SparkFun Electronics Commentsurn:uuid:214d0e4e-f1b1-d287-ce26-ac5b4c9f82492024-03-18T20:10:45-06:00SparkFun ElectronicsJohn Beans on June Caption ContestJohn Beansurn:uuid:820eaeea-d3f7-87d6-0f4f-e845a204af302012-06-07T23:21:22-06:00<p>Not even quadraphonic sound can Talk To The Hand.</p>
Shakerobo on June Caption ContestShakerobourn:uuid:ee2ec6d9-b56d-1db1-f263-6397c8bfe9ef2012-06-06T22:49:12-06:00<p>I see you!!</p>
prophead100 on June Caption Contestprophead100urn:uuid:30ca66e6-b5e6-213e-2225-a45287bd47622012-06-06T20:38:57-06:00<p>Rock on Dorothy. Meet me at the wizard's robot lab</p>
trevor on June Caption Contesttrevorurn:uuid:6ce63e87-5c0b-71ef-25ce-7c532bd126852012-06-06T12:25:51-06:00<p>Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.</p>
0xDBFB7 on June Caption Contest0xDBFB7urn:uuid:37760592-9457-6029-bc5e-46079fe93fb62012-06-06T10:22:46-06:00<p>Or:
Ohh! You just ESD'd me! Complete system failure!</p>
dfletche on June Caption Contestdfletcheurn:uuid:546b8a59-f2c9-b4ea-ed13-f2f198dea3a62012-06-06T10:05:35-06:00<p>QL code: hit me!</p>
0xDBFB7 on June Caption Contest0xDBFB7urn:uuid:987fed4c-05b4-157e-1c6e-12c8596b1e012012-06-06T10:04:19-06:00<p>These are for decoration. In space, no-one can hear the music.</p>
Jade on June Caption ContestJadeurn:uuid:38f9c5f8-1fff-011a-9afe-8f48328c7b3c2012-06-06T10:03:07-06:00<p>What a nice pair of... eye sockets!</p>
FrankM on June Caption ContestFrankMurn:uuid:6162a265-7c58-e4c5-69cd-1a01d5efd9012012-06-06T09:57:22-06:00<p>"Yes! Robo-band Man.. the next Speaker of the House!"</p>
Pelican on June Caption ContestPelicanurn:uuid:14b32b3b-c685-d4a3-0714-11e85e9c0dee2012-06-06T09:57:01-06:00<p>Thor the Tin God of Thunder</p>
Jade on June Caption ContestJadeurn:uuid:82639320-12d5-3a46-45b4-c473e131bda02012-06-06T09:55:52-06:00<p>Damn you for crushing our hopes! It is not humanly possible to come up with a better caption than that!</p>
cjh08052 on June Caption Contestcjh08052urn:uuid:415cb1cb-fbbe-b313-1477-6b59eff9f3d52012-06-06T09:33:43-06:00<p>During his 40-years-into-the-future trek to learn from the according-to-Pete amplifier; SparkFunion learned many new futuristic customs - including the "High Claw"<p>;-> (cjh)</p></p>
mattstroud on June Caption Contestmattstroudurn:uuid:26dfadbd-6938-2e34-b006-36c83f361c132012-06-06T09:32:16-06:00<p>You have 4 nipples! Or are you just happy to see me!</p>
Customer #241409 on June Caption ContestCustomer #241409urn:uuid:5c8e97ff-6721-9dee-298a-4cae560902eb2012-06-06T09:26:32-06:00<p>Thanks Rosey for scaring George with that hideous metal totem.</p>
themryan on June Caption Contestthemryanurn:uuid:f3b1be89-6f1b-f70c-2c52-5d094b9110e72012-06-06T09:02:46-06:00<p>Marvin is happy with the new Sparkfun personality upgrade.</p>
RobotDude on June Caption ContestRobotDudeurn:uuid:c846e76e-dc83-0b61-5f88-609e94b2760c2012-06-06T08:59:03-06:00<p>boxes painted silver: $2.25.
dryer vent: $5.69.
