57-07:00<p>"Hah... does he really think my election plans can be foiled by a foam picket sign and some flyers? He doesn't even have a costume!"</p>
sentryGun53 on Your December Caption ContestsentryGun53urn:uuid:82485272-da8c-2bf3-4913-901be1c004352011-12-06T14:28:38-07:00<p>Monty Python reviews plans for the upcoming castle attack.</p>
MrRocketman on Your December Caption ContestMrRocketmanurn:uuid:c9c25792-92fb-8a94-ccaa-fc3d4c3353a72011-12-06T14:27:32-07:00<p>"I'm tellin' ya, sticky notes will not hold my cardboard cowbell on."
"We'll see. Bwahahaha!"</p>
modi123 on Your December Caption Contestmodi123urn:uuid:0f0bbb97-df6a-71ba-0b60-7fe67c8c60fc2011-12-06T14:23:09-07:00<p>Next week on the Guernsey Shore...</p>
engrstephens on Your December Caption Contestengrstephensurn:uuid:ddd15a4d-f7ce-ea24-4ee4-31d59c243fb72011-12-06T14:19:37-07:00<p>The problem is we have a dependency on cows here. If the Engineers aren't fed then our production team doesn't have enough products. We can't buy a cow so Bob here is trying his best.</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your December Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:652aaeb0-d028-eac3-28b1-6581e0b01cb82011-12-06T14:18:06-07:00<p>nice...</p>
DrPhibes on Your December Caption ContestDrPhibesurn:uuid:cc45a363-cff0-3721-813e-7ea3d2c192ad2011-12-06T14:17:02-07:00<p>Stan the cow, divines his strategy for global warming prevention using 100% post consumer waste. Henry's strategy is quite simple and consists of a short sleeve shirt and mohawk heatsink.</p>
bleudeciel16 on Your December Caption Contestbleudeciel16urn:uuid:30a6a891-09a0-abed-30ca-a19e42370fd22011-12-06T14:13:26-07:00<p>Halloween?<p>ALL YEAR</p></p>
themryan on Your December Caption Contestthemryanurn:uuid:5b2fb024-0256-bbd2-6ec5-3e04652808582011-12-06T14:12:15-07:00<p>After donning the suit, Stan began to feel a bit uneasy about his decision to volunteer for testing on the interns' new project</p>
LoneStranger on Your December Caption ContestLoneStrangerurn:uuid:17f9e9d8-c1f3-c1c1-8757-ff786ab5c1112011-12-06T14:10:09-07:00<p>"Oh great! One of the engineers got out again. We'll never finish the new auto-firing turbo slingshot design those damned birds want at this rate."</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your December Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:4f74172c-4621-0fa9-7424-18912918c15b2011-12-06T14:07:50-07:00<p>Next time you walk by with that RED shirt, I will run you over.</p>
doobie on Your December Caption Contestdoobieurn:uuid:ac296fdc-b9bb-7be8-3910-2ee927ab90bc2011-12-06T14:07:46-07:00<p>So the open source/hardware Arduino milker will be more flexible than the current commercial ones?</p>
_blakmatr on Your December Caption Contest_blakmatrurn:uuid:785fa044-0090-653c-9a80-1c796723ee8a2011-12-06T14:07:46-07:00<p>"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."</p>
doobie on Your December Caption Contestdoobieurn:uuid:3cc2dce9-b425-e73d-5713-17877446813a2011-12-06T14:06:49-07:00<p>"I've decided to have a species change. My psychologist requires me to live 24/7 as a cow for at least a year."</p>
godofcode on Your December Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:b8af42d8-3e3b-53c9-24e9-456855abfd602011-12-06T14:06:39-07:00<p>Got Sparkfun?</p>
doobie on Your December Caption Contestdoobieurn:uuid:4f4d3c15-8327-7d9d-646e-5987bb8f3b692011-12-06T14:05:19-07:00<p>I see your Mohawk and udder down.</p>
Steve N on Your December Caption ContestSteve Nurn:uuid:eec78a0b-ba39-9828-8937-27f0fbef9a492011-12-06T14:04:45-07:00<p>While reviewing the new hire workflow for increasing lolcat diversity, Tim suddenly realizes that he'll never get anywhere reporting to <em>that</em> cow. His office-mates will miss his wacky foam board projects, but damn it, it's time for him to strike out on his own.</p>
THX1082 on Your December Caption ContestTHX1082urn:uuid:4a9969fe-6658-6ac2-0f62-3a5efadc8df82011-12-06T14:03:42-07:00<p>Planned...
Step 1: Dress up as a Cowboy Cow.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit<p>Actual...
Step 1: Dress up as Cowboy Cow.
Step 2: Creepy
Step 3: Jail</p></p>
TurboTronics on Your December Caption ContestTurboTronicsurn:uuid:df04a526-e66d-58c4-3a59-d075f724de0e2011-12-06T14:00:54-07:00<p>We're taking Occupy Colorado in a different direction.</p>
Aaron Osmer on Your December Caption ContestAaron Osmerurn:uuid:8e484bbe-ad0e-4ea6-203f-47f209fa10272011-12-06T13:59:54-07:00<p>"Dude, you better watch out for manager cat there. Find a disguise, he's watching your every moo-vement."</p>
Aaron Osmer on Your December Caption ContestAaron Osmerurn:uuid:846229f8-83c9-51fc-10aa-79b39db0ad5f2011-12-06T13:59:54-07:00<p>"Dude, you better watch out for manager cat there. Find a disguise, he's watching your every moo-vement."</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your December Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:ae6b37a6-8a0a-ce2e-5063-6210aea0f83a2011-12-06T13:57:28-07:00<p>Yeah, I wear this suit like a Bos Primigenius...</p>
Nukez on Your December Caption ContestNukezurn:uuid:ac6463ff-3310-6cf0-6494-ce9c9af6a0332011-12-06T13:57:08-07:00<p>Hey milky, I know that we're out of Post-It but i've recycled some scrap board to help you continuing. Ho and for your information, there's always some part of the wall uncovered if you mind something new !</p>
quidproquo on Your December Caption Contestquidproquourn:uuid:e480b7fe-0a3f-adce-ddbe-5a15df77c6952011-12-06T13:51:03-07:00<p>The secret cow level at Sparkfun is a bit... <em>different</em>.</p>
TurboTronics on Your December Caption ContestTurboTronicsurn:uuid:ec5feefd-717a-b7c0-e303-3e7c1d4c7e7c2011-12-06T13:40:04-07:00<p>Black and white is always an appropriate fashion