speakers stolen from my Dad's Ventura: $25.89
Walking around pretending to be a Robot: priceless!</p>
Muthanna on June Caption ContestMuthannaurn:uuid:58ca6a02-533c-6a18-8956-6c7a7d73d6462012-06-06T08:56:50-06:00<p>Hello I can sing without my mouth….ha…ha..ha</p>
Customer #125523 on June Caption ContestCustomer #125523urn:uuid:f6c18686-43d5-e8b4-353e-60fd025461362012-06-06T08:55:26-06:00<p>"If this is the best they've got around here, in six months we'll be running this planet."<p>(hint: planet of the apes)</p></p>
Customer #125523 on June Caption ContestCustomer #125523urn:uuid:a5fc8cda-fa06-ab09-7349-7d95af71dd4d2012-06-06T08:45:30-06:00<p>"I'll bet they think there's a human inside of me..."</p>
EvilGenius121 on June Caption ContestEvilGenius121urn:uuid:9988556e-4d9a-c1fd-521a-530818b956ea2012-06-06T08:40:35-06:00<p>The robot invasion has started. Upon watching many earth films about failed robot invasions, we have decided to take over the world with friendliness.</p>
Shashank2 on June Caption ContestShashank2urn:uuid:c6bb45f8-f3db-9aa9-80d0-05870a7885fa2012-06-06T08:27:49-06:00<p>Enough socializing! Now take me to your leader.</p>
Shashank2 on June Caption ContestShashank2urn:uuid:73bcfe9f-3cde-c6c8-2329-6cbde709eec42012-06-06T08:27:36-06:00<p>Enough socializing! Now take me to your leader.</p>
North Alabama PC on June Caption ContestNorth Alabama PCurn:uuid:47de61c7-4234-cf6c-dfc0-a85ba68b67162012-06-06T07:58:27-06:00<p>DNA sample acquired! I fooled them with my good looks but the the leader disapproves, please don't disassemble me!</p>
Finally_Joe on June Caption ContestFinally_Joeurn:uuid:7171e3c5-278c-a6c3-5ed9-be9aac2e5d6c2012-06-06T07:48:37-06:00<p>iWoofer</p>
MenchFrest on June Caption ContestMenchFresturn:uuid:2463ed75-d5e1-0584-9d93-03c43b1476152012-06-06T07:48:05-06:00<p>You're turn to wrestle the giant head puny human</p>
Rohanc on June Caption ContestRohancurn:uuid:bd1b3c7f-0f52-eee1-ae4e-a51a16d678f72012-06-06T07:41:58-06:00<p>"So... after the dance you wanna get some icecream?"</p>
iKing18 on June Caption ContestiKing18urn:uuid:b2104df3-052d-6841-039b-e8c291500bf82012-06-06T07:39:48-06:00<p>"Get out of my way, giant floating face is chasing me..."</p>
Jamster on June Caption ContestJamsterurn:uuid:c1bd6da3-8ecb-a8f5-246f-0f9204c5ec8b2012-06-06T07:11:50-06:00<p>That's not a monday....</p>
Jamster on June Caption ContestJamsterurn:uuid:7f40c199-4185-bf29-87f8-a7a0d849c9b42012-06-06T07:04:57-06:00<p>Or in PICAXE BASIC:
High 5<p>Oh... wait...</p></p>
Spark_fun_newbie on June Caption ContestSpark_fun_newbieurn:uuid:5fbc04a6-4423-893b-cae3-b95b0eae74fa2012-06-06T05:59:32-06:00<p>1)Mr beat bot was spotted giving high five to voters, as he campaigned for presidency.<p>2) wouldn't u like to be a pepper too</p></p>
Nario98 on June Caption ContestNario98urn:uuid:e1754d73-1ead-cceb-e9a4-afe90423a18a2012-06-06T04:25:23-06:00<p>if(touch5 == HIGH) {
tone(π);
}</p>
mbad on June Caption Contestmbadurn:uuid:2e107417-2241-d588-11e5-3ca40f5c90aa2012-06-06T03:39:49-06:00<p>Johnny High Five feels ALIVE!</p>
tayken on June Caption Contesttaykenurn:uuid:6f813237-affa-cf7e-7ecf-859dd3bb56652012-06-06T03:20:58-06:00<p>High CLAMPS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuIgqY-Q7f4</p>
Demolishun on June Caption ContestDemolishunurn:uuid:f22aa259-f6ff-304b-f859-8b091cfa8f102012-06-06T02:43:46-06:00<p>In a robotic voice:<p>No human. You are not granted audience to speak with our metal god. Do not attempt to sway my sensory perception with your longitudinally aligned energy fields.</p></p>
Customer #229462 on June Caption ContestCustomer #229462urn:uuid:73105926-98c5-9cd4-1312-7a9ab26603f12012-06-06T02:43:28-06:00<p>High Fives for the brobot</p>
fraguada on June Caption Contestfraguadaurn:uuid:da9707b4-3110-7c65-f914-592cff5d48542012-06-06T01:12:51-06:00<p>Oops, that claw was not properly shielded...</p>
Flukesy on June Caption ContestFlukesyurn:uuid:61084aec-645c-de74-2531-34d0c8cd1df62012-06-06T00:51:20-06:00<p>Human! Come here, human. Come on, I wont bite. How about you sneak into the Sparkfun warehouse and get me some Sugru, Polymorph, a soldering iron, solder, some electrical tape and a Heaterizer XL-3000 so that I can fix my arm.