statement</p>
MartinCU2010 on Your December Caption ContestMartinCU2010urn:uuid:b72a426a-0656-613b-ee4a-13d241f2cad52011-12-06T13:38:00-07:00<p>Sparkfun milf Futures IPO listing</p>
Kristi on Your December Caption ContestKristiurn:uuid:38578285-28e4-a6b1-6f72-80161eff285a2011-12-06T13:37:28-07:00<p>Urban Cowboy is a 1980 American romantic drama film about the love-hate relationship between cowboy Bud Davis (John Travolta) and cowgirl Sissy (Debra Winger). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Cowboy</p>
THX1082 on Your December Caption ContestTHX1082urn:uuid:94ac8370-27fd-36a5-d834-2822cefcffd72011-12-06T13:35:59-07:00<p>After reviewing the work breakdown structure of his invasion plan, Joe realized "Cow" boy Pete wasn't so crazy after all.</p>
Customer #217718 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #217718urn:uuid:d7ff9be1-fafa-f6c9-3897-358f5ea72ddf2011-12-06T13:33:25-07:00<p>Check it out with a SEN-09404 if you don't believe me!</p>
Jade on Your December Caption ContestJadeurn:uuid:bb26bd44-1b51-d771-34c1-5ace266784342011-12-06T13:33:15-07:00<p>"... and that is how I earned my RoHS certification"</p>
Segura on Your December Caption ContestSeguraurn:uuid:67bb58cf-fc4f-75b8-7034-d99d0e70c9852011-12-06T13:28:46-07:00<p>Bussines Cat:
jenkins, tomorrow I want everyone dressed up as a cow.<p>I will shear the dissidents...</p></p>
mw994 on Your December Caption Contestmw994urn:uuid:9b7d63a4-665c-6d86-c310-c62ed8c3bb562011-12-06T13:23:36-07:00<ul>
<li>Tell me why</li>
<li>I don't like Moodays</li>
<li>Tell me why</li>
<li>I don't like Moodays</li>
<li>Tell me why</li>
<li>I don't like Moodays</li>
<li>I wanna moo-oo-moo-moo-moo-oot the whole day down</li>
</ul>
hamtoro on Your December Caption Contesthamtorourn:uuid:f0c3944c-dc1d-4677-2acf-6b683ac36a4e2011-12-06T13:23:00-07:00<p>Regardless of the steps you take to make it, I'm still not going to eat any of your "home-made" cheese</p>
XLT_Frank on Your December Caption ContestXLT_Frankurn:uuid:00f66ed5-010d-5cda-e236-f67a8b2a5dde2011-12-06T13:23:00-07:00<p>"Dude, I don't appreciate you using my utter cream in your hair!"</p>
joshl on Your December Caption Contestjoshlurn:uuid:ce95ab8b-d402-d69e-c233-492ec374893a2011-12-06T13:18:41-07:00<p>Dude, what is up with your hair?</p>
Customer #217718 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #217718urn:uuid:909fce53-8011-039f-5d70-5d2377bb4db42011-12-06T13:18:39-07:00<p>It's just methane; it won't hurt you!</p>
Gizmoguy on Your December Caption ContestGizmoguyurn:uuid:8f4877aa-6fd5-12d4-f2bf-0683aaea2f6a2011-12-06T13:18:29-07:00<p>In case you haven't read Calvin and Hobbes before...
<a href="http://members.shaw.ca/newsong/calvin.html" rel="nofollow">Calvin and Hobbes Transmorgrifier</a>
I'm not sure that Calvin practiced open source but the parts list is pretty short and it was easy to update. :-)</p>
themryan on Your December Caption Contestthemryanurn:uuid:2f6650af-c781-8c98-34d8-7a144abdc9222011-12-06T13:16:35-07:00<p>Looking for something beyond grazing the pasture Bessie tries her hoof in project management.</p>
nkulowiec on Your December Caption Contestnkulowiecurn:uuid:ef61fdd9-0eeb-d15d-bcbf-c85a5e4680362011-12-06T13:16:27-07:00<p>"You want ME to milk HIM?!"</p>
pjkim on Your December Caption Contestpjkimurn:uuid:a87afc9d-0e5c-d8b4-1861-5376ed32eb462011-12-06T13:16:11-07:00<p>Yeah, count 'em. One, two, three, four! And they all work! I'm cool.</p>
pjkim on Your December Caption Contestpjkimurn:uuid:cca01d1d-a04b-400c-dfc2-235188754e102011-12-06T13:16:11-07:00<p>Yeah, count 'em. One, two, three, four! And they all work! I'm cool.</p>
N314 on Your December Caption ContestN314urn:uuid:7f0fdade-277b-5c75-69d8-034b093589ff2011-12-06T13:15:43-07:00<p>"No matter how hard they looked... they couldn't find that pesky grocerie list"</p>
secretformula on Your December Caption Contestsecretformulaurn:uuid:4be00410-413b-f2fb-ec80-2f1fbe89407e2011-12-06T13:14:55-07:00<p>Sparkfun is currently investigating the possibility of a milk producing breakout board.</p>
bbotany on Your December Caption Contestbbotanyurn:uuid:d7894f54-91c7-13ed-fefd-3f249ed27a7e2011-12-06T13:13:21-07:00<p>Despite the wide variety of departments and positions on the org chart, there still wasn't really any place for a cow.</p>
Dan P. on Your December Caption ContestDan P.urn:uuid:80cf2dfd-5bb8-df81-d05f-7eb88d6a5d0a2011-12-06T13:08:55-07:00<p>11/17 - "Quick! Stop goofing off! Everyone's in the lounge reading the caption contest feed. Lets go!"</p>
MisterFuzzy on Your December Caption ContestMisterFuzzyurn:uuid:8c8ceb74-ea0c-6c98-9cf2-f2d4a0d285532011-12-06T13:08:19-07:00<p>Just more proof that beer is better than milk in late-night design sessions.</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:328423d7-42fd-24e9-6c2c-f39c1d933afc2011-12-06T13:06:50-07:00<p>No way, that is NOT a programming header!</p>
Sobaka_Gemini on Your December Caption ContestSobaka_Geminiurn:uuid:7f1dff5c-c0b6-b62e-9a23-9a028f923d0f2011-12-06T13:05:09-07:00<p>"Just keep MOOOOOOOving"</p>
DaveyPocket on Your December Caption ContestDaveyPocketurn:uuid:3676c85b-e62c-ba0f-d539-5de691e4d7a42011-12-06T13:04:36-07:00<p>You like the new shoes?</p>
frdmrckr on Your December Caption Contestfrdmrckrurn:uuid:956c4f4f-7c48-9d30-299a-4b240fc8e15c2011-12-06T13:04:32-07:00<p>yeah, someone let garry out of the pasture again. get him before the post it notes are all eaten</p>
jalthaus on Your December Caption Contestjalthausurn:uuid:98598dbd-bc87-6d99-5bf1-588651cd6a302011-12-06T13:01:04-07:00<p>Hallway interactions became awkward and relations were strained between Moe Hawk and Cowboy ever since Moe turned Cowboy's cat into a meme... Cowboy's cat used to be fun & games but now he's <em>all business</em>.</p>