<em>High five</em>
Good, human.</p>
Customer #314971 on June Caption ContestCustomer #314971urn:uuid:c642cca9-15ef-163d-ed31-155c77d3e8e92012-06-06T00:04:07-06:00<p>"Please, you mustn't do that! The Face does not understand 'Talk to the hand.'"</p>
Troy Johnson on June Caption ContestTroy Johnsonurn:uuid:3e4618b7-6dbb-89f9-be20-0625c8f803962012-06-05T23:43:03-06:00<p>...then I brought it back around for the meat bag "windmill low five" but ended up playing the "keep your hands off my shiny metal a**" audio file instead.</p>
Base2 on June Caption ContestBase2urn:uuid:60cd4adc-e7f4-c189-f41d-155e7cdcfa052012-06-05T23:28:19-06:00<p>Debug console: Awkward mascot gesture #7 not found! Trying #5...</p>
Emcee Grady on June Caption ContestEmcee Gradyurn:uuid:65c24435-9e00-b2cc-6d3d-56d2d6d316032012-06-05T22:51:22-06:00<p>Although sometimes the highest comment wins, that's not how I pick he winner. And I always read all the comments :)</p>
willnue on June Caption Contestwillnueurn:uuid:917e27d2-ff0a-ebf0-7efb-b8f74fad0e782012-06-05T22:36:57-06:00<p>"One up, One Down"</p>
Roboviking on June Caption ContestRobovikingurn:uuid:caea67dc-180b-dc4d-c66b-3bdea0114df92012-06-05T22:35:40-06:00<p>sudo give me a high five</p>
elmer_fud on June Caption Contestelmer_fudurn:uuid:54628182-1fdc-7c68-2108-34ca62e97be22012-06-05T22:15:51-06:00<p>This is what happens when you let the rapper design the robot</p>
Customer #55742 on June Caption ContestCustomer #55742urn:uuid:438e843c-e5a6-a660-0530-011f7c0ac8002012-06-05T22:14:15-06:00<p>lol!</p>
beagle.fan on June Caption Contestbeagle.fanurn:uuid:b816a9e9-5bd1-16cc-639e-ef49a3e1d4822012-06-05T22:11:54-06:00<p>How to sneak into Maker Faire.</p>
heuristicist on June Caption Contestheuristicisturn:uuid:dfa5c4dc-4469-1097-1fd7-07166b6bba4a2012-06-05T22:06:22-06:00<p>I thought passing the Turing Test was supposed to be difficult?</p>
TurboTronics on June Caption ContestTurboTronicsurn:uuid:a55121e4-cfd7-e910-0801-7d785d6bd15e2012-06-05T22:05:13-06:00<p>Beat Box... Your doing it wrong.</p>
IFF on June Caption ContestIFFurn:uuid:5a314982-bdf4-24fa-6688-5471063cf0ab2012-06-05T21:53:03-06:00<p>Four... and synthetic!</p>
TQT on June Caption ContestTQTurn:uuid:d987eb57-e9ff-dce9-9102-746f64b12dd72012-06-05T21:51:25-06:00<p>--</p>
mdurham88 on June Caption Contestmdurham88urn:uuid:f72c59ab-c630-2882-24c1-149d6b0771de2012-06-05T21:33:34-06:00<p>"I said build a robot, not a bro-bot!"</p>
cmcgonag on June Caption Contestcmcgonagurn:uuid:ca80d9fa-e4f7-2934-e0ee-6c12a6a1e8ba2012-06-05T21:29:06-06:00<p>After defeating the metallic reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, AWESOM-O proceeded to bring the Super Bass back to Nicki Minage while celebrating a few "void highFives()" along the way.</p>
Gerdid1 on June Caption ContestGerdid1urn:uuid:135c881b-8d89-f5f2-2c09-29d18ef907a62012-06-05T21:16:10-06:00<blockquote>
<p>"Just like I,Robot, first friends then... enemies.</p>
<pre><code> Look, there's VIKI"
</code></pre></blockquote>
ChipC on June Caption ContestChipCurn:uuid:702b44ce-4d1d-5a06-07c4-d2354eae23b62012-06-05T21:13:16-06:00<p>Or, you can comment on one of them. :)</p>
JGuthridge on June Caption ContestJGuthridgeurn:uuid:df40c3ae-0c00-4838-908c-d9da0e99c4952012-06-05T21:10:25-06:00<p>Oh yea!!! My electrons boogy all-night-long!!!</p>
DannyTech on June Caption ContestDannyTechurn:uuid:2d5b8223-a0ea-a999-3717-d7a04bce98192012-06-05T21:09:02-06:00<pre><code>#include "A.W.E.S.O.M.-O"
</code></pre>
Bunk on June Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:7407fa87-742c-089e-b1f1-01521e2c3b152012-06-05T21:07:30-06:00<p>Jukebot plays tunes while displaying some impressive moves.</p>
Customer #327368 on June Caption ContestCustomer #327368urn:uuid:142392be-0cae-d1e7-feed-89aa5d4171952012-06-05T20:45:04-06:00<p>Hey i might be a robot but i got feelings, Give it up top!</p>
alanbr on June Caption Contestalanbrurn:uuid:438a03ad-838b-77eb-0c25-f8ffbdf208952012-06-05T20:44:56-06:00<p>5 dB High!</p>
alanbr on June Caption Contestalanbrurn:uuid:0458e48c-3827-fb54-ea0d-7d1c9697bcdb2012-06-05T20:43:35-06:00<p>High 0101</p>
Lefty4000 on June Caption ContestLefty4000urn:uuid:caf7d04f-d422-99f2-5f39-cd1f1cfce3052012-06-05T20:40:40-06:00<p>I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT!