jalthaus on Your December Caption Contestjalthausurn:uuid:20739748-c677-d49c-c3c8-f1bba48a444c2011-12-06T13:01:04-07:00<p>Hallway interactions became awkward and relations were strained between Moe Hawk and Cowboy ever since Moe turned Cowboy's cat into a meme... Cowboy's cat used to be fun & games but now he's <em>all business</em>.</p>
Customer #152203 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #152203urn:uuid:dccf72b7-5388-f58e-161a-c6dcde6425c02011-12-06T12:59:17-07:00<p>"Keep moving, i just lick the post-its."</p>
SparksLikeaG6 on Your December Caption ContestSparksLikeaG6urn:uuid:8a184537-5f86-853a-a976-887f71a159a22011-12-06T12:58:04-07:00<p>On the udder side of town,<p>Johnny, a Sparkfun employee, is really regretting the few drinks and cow tipping of the night before in preparation of today's big meeting.</p></p>
Michael15 on Your December Caption ContestMichael15urn:uuid:9b383f01-f2af-54c8-f00b-e34d172a32e12011-12-06T12:55:49-07:00<p>Time to put the Sparkfun mascot in his cage.</p>
x3n0x on Your December Caption Contestx3n0xurn:uuid:56ddf2b6-fe2f-6946-ec4b-5f9ed520e99a2011-12-06T12:52:41-07:00<p>NO! You cant touch my Udder...</p>
Ruprect on Your December Caption ContestRuprecturn:uuid:daf0faae-8483-5a06-453b-876fc267e4532011-12-06T12:51:55-07:00<p>"Nope, I still haven't found the step in my career path that's led to me standing here in a cow suit."</p>
Nate W Dawg on Your December Caption ContestNate W Dawgurn:uuid:d3867f3a-32bf-fd23-3275-7ea4c83ba9e52011-12-06T12:51:47-07:00<p>Cowman still not worried as Wolfman fabricates Death Ray.</p>
Customer #149366 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #149366urn:uuid:b6af9c72-b10c-8ba0-b4d7-3958b74a02932011-12-06T12:50:18-07:00<p>Is that a cat wearing a tie on the wall. Ha, funny.</p>
Jamster on Your December Caption ContestJamsterurn:uuid:e31a5127-1ac3-147a-0094-3370d2600b162011-12-06T12:48:37-07:00<p>Everyone stared at him, he didn't fit in at Sparkfun, he had a mohican...</p>
Ruprect on Your December Caption ContestRuprecturn:uuid:1b51295c-a08c-8d90-c0f3-de008c06c8442011-12-06T12:47:42-07:00<p>According to this value map, I should be ready for another milking in about 4 hours.</p>
Draxssab on Your December Caption ContestDraxssaburn:uuid:e46cee1f-d8f8-6817-7938-5b8a610856cd2011-12-06T12:46:11-07:00<p>I knowed that ERP was affecting sanity, badly</p>
schlick on Your December Caption Contestschlickurn:uuid:0d283e75-83e9-8baa-f290-6f5f67037fce2011-12-06T12:45:34-07:00<p>"That bandanna isn't fooling anyone, we all know you're a cow!"</p>
Customer #100856 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #100856urn:uuid:ca16ab37-6631-8454-5419-192fd2c0d31f2011-12-06T12:38:51-07:00<p>Dude! Which part of Cowsual friday, dont you get???</p>
Wags on Your December Caption ContestWagsurn:uuid:2f6c2072-168c-4fe6-2bbf-4125b08f1c9f2011-12-06T12:36:28-07:00<p>Just keep on moo-ving with your foam board cutouts. I need to focus on streamlining my dairy's value stream, so I can become the first trangendered milkmaker that Mr. Fancy Cat promotes.</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:eabf1836-7e6c-4e64-8a87-12ba32eb3d252011-12-06T12:34:50-07:00<p>Dude, you need a BUNNY suit for the clean room.. BUNNY SUIT!</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:80542c1e-6038-d97a-5554-2b2faf8726b12011-12-06T12:34:08-07:00<p>I don't think he has a harpoon, but I'm not sure...</p>
spicysauce on Your December Caption Contestspicysauceurn:uuid:f98a0b4d-3a30-150f-05de-774b5e4d7e132011-12-06T12:32:38-07:00<p>Red: Why are you wearing that?
Cow: I'm thinking outside the box. This cat pooped in it.</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:b2913382-abd4-f4ea-8209-56879cb92d1b2011-12-06T12:32:03-07:00<p>And they said I couldn't make this with Polymorph!</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:fd4cece5-72c5-57b2-2a9f-1e2cf898c6382011-12-06T12:30:20-07:00<p>The blue project feels strangely ignored.</p>
Customer #183510 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #183510urn:uuid:3e92d7c2-86a6-66ba-dc38-69796414274b2011-12-06T12:30:19-07:00<p>Don't you try to ignore me. We both know you want me.</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:c7f4095a-6c41-7025-00ac-114f5235e86c2011-12-06T12:29:27-07:00<p>Ok I get that it's scrum, and I get the pigs and chickens, but where does the cow fit in again?</p>
nonInjureNinja on Your December Caption ContestnonInjureNinjaurn:uuid:eb24e54f-c980-c2cf-ff99-2a36ca86ede02011-12-06T12:27:36-07:00<p>"Here at Sparkfun Electronics we're committed to helping these humanoid cows find their way home. Sharing Ingenuity is about coming to the aid of the weary! Until that day, they'll always have a home here."</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:3d76cfb0-6589-a96e-35ab-0cc1ac9cfab72011-12-06T12:27:10-07:00<p>At least it's not Cows with Guns.</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:4893da94-da24-cc2a-cf0d-42cf3b5320102011-12-06T12:25:34-07:00<p>Dude! You're really milking this for all it's worth!</p>
JonB3 on Your December Caption ContestJonB3urn:uuid:4c956df9-1a1f-bbfe-f0f6-88881f576e9a2011-12-06T12:22:45-07:00<p>"I mean, we appreciate the sales trip you made. But seriously. Nobody here has ordered a Gateway since like 1999. These kind of publicity stunts won't help until you make your products competitive again."</p>
Scott14 on Your December Caption ContestScott14urn:uuid:ef9c3557-09f2-d43b-37b1-7e8f62fb3ec82011-12-06T12:22:20-07:00<p>I don't know what else I need to do for management to take me seriously. The chance of this project coming in on time is utterly zero.</p>
Ondo88 on Your December Caption ContestOndo88urn:uuid:c1072aec-6c2d-e9a2-9d10-d6a0692c89372011-12-06T12:21:55-07:00<p>"And I left Burger King because everyone was nuts..."</p>
tommy321 on Your December Caption Contesttommy321urn:uuid:80ff6270-07f2-0bea-8cba-d0c38b83bb432011-12-06T12:21:08-07:00<p>I told him not to dress up today, but it goes in one ear and out da udder!!!</p>
dennydraco on Your December Caption Contestdennydracourn:uuid:6a71003b-0354-5687-1ed2-885d368032072011-12-06T12:19:19-07:00<p>Dam Cows! Always grazing where I'm trying to work.</p>
tommy321 on Your December Caption Contesttommy321urn:uuid:9636d949-8fa2-7a56-9fb9-1029cbd91eb52011-12-06T12:18:04-07:00<p>I told him not to dress up today, but it goes in one ear and out da udder!!!!</p>
evangelos on Your December Caption Contestevangelosurn:uuid:bd6b3cc0-bb57-5569-3e6a-8cf565aa30732011-12-06T12:17:52-07:00<p>Employee of the month in best coworker category</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:0dfdb7cb-dd61-a031-ef48-15bfabff0caf2011-12-06T12:16:17-07:00<p>"Flash your udders all you want, but I'm still not gonna be in your silly caption contest picture!"</p>
CRC_Robotics on Your December Caption ContestCRC_Roboticsurn:uuid:1ca44897-7d32-63c5-859e-13ddb7838afd2011-12-06T12:15:03-07:00<p>Blizzard screwed up: there IS a cow level - SFE is building it!</p>
Stev067 on Your December Caption ContestStev067urn:uuid:77d0b498-a5a7-804d-dd44-ef616a19a2792011-12-06T12:14:06-07:00<p>Sparkfun accidentally leaks their business plan.</p>
BigHomie on Your December Caption ContestBigHomieurn:uuid:939cadb7-8e24-a170-2780-6d8441446f412011-12-06T12:12:13-07:00<p>"Wow."</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:ffef6167-ec21-affb-2019-da1af46c07522011-12-06T12:12:07-07:00<p>Four-eyes!</p>
Stev067 on Your December Caption ContestStev067urn:uuid:61546c92-c813-ddc9-b787-1b615b7c3e8e2011-12-06T12:12:03-07:00<p>REALISM: A Sparkfun employee, fully aware of the glory of the "caption contest" strikes a pose in a silly costume. He is the real winner.</p>
x3n0x on Your December Caption Contestx3n0xurn:uuid:199f0f77-4451-6a25-b890-ce665f83f4f52011-12-06T12:09:32-07:00<p>Here at Sparkfun, we have re-defined equal opportunity!</p>
AhhhThats It! on Your December Caption ContestAhhhThats It!urn:uuid:0c8edfd0-9bf8-302f-e5dd-fb0c700d24b82011-12-06T12:08:58-07:00<p>"This is Udder Nonsense!"</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:66dab072-1f9c-385c-ef9d-8c5e30ae59452011-12-06T12:08:55-07:00<p>"Mmmmmm. I'm thinking Arby's!"</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:36dc5659-218d-3c36-3bda-726a1009e6342011-12-06T12:08:04-07:00<p>"No bull, what do you think of my plan?"</p>
AdamTolley on Your December Caption ContestAdamTolleyurn:uuid:01cd284d-1385-2c87-cfc4-ed63732ec1a92011-12-06T12:06:49-07:00<p>With placards in tow, two SparkFun employees head out to support their local People for the Ethical Treatment of People in Animal Costumes ( PETPAC ) chapter.</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:628eba72-5a51-d8f6-1a94-a5bf0b98baaa2011-12-06T12:05:14-07:00<p>"What did I just step in?!?!"</p>
Customer #154940 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #154940urn:uuid:8434f24a-7e7b-9dfa-dc20-da5a9403590f2011-12-06T12:03:17-07:00<p>"You don't understand because you weren't listening! You were staring at my udders - my eyes are up here!"</p>
GreenLite on Your December Caption ContestGreenLiteurn:uuid:4e39d400-57e7-93d9-77ac-f67514e6526b2011-12-06T12:03:06-07:00<p>I am a master at cowculus. You know nothing you are a laughing stock!</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:128f6bfb-fd4b-6bb0-4ebe-d31ff635c6be2011-12-06T12:01:58-07:00<p>"Hey. How YOU doin'?"</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:84c2123b-8cc4-8f7f-f51c-3aa5ff5f6cbd2011-12-06T12:01:31-07:00<p>SparkFun: Making dreams a reality since 2002!</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:62c2ab33-73eb-0de4-f959-976251e42daf2011-12-06T12:00:58-07:00<p>Arm, Thumb, Cortex ok, but NOW I DRAW THE LINE!</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:df6a3214-b2a5-380a-6ea5-7f478cf01f672011-12-06T12:00:24-07:00<p>Arm, Thumb, Cortex, ok, but now I DRAW THE LINE!</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:e12932b0-1484-978a-4d0f-ef9e1a32274c2011-12-06T11:59:39-07:00<p>Despite immense effort the CowDuino shield project continues to miss milestones.</p>
JLC on Your December Caption ContestJLCurn:uuid:54d45398-27d5-33d7-2262-8f0ab2c695702011-12-06T11:59:23-07:00<p>"When they get tired of electronics they bring the cow costume, for what purpose is unknown..."</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:f7de648d-a5f3-67f3-9d25-7b0bf260778e2011-12-06T11:59:22-07:00<p>Despite immense effort the CowDuino shield project continues to miss milestones.</p>
RickyX on Your December Caption ContestRickyXurn:uuid:92eead5d-d815-d6f3-9149-5ac12cf70a362011-12-06T11:59:16-07:00<p>That cow guy is back roaming the sparkfun halls. No one knows who he is...</p>
LexanPanda on Your December Caption ContestLexanPandaurn:uuid:19aed99c-1d76-9900-0841-5be6efe728eb2011-12-06T11:59:07-07:00<p>"This hallway is <em>just</em> big enough for the two of us."</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:36358b59-5336-5fe5-2046-d28ae12a68f72011-12-06T11:58:36-07:00<p>The PETA protest did not go quite as planned.</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:88a66e4b-ab6b-7f3c-9785-8abe272ddd2f2011-12-06T11:57:17-07:00<p>Do Arduinos Dream of Electronic Cows?</p>
RickyX on Your December Caption ContestRickyXurn:uuid:69405c0d-a69e-f66e-7db9-e3e5003d132b2011-12-06T11:57:02-07:00<p>Red Shirt: I am building a fort in the testing lab, want to help?