but i'll try</p>
Grimjack73 on June Caption ContestGrimjack73urn:uuid:558388ee-2db8-b441-c3ba-8ee1990540dd2012-06-05T20:12:39-06:00<p>Dude did you break Zardoz again.... Yeah he doesn't seem to like my loud music.</p>
Gizmoguy on June Caption ContestGizmoguyurn:uuid:d2db6744-a390-fcbb-9050-d58eca3fc1a62012-06-05T20:04:10-06:00<p>Introducing SquareBot.... our first fully autonomous square dancing robot! Complete with smart phone integration for easy song selection.</p>
tristan on June Caption Contesttristanurn:uuid:86346baf-f7b7-a6eb-0ebb-781469f45e4b2012-06-05T19:55:29-06:00<p>Now that's a HiFi High 5!</p>
member # one on June Caption Contestmember # oneurn:uuid:462d53c8-4f0a-7786-54b2-99eb9339390f2012-06-05T19:32:12-06:00<p>"HAHA, very funny!. No I'm not the guest speaker of the day. I'm actually just looking for my brother...Mike"</p>
tonyvr on June Caption Contesttonyvrurn:uuid:39603652-b08a-1854-30df-0176ea00a30a2012-06-05T18:46:02-06:00<p>Dwight fends off another aggressive tin-panhandler at the Maker Faire.</p>
ResistanceIsFutile on June Caption ContestResistanceIsFutileurn:uuid:c936c321-1e6b-cc77-929c-51aa25a2a2bb2012-06-05T18:36:28-06:00<p>"I am C4PO, human-cyborg relations, now with gesture recognition."</p>
Circuitsoft on June Caption ContestCircuitsofturn:uuid:04218355-79bb-c8e9-ae49-7d08d14515562012-06-05T18:28:15-06:00<p>Art Vs. Science - Magic Fountain</p>
TheRegnirps on June Caption ContestTheRegnirpsurn:uuid:fe7c25bd-4183-982b-136b-bc6b7fd0993e2012-06-05T18:22:36-06:00<p>Hello Meatbags! In the language of all Robot kind.<dl>
<dt>TRUE Constant Love</dt>
<dd>HighFive arm raise slap ;</dd>
<dd>Clamp bodypart locate squeeze ;</dd>
<dd>
<p>?Worthy Forth Love if HighFive else Clamp then ;</p>
</dd>
</dl><p>?Worthy</p></p>
baum on June Caption Contestbaumurn:uuid:c08179b3-d0aa-53f4-11e6-d7f3147d5f792012-06-05T18:20:55-06:00<p>this one must win...<p>but try this:
digitalWrite(5, HIGH)
(4 leading spaces)
so that it looks like code.</p></p>
baum on June Caption Contestbaumurn:uuid:55222382-613a-dc52-0433-6d1e4c1899262012-06-05T18:19:00-06:00<p>http://xkcd.com/394/</p>
jojackso on June Caption Contestjojacksourn:uuid:51855d0e-2393-8bc2-2c03-5b6dbb9403482012-06-05T18:10:41-06:00<p>While the DJ Roomba's cousin felt he was making an impression with the humans, he felt his timing could have been better for his el-wire would not be very visible until darkness fell upon the land.</p>
CNCguy on June Caption ContestCNCguyurn:uuid:ef0a0c04-64d4-4ceb-8dd6-f6e23bfa561e2012-06-05T18:08:08-06:00<p>If the scarecrow gets a brain, can I trade my speakers in for a heart?</p>
ATtiny Fan on June Caption ContestATtiny Fanurn:uuid:c362a0da-fd9f-ec63-8c2c-f7c01b808b6f2012-06-05T17:58:49-06:00<p>Mr.Robot realizied one day that he had never reached his goal of being a movie star and set out in search of work at the local amusement park.</p>
andy4us on June Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:8297e966-4560-f7fa-eb68-37a585cfe0d82012-06-05T17:52:03-06:00<p>Problem with floating the highest ranked to the top is that most entries at the bottom will never get read. So to win, you need to be one of the first posters, AND just keep get starred enough to keep you at the top.</p>
Nadav Ami on June Caption ContestNadav Amiurn:uuid:7aac4912-1f2f-4819-9607-77666467f2782012-06-05T17:51:46-06:00<p>Sonny: What does this action signify? [High Five] As you walked in the room, when you looked at the other human. What does it mean? [High Five]<p>Detective Spooner: It's a sign of trust. It's a human thing. You wouldn't understand.</p></p>
criffe88 on June Caption Contestcriffe88urn:uuid:8d0cc67f-a660-b638-39ee-fc908e81bf762012-06-05T17:37:49-06:00<p>radiohead... more like radiochest</p>
Customer #321443 on June Caption ContestCustomer #321443urn:uuid:7628a465-fd19-8ed6-c612-19accb248a5e2012-06-05T17:36:45-06:00<p>Last place in the Sparkfun Autonomous Robot Competition!! Everyone gets a trophy, right?!?! High Five, er . . . ONE!!</p>