Cow Costume: Sorry got better things to do. Pssht, weirdo.</p>
HackinBrad on Your December Caption ContestHackinBradurn:uuid:fe92a6dc-0b71-46ed-c5cc-4f22f27e848f2011-12-06T11:56:59-07:00<p>"You missed a spot."</p>
Customer #118891 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #118891urn:uuid:6f13f48f-2539-1d7b-ea69-58b20fd8baf62011-12-06T11:56:18-07:00<p>Despite immense effort the CowDuino shield project continues to miss milestones.</p>
Gizmoguy on Your December Caption ContestGizmoguyurn:uuid:f7696b9e-886e-871c-f37b-01ff81eeb7142011-12-06T11:55:28-07:00<p>Oh no! First the Michelin Man and now the Chick-Fil-A cow. The production team's gotten their hands on the transmogrifier again! I've got to stop them...</p>
RickyX on Your December Caption ContestRickyXurn:uuid:0a9e1b9f-d2bb-2c30-0fee-36ad8af80fef2011-12-06T11:55:27-07:00<p>"Free ChickFila day was yesterday dude." "Mooo?!?"</p>
R_Phoenix on Your December Caption ContestR_Phoenixurn:uuid:64d5ff9c-8047-bdee-d120-bc816f1931072011-12-06T11:55:22-07:00<p>Normal people intrigue me...</p>
mazen on Your December Caption Contestmazenurn:uuid:0bb10b61-87cd-9929-87b0-cecb304785802011-12-06T11:55:05-07:00<p>Cow economics 101: Sparkfun: You have one cow, it's electrically engineered to look like a human.</p>
LexanPanda on Your December Caption ContestLexanPandaurn:uuid:b62bc548-c038-ef1b-0e74-52547f67015a2011-12-06T11:54:42-07:00<p>"Paint me like one of your French girls."</p>
Angrond on Your December Caption ContestAngrondurn:uuid:7714b35d-f68c-7d88-e945-4d5873f28e0e2011-12-06T11:50:45-07:00<p>How to successfully <em>hide</em> at Sparkfun ...</p>
Customer #225953 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #225953urn:uuid:e2c8a0e6-23ed-899f-c326-a93c9a729a802011-12-06T11:49:33-07:00<p>What's with the new cat in a suit picture on the wall?</p>
Customer #272638 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #272638urn:uuid:f1a299b3-9053-923b-0f18-1aa4d7e7f0592011-12-06T11:49:26-07:00<p>Occupy SparkFun takes a turn for the worse when Red Rooster is asked to leave by the cow faction for taking the cat's spot. In a parting shot Red makes a remark about the cow's bandanna, forcing the cow to open up a can of Chick-fil-a jokes.</p>
NineBall on Your December Caption ContestNineBallurn:uuid:b9f7e584-5df4-65d0-0d94-a3c2e60cb8fc2011-12-06T11:48:46-07:00<p>How are we going to collect from all these people that sponsored me for Moovember?</p>
Alfonso82 on Your December Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:d18f09a4-754c-e47b-81b4-2276d4eb35e02011-12-06T11:47:51-07:00<p>"Dude, I know you are into rollplay, but you don't have to take it so seriously, the restroom is at the end of the hallway"</p>
toymachine on Your December Caption Contesttoymachineurn:uuid:ccf96a8f-4666-e1a9-30bd-957269fb4d932011-12-06T11:44:48-07:00<p>Sparkfun... where only the dude rag wearin cows take breaks.</p>
gchristopher on Your December Caption Contestgchristopherurn:uuid:e5907875-d02f-8886-fdd4-a2824318ca542011-12-06T11:44:27-07:00<p>Tension rises backstage before the opening night of "Sparkfun, the Moo-sical!"</p>
Customer #241321 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241321urn:uuid:92a855ce-121a-c02e-54e0-e102b911e26f2011-12-06T11:44:25-07:00<p>Not an-udder revision!</p>
toymachine on Your December Caption Contesttoymachineurn:uuid:876ef253-4142-dab8-2afc-4d87b19044cf2011-12-06T11:43:59-07:00<p>Sparkfun... where only the dude rag wearin cattle take breaks.</p>
Customer #162062 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #162062urn:uuid:fa55454a-f12f-93ba-fed0-2388636743d62011-12-06T11:42:55-07:00<p>mr gorbachev, tear down this wall</p>
LexanPanda on Your December Caption ContestLexanPandaurn:uuid:df8a0411-dd14-94d5-a7aa-f8693c6ded772011-12-06T11:42:39-07:00<p>"Okay, you've <em>gotta</em> point that thing away from me. Further away."</p>
LexanPanda on Your December Caption ContestLexanPandaurn:uuid:c5bb216d-4799-9bcf-cd73-68bcf8c32b322011-12-06T11:42:08-07:00<p>"Stop following me in that suit, it's creeping me out!"</p>
qzjake on Your December Caption Contestqzjakeurn:uuid:6afb63c4-c52c-b535-8040-8d74f826bdeb2011-12-06T11:41:48-07:00<p>Process improvement seems to be a bit more complicated than we realized!</p>
LexanPanda on Your December Caption ContestLexanPandaurn:uuid:a9a26bc7-8c3f-4f8d-f68a-39f453634fec2011-12-06T11:40:40-07:00<p>"Not only are 'Cowsuit Tuesdays' not important to Sparkfun's operation, I'm pretty sure they're not even a thing."</p>
Andrew KE8P on Your December Caption ContestAndrew KE8Purn:uuid:9e98c1a2-da98-506e-6dac-8a80e041f83f2011-12-06T11:40:33-07:00<p>"This is how we're building our Arduino powered utter frikkin' lasers!"<p>(edited duplicate for second entry... hope that's okay!)</p></p>
Andrew KE8P on Your December Caption ContestAndrew KE8Purn:uuid:1e5e0578-937e-f6a5-3f85-30f63437bf622011-12-06T11:40:33-07:00<p>"The cow's trying to tell me to Eat More Chikin, but I just want a hamburger!"</p>
Customer #236519 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #236519urn:uuid:96998cc9-f824-e80d-b505-707a824728792011-12-06T11:37:28-07:00<p>"Is it just me? Or is it really cold in here?"</p>
wasutton3 on Your December Caption Contestwasutton3urn:uuid:e266793c-3d02-07a1-4829-4f782dad998c2011-12-06T11:34:31-07:00<p>Overlord business cat is an equal opportunity employer.</p>
Customer #235472 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #235472urn:uuid:c5044f10-b3bc-9c19-79ae-d86c7394e6d02011-12-06T11:33:32-07:00<p>The meat processing task goes here</p>
XBuilder on Your December Caption ContestXBuilderurn:uuid:c2a3947b-44e6-50c8-4886-beaba8d136582011-12-06T11:33:18-07:00<p>Catz spakfun mind control!! Udrly ossim!! Whn c demo on dat?</p>
Alfonso82 on Your December Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:156d2181-5ba5-55e3-d8c5-5d254819c5772011-12-06T11:33:04-07:00<p>Every body knows you can take your pet at Sparkfun, but dressing as a pet does not mean that you don't have to work</p>
GregJ on Your December Caption ContestGregJurn:uuid:0b88d88c-caa2-2f5e-7e9b-c6b9cc4a57bb2011-12-06T11:31:54-07:00<p>"See LOOK I got proof the Arduino is part of a global government mind control experiment. Just look here at my wall of charts. No? Ah right you're busy. Ok then maybe later."</p>
MRiddickW on Your December Caption ContestMRiddickWurn:uuid:16fbca1c-0471-1b02-f3f3-3b40f6c221812011-12-06T11:30:32-07:00<p>"Dude, Halloween was a month ago."