Ezman on June Caption ContestEzmanurn:uuid:2dd6278e-e129-a779-220e-44c1eda3a0612012-06-05T17:24:11-06:00<p>Input! Input!!!</p>
zhanx on June Caption Contestzhanxurn:uuid:4840e08d-26e6-f96f-2535-6dbdf47562242012-06-05T17:23:31-06:00<p>blaupunkt's new stereo robot seen in the wild. Chip Foose's team did an excellent job getting it ready.</p>
laptopman on June Caption Contestlaptopmanurn:uuid:8f0541cc-abe7-e1d1-0ed5-22a2016d5bb92012-06-05T17:22:58-06:00<p>greeting = digitalRead(righthand);
if greeting == HIGH;
{mouth.println("'sup?");}</p>
rebelzach on June Caption Contestrebelzachurn:uuid:ff23a054-805e-403b-e79f-31bc71da60032012-06-05T17:05:43-06:00<p>Up top ro-bro!</p>
erich_7719 on June Caption Contesterich_7719urn:uuid:39f88ee7-16e7-f8d3-67ba-38556851b5cb2012-06-05T17:01:25-06:00<p>Clap to the beat of hi-5.</p>
geo79 on June Caption Contestgeo79urn:uuid:64102445-9483-30b9-730d-f305499066442012-06-05T16:57:15-06:00<p>Not on the clamp, IN the clamp!</p>
Robotics Guy on June Caption ContestRobotics Guyurn:uuid:132c33d2-6971-a04e-7a7e-7544fc9493da2012-06-05T16:47:49-06:00<p>"This would be so much easier if I had hands.."</p>
North Alabama PC on June Caption ContestNorth Alabama PCurn:uuid:af54b1ab-7039-ddf9-efaa-ca22ff4a60c72012-06-05T16:38:31-06:00<p>High palm to 2 and stop trying to take photos of my hip you perv, oh sorry that is were they pasted that QR code, scan it all you want.</p>
Ted M on June Caption ContestTed Murn:uuid:9664ac10-7ff2-127e-2f7b-24a77136886c2012-06-05T16:21:57-06:00<p>The next step in the evolution of a boombox.</p>
suarez on June Caption Contestsuarezurn:uuid:aafc5c26-3899-54d7-47a2-f6194a79e67f2012-06-05T16:21:01-06:00<p>Give me a resounding Hi-Fi</p>
TLAlexander on June Caption ContestTLAlexanderurn:uuid:6ba2d391-cecd-43ca-457d-6de52f875efe2012-06-05T16:20:50-06:00<p>Not a caption, but very related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q
(probably some profanity, fyi)</p>
SgtJake on June Caption ContestSgtJakeurn:uuid:038b8233-a392-e386-db13-dfb7266802f72012-06-05T16:20:44-06:00<p>Ah, I feel so excepted by the humans..</p>
Customer #120239 on June Caption ContestCustomer #120239urn:uuid:a6500938-4030-f62e-9a18-4dcdad8a958b2012-06-05T16:18:00-06:00<p>Robots dig Heavy Metal!</p>
tecknurd on June Caption Contesttecknurdurn:uuid:0b6afdb0-7df6-3535-42b8-6760645d8bdd2012-06-05T16:09:35-06:00<p>C3PO ancestor in a career as a DJ no as an Rockin' DJ just spreading some carbon.</p>
MrWidget on June Caption ContestMrWidgeturn:uuid:57eabba6-57c4-5db2-e36e-6faf65bc0aca2012-06-05T16:07:09-06:00<p>Hi Five, er.. One, Dude! Ever hear the one about Micro Farad and Millie Amp?</p>
FlippinJax on June Caption ContestFlippinJaxurn:uuid:82620aef-64d6-a055-938f-c6ee0c5ede9d2012-06-05T15:52:05-06:00<p>Ha ha… they didn’t expect the car horn behind the eyes!</p>
Blueblast88 on June Caption ContestBlueblast88urn:uuid:943fdb16-31b1-4c65-17f4-5d15251500782012-06-05T15:41:55-06:00<p>"High five me, it will make a dub step beat!"</p>
Customer #298237 on June Caption ContestCustomer #298237urn:uuid:f450722d-25ed-d8bf-1250-55c6509024832012-06-05T15:37:22-06:00<p>Mr. Roboto has the funky moves to back up his killer sound system. Oh yes
!</p>
dkt01 on June Caption Contestdkt01urn:uuid:ed39c0ac-02b2-a394-72fd-b228fd9c3b952012-06-05T15:37:03-06:00<p>Metal man does not approve of this man-machine camaraderie.</p>
MirithD on June Caption ContestMirithDurn:uuid:63bdcbac-efd1-b6f4-8f22-cc905973e3f92012-06-05T15:33:12-06:00<p>Upon seeing the terrible face of the robot god upon its glowing altar of LEDs and stainless steel, the XRS-500 is driven mad and flees in terror. Bystanders could hear it screaming "Io! Io! Arduino Fhtagn!"</p>
nagmier on June Caption Contestnagmierurn:uuid:a1783ce4-745c-a356-9df0-851ba60c9c122012-06-05T15:30:23-06:00<p>The all new DIY Walkman</p>
schnabel45 on June Caption Contestschnabel45urn:uuid:ed4067e3-8adf-0c66-0c7f-d5756a1457712012-06-05T15:25:18-06:00<p>Wondertwin powers, ACTIVATE!
Form of Partybot2000</p>
d w on June Caption Contestd wurn:uuid:d833de3b-169e-873d-53e8-1e2b3f7798882012-06-05T15:09:37-06:00<p>You got to worship all that is mullet on the guy in the black shirt!</p>
rben13 on June Caption Contestrben13urn:uuid:6a118ca0-1a15-8171-c04b-6d69c29cb9e82012-06-05T15:04:33-06:00<p>I should have known when they asked me to be the guest speaker ...</p>
bbotany on June Caption Contestbbotanyurn:uuid:b7ed7f64-c1b0-4832-5116-f53e33c248122012-06-05T14:59:21-06:00<p>On the morning of the first day of the fair, they reprogrammed the "Hi-FI Bot" into the "High-Five" bot that had actually been ordered.</p>
SergeantSarcasm on June Caption ContestSergeantSarcasmurn:uuid:67377ad6-52a9-9fe0-12bd-2126cd212d472012-06-05T14:58:58-06:00<p>Inspired by her great uncle, Rebecca Turing came up with a test of her own: when a machine's sweet pair of tweets become indistinguishable from her own.</p>
Freezerbee on June Caption ContestFreezerbeeurn:uuid:dccfe9d2-6ee9-d83f-059b-11accf6f034f2012-06-05T14:55:43-06:00<p>Sadly, J.A.M.M.S. could not comprehend that by playing "Who Let the Dog's Out" at full volume, he was simultaneously violating all three of Asimov's laws of robotics.</p>
dashafer on June Caption Contestdashaferurn:uuid:dfda33c7-3d05-a86d-5e78-355f52868c0a2012-06-05T14:54:14-06:00<p>"haha now you have aids"</p>
Teslaling on June Caption ContestTeslalingurn:uuid:6334efb1-5fa8-e18b-68c9-649945f62ce02012-06-05T14:53:51-06:00<p>Woohoo! High 00110101!</p>
hamtoro on June Caption Contesthamtorourn:uuid:a4baaef2-30d7-f9ba-e71c-b720326bef492012-06-05T14:51:14-06:00<p>Seen in its original form, "Giving someone the clamps" was originally intended to be a benevolent gesture.</p>
let me think of one on June Caption Contestlet me think of oneurn:uuid:a9a70b4b-ff72-3221-46e0-cd1a8fbf98be2012-06-05T14:51:12-06:00<p>"I always said dubstep would destroy the world!"</p>
BrandonB on June Caption ContestBrandonBurn:uuid:3b0852b5-5f5b-70d4-b7bd-37ffcefa72fb2012-06-05T14:50:26-06:00<p>Nice set of tweeters!</p>
Striker121 on June Caption ContestStriker121urn:uuid:3f9d4c60-a82c-2d46-829e-8974bff23a832012-06-05T14:45:16-06:00<pre><code>* HUMAN DETECTED *
*ENGAGE HIGH-FIVE*
* INITIATE DANCE *
*ASSIMILATE HUMAN*
*BEGIN PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
</code></pre>
PocketBrain on June Caption ContestPocketBrainurn:uuid:fb694d05-f661-298f-1df6-a24bff1a3e8e2012-06-05T14:40:56-06:00<p>Pentium processor.</p>
Kenneth Henderick on June Caption ContestKenneth Henderickurn:uuid:b761c269-62b2-09be-5f37-8319a97d24752012-06-05T14:38:31-06:00<p>Oooh, oooeeeh, I touched a human. Did you saw it?</p>
bleudeciel16 on June Caption Contestbleudeciel16urn:uuid:157f7a79-898b-7a7f-d3a2-529b06adedb62012-06-05T14:37:16-06:00<p>Watt's up blood-bag?</p>
SuperCrackMunkey on June Caption ContestSuperCrackMunkeyurn:uuid:17ee69ca-3f6b-6988-d517-0b34f8c7c0c32012-06-05T14:34:33-06:00<p>You deal with the giant metal Moai...</p>
Customer #200027 on June Caption ContestCustomer #200027urn:uuid:9a9f8858-a5d0-15bd-e68c-e9aea359efbe2012-06-05T14:22:42-06:00<p>Give me Hi-Fi!</p>
Customer #278912 on June Caption ContestCustomer #278912urn:uuid:37b7e6f7-ae17-7060-1e60-1f4800df25e42012-06-05T14:22:00-06:00<p>According to Pete 6/10/2021:
I finally finished my audio project!!!</p>
ElegantElectrons on June Caption ContestElegantElectronsurn:uuid:4612a4ce-55ad-80b8-aa3d-c2b82b49c69f2012-06-05T14:16:34-06:00<p>This is Sparkfun's new robotics kit, AwesomeBot.