"Who said anything about Halloween? This is just my Tuesday outfit"</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:8da1d810-a62f-cac0-e727-faf3cc8a6d492011-12-06T11:27:26-07:00<p>No. No, I do not need you to 'Holstein' the door for me.</p>
Customer #213974 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #213974urn:uuid:6db78ffb-bd8e-e230-11e7-8f973b2b00952011-12-06T11:24:38-07:00<p>Act like you didn't see me... just wait! I will get noticed, and surpass... even you. The yellow post-it note tasks will be Mine!</p>
Zack the Splendid on Your December Caption ContestZack the Splendidurn:uuid:c7f689bb-faca-08c1-32b3-2747852708ab2011-12-06T11:23:18-07:00<p>Finally, teat mounted lasers!</p>
Myke on Your December Caption ContestMykeurn:uuid:69f90066-7e3c-3d41-7fdd-bcbdbb4827fc2011-12-06T11:23:12-07:00<p>The plans look good. Your outfit looks good. But I still don't think it's a wise idea to try and milk a cat.</p>
spicysauce on Your December Caption Contestspicysauceurn:uuid:b5e80486-00ad-397a-9771-81d700f9d8b82011-12-06T11:22:44-07:00<p>Notice anything different about me? ...No, I got new glasses. What's wrong with my outfit?</p>
XBuilder on Your December Caption ContestXBuilderurn:uuid:9b38f9f5-afa0-5de6-c3bf-8ce21ed844e62011-12-06T11:22:42-07:00<p>Yah... I lost a bet...</p>
Blue Hair Bob on Your December Caption ContestBlue Hair Boburn:uuid:076e5deb-2bc1-569d-ff48-81639ff836212011-12-06T11:22:32-07:00<p>New haircut?</p>
Bunk on Your December Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:4a6a2daf-2682-d35a-cbb5-accbd5361c1e2011-12-06T11:22:23-07:00<p>My milkshakes brings all the boy to the yard...<p>bandanna: $2 cow suit: $58 The look on Joe's face: Priceless</p><p>No homo.</p></p>
Zack the Splendid on Your December Caption ContestZack the Splendidurn:uuid:58b10e3a-1639-eafd-0588-ba915592fd512011-12-06T11:20:06-07:00<p>It's not real... keep walking... it's all in your head.</p>
CreativeRobotics on Your December Caption ContestCreativeRoboticsurn:uuid:0242aac2-685d-02aa-4b29-33a8cd26b9c92011-12-06T11:19:44-07:00<p>I've had enough of your bull!</p>
Zack the Splendid on Your December Caption ContestZack the Splendidurn:uuid:ba6a5b26-07a4-008a-2a96-309246338efb2011-12-06T11:19:21-07:00<p>It's not real… keep walking… it's all in your head.</p>
spicysauce on Your December Caption Contestspicysauceurn:uuid:3186860b-bb73-69ed-1fb3-4d90e36b148c2011-12-06T11:18:55-07:00<p>Jealous? My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.</p>
Zack the Splendid on Your December Caption ContestZack the Splendidurn:uuid:0147a28c-a3af-9fd4-1188-f2525d2e866b2011-12-06T11:18:24-07:00<p>Due to overwhelming customer excitement we've decided to combine the submariners scrapbooking seminar and Gary Larson tribute this year.</p>
Yvan256 on Your December Caption ContestYvan256urn:uuid:18907364-ec46-9aec-629e-9abcb373e5152011-12-06T11:17:58-07:00<p>Shouldn't the photo of our cat leader overlord go at the top of the chart?<p>Sure, whatever moo want.</p></p>
sqkybeaver on Your December Caption Contestsqkybeaverurn:uuid:d9cc61c4-64bb-a0d5-4cdd-179445bf6bd92011-12-06T11:16:44-07:00<p>The boss said, "i'm going to have a cow if this project is not finished by midnight." i hope this is good enough for him.</p>
sqkybeaver on Your December Caption Contestsqkybeaverurn:uuid:996ca565-df0b-a007-d3ea-335e11c8d8872011-12-06T11:16:44-07:00<p>The boss said, "i'm going to have a cow if this project is not finished by midnight." i hope this is good enough for him.</p>
DaveEaton on Your December Caption ContestDaveEatonurn:uuid:751ade7a-79c8-8d17-f01e-eeedc98700882011-12-06T11:16:37-07:00<p>Who hired a physicist?</p>
TeslaFan on Your December Caption ContestTeslaFanurn:uuid:a5d670bd-6509-ba14-6d3f-a60e6f959f4a2011-12-06T11:16:05-07:00<p>The Great Cow Guru details his plan for an open source farm.</p>
BuzzkillG230rc on Your December Caption ContestBuzzkillG230rcurn:uuid:93abdaea-871c-e407-1b8d-fff17f0f5c1b2011-12-06T11:16:01-07:00<p>I have Electric Utters.</p>
DaveEaton on Your December Caption ContestDaveEatonurn:uuid:99f28a8a-8a97-50ee-d384-156a5fcf40292011-12-06T11:15:06-07:00<p>Nate thinks to self: Maybe we do need a dress code.</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:18dd7428-407d-ef7e-babe-2a3614f3ebf52011-12-06T11:13:45-07:00<p>Milking Sparkfun's liberal dress code for all it's worth.</p>
Mupeg on Your December Caption ContestMupegurn:uuid:e8fe0c13-e270-6426-50ac-ee9ed106b6bd2011-12-06T11:13:45-07:00<p>Milking Sparkfun's liberal dress code for all it's worth.</p>
Acellama on Your December Caption ContestAcellamaurn:uuid:0281e5da-29e7-9da6-5969-e50131a28f552011-12-06T11:13:43-07:00<p>Here at Sparkfun, our PostIt flow charts are "Udderly" Amazing!</p>
Toopen on Your December Caption ContestToopenurn:uuid:b9563079-b6dc-ee98-037c-b4988ec182722011-12-06T11:12:47-07:00<p>Bend over cowboy here it comes...</p>
Toopen on Your December Caption ContestToopenurn:uuid:5f7a98f8-ba0b-eba2-48b8-5978e2ec932f2011-12-06T11:12:02-07:00<p>Bend over cowboy here it comes....</p>
dkt01 on Your December Caption Contestdkt01urn:uuid:e35f4411-3051-d0c2-58a1-5b3966cf9a242011-12-06T11:11:31-07:00<p>"Please let me be dreaming. First I'm late for my foam board club making meeting. Now cows are taking over SFE!?"</p>
Keith Neufeld on Your December Caption ContestKeith Neufeldurn:uuid:2e6530df-8f4f-cadd-d2ad-3135bcc763a12011-12-06T11:09:36-07:00<p>Seriously, forget I said anything about a milkshake.</p>
Keith Neufeld on Your December Caption ContestKeith Neufeldurn:uuid:6799532d-d02c-583a-3407-1ab73cf8ab902011-12-06T11:09:36-07:00<p>Seriously, forget I said anything about a milkshake.</p>
Octomo on Your December Caption ContestOctomourn:uuid:b56b6d00-1c34-4a63-1b0e-6e08c91c93002011-12-06T11:08:03-07:00<p>For now on, all of our PCBs will be made out of cheese.</p>
Flyboy on Your December Caption ContestFlyboyurn:uuid:cbe3316c-6909-23bd-063a-7eefba1456c22011-12-06T11:02:49-07:00<p>Just keep walking, Joe. This job is mine, and I'm going to milk it for all it's worth!</p>
Stinny on Your December Caption ContestStinnyurn:uuid:c010c87f-4a24-e219-226b-cc9d5dcd94742011-12-06T11:02:04-07:00<p>Just another slow Monday at SparkFun.</p>
Customer #131584 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #131584urn:uuid:a3746874-b46f-381a-4a68-257c5ebbf5922011-12-06T11:01:38-07:00<p>Arduino Udder Shield development flowchart</p>