It follows you around, plays "Eye of the Tiger" when you enter a room, and gives high fives.</p>
sentryGun53 on June Caption ContestsentryGun53urn:uuid:1f9c3a10-eff4-d4f4-785e-a093d7593eb82012-06-05T14:16:15-06:00<p>Bro, your dubstep CD is skipping...</p>
orderthruchaos on June Caption Contestorderthruchaosurn:uuid:7b32be30-3302-1c37-9751-f1269a7d943c2012-06-05T14:13:47-06:00<p>Greetings, humans. Time to meet your Makers.</p>
d.e. on June Caption Contestd.e.urn:uuid:0f10956a-bb23-7afb-36ae-8b73d4f0945d2012-06-05T14:09:30-06:00<p>"It'll be great!" they said..."You'll have a blast! You'll be a robot! It's a great costume!" they said...they left out the "IT'S 95% DEGREES IN HERE" part.
I have to pee.</p>
Yodaob1 on June Caption ContestYodaob1urn:uuid:c68be8d2-825d-07ac-252e-81f96fb46c702012-06-05T14:09:11-06:00<p>DANGER Pete Dokter DANGER</p>
kfitch42 on June Caption Contestkfitch42urn:uuid:fea9cf4c-9dc3-1afd-093d-eab359431fb42012-06-05T14:04:32-06:00<p>The SpeakerFun bot refused to listen to Mom when she said "Kill all humans".</p>
Alfonso82 on June Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:59754139-0513-9a49-ee9b-f725f78138f62012-06-05T14:02:56-06:00<p>Run and don't look back, the decepticons are coming</p>
teekaytk on June Caption Contestteekaytkurn:uuid:df5bcb7f-4307-dd93-c660-ba1a73acc4532012-06-05T13:48:34-06:00<p>"In Robot Land We Have Sex By Touching Palms"</p>
chartle on June Caption Contestchartleurn:uuid:2d81c248-f1f6-db4c-9520-5a861b7a40f62012-06-05T13:43:58-06:00<p>Up top, down low, too slow. PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED</p>
play4work on June Caption Contestplay4workurn:uuid:6e1e4faa-fd4a-935a-e0ac-40d79f48aaec2012-06-05T13:39:50-06:00<p>HI-SPARK baby !</p>
Briscoe on June Caption ContestBriscoeurn:uuid:ad748488-b398-2762-a607-6dd99ef4e9222012-06-05T13:39:24-06:00<p>Great music comes from happy robots,
Happy robots come from sparkfun</p>
netamorfosis on June Caption Contestnetamorfosisurn:uuid:3a8bd626-8396-fc3e-cfae-ea353cb7905d2012-06-05T13:38:42-06:00<p>This robot can do Hi-Five but he only plays Mr. Roboto :S</p>
Myke on June Caption ContestMykeurn:uuid:4b09d322-c487-3cc7-9100-fd19420618f62012-06-05T13:38:22-06:00<p>These are not the Droids you're looking for...</p>
AngusP on June Caption ContestAngusPurn:uuid:cd9dd0bb-df06-94d5-f447-f23774c682832012-06-05T13:30:27-06:00<p>OK, this has got to win!</p>
nonegatives on June Caption Contestnonegativesurn:uuid:a76b6cea-6ce1-e253-bce6-9189911d19072012-06-05T13:29:59-06:00<p>Why do they keep misinterpreting my requests to "do the robot?"</p>
vwgreen77 on June Caption Contestvwgreen77urn:uuid:3ff619ad-9b73-b6e2-4d57-30de2b3ecce92012-06-05T13:28:13-06:00<p>Face: Did you see that human! They just high-five'd that robot's arm out of its socket!!!</p>
John Price on June Caption ContestJohn Priceurn:uuid:9963ffaa-7944-5365-4cd1-b7eabf999bd62012-06-05T13:25:57-06:00<p>hi-fi high five</p>
chrisrice93 on June Caption Contestchrisrice93urn:uuid:995cb27e-b8c9-729a-ff80-6f81b6bff2772012-06-05T13:25:40-06:00<p>So damn hot in here, milk was a bad choice.</p>
Customer #329489 on June Caption ContestCustomer #329489urn:uuid:2444210b-1c02-0216-24fb-1d3eb4f450902012-06-05T13:19:56-06:00<p>"Yes! Another non-robotic friend!"</p>
HairlessBaboon on June Caption ContestHairlessBaboonurn:uuid:2932807b-591a-e85e-e873-639b8daa1a192012-06-05T13:16:15-06:00<p>Hark at the music-cow! Suckle at his high-bass nipples!