d.e. on Your December Caption Contestd.e.urn:uuid:de251606-7637-7bb4-de69-1b287b4033f62011-12-06T11:00:38-07:00<p>"You're gonna be at the sexual harassment and workplace sensitivity seminar, right?...right?"</p>
JManR on Your December Caption ContestJManRurn:uuid:8fd1f79c-d078-e628-58e8-0ed2c4b0eea32011-12-06T11:00:28-07:00<p>On tuesday December 6, Sparkfun scientists created a new species of animal, part human, part cow, smarter than both. "Betty", as she prefers to be called, proceeded to enslave the Sparfun staff and steal their most stylish of footwear.</p>
DancesWithRobots on Your December Caption ContestDancesWithRobotsurn:uuid:e9c37bdf-948d-f62f-4574-2d84bff2c52c2011-12-06T10:59:01-07:00<p>Well. . .I figure if I manage to teach HIM Scratch, then moving on to the next phase and teaching a REAL cow should be cake!</p>
Customer #228967 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #228967urn:uuid:500f95bf-a6ba-0d65-0849-7b76f3389ea72011-12-06T10:55:38-07:00<p>Ever since that electric sheep came around, you don't give me the time of day.</p>
Customer #79329 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #79329urn:uuid:33bb9551-b85d-8ee1-52c8-83940a8abf192011-12-06T10:54:41-07:00<p>Bob... it's called a "Bull Market"... "BULL!"... and besides... were in a DEPRESSION!!! You're WAY off...</p>
Customer #158150 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #158150urn:uuid:084ea0ed-6630-d57c-5c18-318273479e2b2011-12-06T10:54:31-07:00<p>"A mohawk?!? Weirdo..."</p>
ajnorster on Your December Caption Contestajnorsterurn:uuid:17040271-b5ca-bff0-a0b5-4bd9adfe54002011-12-06T10:52:19-07:00<p>Blindfold Friday--the first Friday after you get hired, bring a tooth brush.</p>
GooseSG on Your December Caption ContestGooseSGurn:uuid:fd360094-d152-fa1a-aa9b-6543e17168c22011-12-06T10:52:01-07:00<p>I asked you NOT to schedule me for milking on Friday! I've got a hot date!!!</p>
Rock on Your December Caption ContestRockurn:uuid:c2dbfbac-e30e-76db-c3ba-aff4aaf3634c2011-12-06T10:50:50-07:00<p>Ok...Let me put these away and I'll bring back the cattle prod to test it out.</p>
Qmich on Your December Caption ContestQmichurn:uuid:37d177f9-34e1-3e7e-5b4c-a44cb20be1642011-12-06T10:47:13-07:00<p>"I would take you more seriously if you weren't wearing that ridiculous red bandanna around your neck."</p>
JacoD on Your December Caption ContestJacoDurn:uuid:183776e2-4da4-b84e-d4d7-e0801c8fc6fa2011-12-06T10:47:03-07:00<p>Nothing surprises our staff anymore...</p>
OldFar-SeeingArt on Your December Caption ContestOldFar-SeeingArturn:uuid:7d530c52-40f5-1ec6-8d05-73c7b64855422011-12-06T10:47:02-07:00<p>Preparing to barbeque in Boulder,
I saw a cow looking over my shoulder.
Get me my gun,
We'll soon get this done,
And the cow won't get any older.</p>
Pelican on Your December Caption ContestPelicanurn:uuid:660d4305-4ae4-959e-75a7-89ea80cae8f62011-12-06T10:46:46-07:00<p>Cow, bull, whatever, still tastes like steak to me.</p>
Dent on Your December Caption ContestDenturn:uuid:6345d0f2-125f-fc15-1b56-5934871996422011-12-06T10:44:48-07:00<p>The sexiest thing at SparkFun: "Brown paper, Dean-cow."</p>
Customer #123775 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #123775urn:uuid:ea9b8c05-fc9c-5433-45e7-b7f63366584b2011-12-06T10:44:03-07:00<p>Hey mohican!! You wont be able to map my mind!!</p>
Hammer_Time on Your December Caption ContestHammer_Timeurn:uuid:a475be24-a942-2136-9907-85861dcc1c952011-12-06T10:42:58-07:00<p>.. I said, your Ben & Jerry breakout board is a NO!!!</p>
BChapin on Your December Caption ContestBChapinurn:uuid:bcc1ce0f-43e2-eda4-8326-78d04f3ac6552011-12-06T10:40:30-07:00<p>"Excellent, now we can begin testing of the Arduino-powered milking machine..."</p>
k.granade on Your December Caption Contestk.granadeurn:uuid:1794b903-a7b2-c547-7a55-ee918d120ad22011-12-06T10:38:58-07:00<p>You distract the psycho farmer and I'll bash him with this collection of foam clubs.</p>
Customer #220272 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #220272urn:uuid:aa2646df-549a-e0db-311c-301b39ac5f342011-12-06T10:37:14-07:00<p>Yeah, I got nuthin...</p>
CowboyBob on Your December Caption ContestCowboyBoburn:uuid:79082eab-38f5-3b17-a7f0-314480a0648d2011-12-06T10:36:45-07:00<p>Needs more cowbell.</p>
jgencinc on Your December Caption Contestjgencincurn:uuid:1063234b-71e6-e523-0d8e-ab62e3f280292011-12-06T10:32:54-07:00<p>Still not gonna milk you dude.</p>
TheMoogle on Your December Caption ContestTheMoogleurn:uuid:a542a9b5-19eb-ab6b-446f-72fb31db85fd2011-12-06T10:31:54-07:00<p>The stress of the upcoming free day at sparkfun has really started to take its toll on the employees.</p>
GoZer on Your December Caption ContestGoZerurn:uuid:c9ec09f3-7c3d-af8a-b79f-a083c66deede2011-12-06T10:30:26-07:00<p>"Act your Process Map" takes a turn for the worse.<p>(a play on "Dance your PHD" http://gonzolabs.org/dance/)</p></p>
jgencinc on Your December Caption Contestjgencincurn:uuid:ca30097c-35c8-e133-93e0-0bc44d48e4012011-12-06T10:30:17-07:00<p>NO! I will not milk you.</p>
luciddream on Your December Caption Contestluciddreamurn:uuid:dcb9c801-ad8b-6812-84e0-f9afa9dc93852011-12-06T10:28:54-07:00<p>i dressed like a cow for you but there is no way i am going to let you put those things in me for a demonstration!!</p>
Customer #150666 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #150666urn:uuid:74091874-ac33-26f2-e389-30b7a77890d22011-12-06T10:26:51-07:00<p>This equal opportunity employment stuff is getting out of hand.</p>
Dent on Your December Caption ContestDenturn:uuid:7ed42b43-b174-3add-d508-951de88a03772011-12-06T10:26:34-07:00<p>How now, Dean-cow?</p>
TheMoogle on Your December Caption ContestTheMoogleurn:uuid:ac89aacd-3166-3438-285b-85557ad240b92011-12-06T10:24:23-07:00<p>Hi I'm the new hire for the new assembly position...<p>Take the sword of 1000 truths and the shield of poster board. You will need it to defeat Nate. Here is a chart of his known weaknesses.</p><p>umm what?</p><p>(the hazing rituals at sparkfun are always a bit hard on the new guy)</p></p>
namhieu on Your December Caption Contestnamhieuurn:uuid:67f99051-79b3-e242-634c-a326857570e92011-12-06T10:24:06-07:00<p>You can become an engineer, even if you are just a cowherd!</p>
Colin.I on Your December Caption ContestColin.Iurn:uuid:e5cb9e57-6f2e-7cbe-1ae4-07d7a7b3df7b2011-12-06T10:23:42-07:00<p>He sort of looks intimidated by the cow!
While the cow has a "yeah, don't mess with the cow" look. Epic picture!</p>
heyjoe on Your December Caption Contestheyjoeurn:uuid:d480f759-a880-ce56-4a8b-1171c53526992011-12-06T10:21:42-07:00<p>That mohawk makes you look udder'ly ridiculous.</p>
bookmunkie on Your December Caption Contestbookmunkieurn:uuid:1d09ffef-ba7d-0fc5-9f05-169440bcd4122011-12-06T10:21:38-07:00<p>That new Sparkfun bandanna really sets off your...udders?</p>
Vertex on Your December Caption ContestVertexurn:uuid:8af2bdd5-e0fe-df52-edce-cfd986e8e0a12011-12-06T10:21:24-07:00<p>Don't worry we have an udderly comprehensive flowchart in case of cowastrophe!</p>
Lowlight on Your December Caption ContestLowlighturn:uuid:0fa1bfcc-bedd-0138-e098-00aa790aca112011-12-06T10:21:08-07:00<p>"What's with the boards? You're not building a trebuchet to lob me at a bunch of snobby Frenchmen are you?"</p>
lorenw on Your December Caption Contestlorenwurn:uuid:2de03413-8851-d5ac-fd92-427bd5e875ea2011-12-06T10:21:00-07:00<p>"The new boss cat has, this list of demands"</p>
shortedneuron on Your December Caption Contestshortedneuronurn:uuid:ddc891d6-fdc0-434a-5dca-33651436c8f92011-12-06T10:18:08-07:00<p>Sparkfun begins a new era, partnering with Chick-Fil-A to develop the worlds first Chicken Breakout-Board Sandwich integrated supply chain.</p>
lorenw on Your December Caption Contestlorenwurn:uuid:c3683b56-8428-b4bc-2cb0-0a2e3379b6fc2011-12-06T10:17:26-07:00<p>"this is how we cows escape!!!"</p>
d.e. on Your December Caption Contestd.e.urn:uuid:5c794a4a-81ab-2271-56fd-00042e63d8282011-12-06T10:16:55-07:00<p>Sometimes, new product ideas come to SparkFun through bovine intervention.</p>
venturaville on Your December Caption Contestventuravilleurn:uuid:1bd8d3e5-e299-c970-e1d3-339aeb46613a2011-12-06T10:16:42-07:00<p>Our udderly insane list of things to be done.</p>
Dloranger on Your December Caption ContestDlorangerurn:uuid:a13265b7-0294-a606-341a-d3d1a3c5b4be2011-12-06T10:15:32-07:00<p>Being an ITAR facility we spare no expense in ensuring all staff udderstand who is to be watched closely.</p>
John Beans on Your December Caption ContestJohn Beansurn:uuid:0b46a6e7-fd1e-0878-bed9-43d0997144e12011-12-06T10:15:31-07:00<p>"Dude, no, still not thirsty."</p>
EurekaInventions on Your December Caption ContestEurekaInventionsurn:uuid:df69a4ec-55c0-7530-3f29-67ecdc3d260b2011-12-06T10:15:19-07:00<p>Udder nonsense!</p>
Dloranger on Your December Caption ContestDlorangerurn:uuid:8c13c202-3e89-7ef0-d6a4-f1f60fe393f52011-12-06T10:12:18-07:00<p>Boss said if I uddereded another word I would regret it</p>
d.e. on Your December Caption Contestd.e.urn:uuid:196653f0-3835-5dab-adfe-9159a8eaf7ab2011-12-06T10:11:33-07:00<p>The relentless pursuit of exploration and invention at SparkFun finally resulted in the discovery of something that DOESN'T benefit from Arduino intervention.</p>
IsMeRavi on Your December Caption ContestIsMeRaviurn:uuid:a609bb03-9b00-3370-316d-8fa48b5799bb2011-12-06T10:11:24-07:00<p>Got Milk!</p>
Customer #241321 on Your December Caption ContestCustomer #241321urn:uuid:961d8e8a-fd17-37e3-61f0-212e0ea5f5aa2011-12-06T10:10:49-07:00<p>Time for the udder plan.</p>
elligl on Your December Caption Contestelliglurn:uuid:646d7f22-d920-6ddf-a239-310e6c6378fa2011-12-06T10:10:06-07:00<p>Yeah I have a Mohawk, so what cowboy?</p>
Aeroengineer1 on Your December Caption ContestAeroengineer1urn:uuid:9ce61d3b-6cff-b162-f053-438603955f3a2011-12-06T10:09:04-07:00<p>When John was told he was assigned to work the automated milker project, he was determined to quite while he still could.</p>
d.e. on Your December Caption Contestd.e.urn:uuid:03001a0f-35dc-0fc8-6337-14fe9b742f7d2011-12-06T10:09:01-07:00<p>Dude: No.</p>
Pineapple on Your December Caption ContestPineapple urn:uuid:ef72bf6f-c0d2-945a-533b-10d354fbb7532011-12-06T10:07:26-07:00<p>Ok, Mr. Cow....if we block diagram how everyone is to work on this funny farm, maybe Mr. Farmer will understand why is SMELLS here at Spark-farmville....let's capture the methane, convert it into energy and sell it back to the farmer....farmer...How much gas do you think you can hold ?</p>
cubeberg on Your December Caption Contestcubebergurn:uuid:6afd49b1-d9d2-ff67-939e-cc292a34e0522011-12-06T10:07:15-07:00<p>"Oh god - just keep walking" "Nothing to see here!"</p>
jchalo99 on Your December Caption Contestjchalo99urn:uuid:6684120b-3bce-fc2e-f4c3-3cb4011337b82011-12-06T10:06:39-07:00<p>"meow im in a good moooooooooood"</p>
Comrad_Durandal on Your December Caption ContestComrad_Durandalurn:uuid:38c8f093-e4cf-84b7-e498-52d8bd12528d2011-12-06T10:06:08-07:00<p>What do you mean this isn't casual Friday?!</p>
archaeo on Your December Caption Contestarchaeourn:uuid:3da3cf6e-dbab-ff4b-c753-6b5a73d3d7862011-12-06T10:06:04-07:00<p>I swear the memo said it was cow-sual Friday!</p>
FRogers on Your December Caption ContestFRogersurn:uuid:815232d7-2631-306d-4d44-f239657dd11c2011-12-06T10:04:29-07:00<p>The cow suit and 50 step plan you have laid out will still not get the cat to marry you. Sorry!</p>
planes891 on Your December Caption Contestplanes891urn:uuid:ee3f4d87-091a-0897-9182-e574dedac5e72011-12-06T10:03:54-07:00<p>I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.</p>
customer207 on Your December Caption Contestcustomer207urn:uuid:7b401ad3-4508-6abc-bfb2-a549ea85df9c2011-12-06T10:03:38-07:00<p>Sparkfun Electronics may be about to push the envelope by adding, for the first time ever, farm animals to its staff.</p>
jessnkorey on Your December Caption Contestjessnkoreyurn:uuid:a81abaf0-914f-8a0e-cb61-4d71b14783582011-12-06T10:02:06-07:00<p>Here is how the Milk-O-Matic 5000 works...</p>