(bit risqué?)</p>
Everett on June Caption ContestEveretturn:uuid:593cc754-95a3-f298-13b5-077d549aeb632012-06-05T13:12:38-06:00<p>I only do this for the chicks...</p>
Customer #55564 on June Caption ContestCustomer #55564urn:uuid:99cf2e67-7616-42bb-b5ea-dfe40f5506522012-06-05T13:08:24-06:00<p>Guest Speaker</p>
rjb on June Caption Contestrjburn:uuid:9d82c2be-502e-a719-70d3-a6e520ddbc642012-06-05T13:06:40-06:00<p>Let me get that thron out of your hand - Human!</p>
nerdboy64 on June Caption Contestnerdboy64urn:uuid:30ace8f2-23a3-9d8b-0463-7a099023ee322012-06-05T12:52:59-06:00<p>"High 00000101" just isn't quite as catchy.</p>
Akaishi on June Caption ContestAkaishiurn:uuid:ef710aca-028c-0d65-7379-87a46a35b8802012-06-05T12:50:43-06:00<p>Robot? What robot?</p>
Kevin Vermeer on June Caption ContestKevin Vermeerurn:uuid:6301f1c7-67d1-cc5d-3f82-8328034069512012-06-05T12:48:38-06:00<p>In the comments, a <code>#</code> begins a heading, and `` are stripped so you can't put in HTML. To display this properly, you should format it as code by adding four leading spaces:<pre><code>#include HiFive.h
</code></pre><p>though most C filenames are lowercase, and should probably remain so to prevent ambiguity when mixing code between filesystems that are case sensitive, case preserving, and not case preserving. Finally, angle brackets are usually reserved for system includes, while I'd expect HiFive.h to be in user code and get <code>"</code> quotes for the inclusion. Therefore, I propose</p><pre><code>#include "hi_five.h"
</code></pre><p>as an improvement on the above, which is already pretty funny.</p></p>
MisterFuzzy on June Caption ContestMisterFuzzyurn:uuid:07febf6a-4384-aa4b-d1c2-a05d88a557642012-06-05T12:46:42-06:00<p>After corruption by a sentient computer system, RoB-3RT found it difficult to defy his previous social functions.</p>
eewestcoaster on June Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:b19a18d9-7d0d-22eb-28d9-88dd35e9a74d2012-06-05T12:44:56-06:00<p>Your QR code is showing...</p>
disabelle on June Caption Contestdisabelleurn:uuid:14e16cc5-fe77-2195-6124-2486706d53612012-06-05T12:42:48-06:00<p>his sound system has a new hi-fi feture it will blow ur mind</p>
disabelle on June Caption Contestdisabelleurn:uuid:ddd2c118-8295-e3ba-0d71-d907e18013652012-06-05T12:40:52-06:00<p>looks like Mr. Roboto is back from styx</p>
disabelle on June Caption Contestdisabelleurn:uuid:758141ce-a18c-5a60-28ba-cb5ef7dafde22012-06-05T12:39:36-06:00<p>This guy has a sound system that will shake your hand off</p>
dksmall on June Caption Contestdksmallurn:uuid:b5458afb-6bb8-aa11-e7b8-52de0438a33d2012-06-05T12:37:54-06:00<p>Android X now available to consumers.</p>
OhmMyGadgets on June Caption ContestOhmMyGadgetsurn:uuid:ca418022-944f-90f3-28db-c1021e6164822012-06-05T12:30:06-06:00<p>High five, and Asimov jive!</p>
Relayer on June Caption ContestRelayerurn:uuid:ab25d1af-cb2a-6569-7172-d7f09a1695b92012-06-05T12:23:02-06:00<p>Forget Square Dancing... This is CUBE DANCING!!</p>
NorthStreetLabs on June Caption ContestNorthStreetLabsurn:uuid:4691dfbb-044b-2e8a-d379-7c3014ba58772012-06-05T12:22:27-06:00<p>"YEA BOI!"</p>
Shadow13 on June Caption ContestShadow13urn:uuid:32241757-6778-a6ac-d437-61661c871def2012-06-05T12:18:48-06:00<p>Meet ROB-ert SparkFun's newest employee...</p>
eclipsh on June Caption Contesteclipshurn:uuid:a3f0fcfa-564a-af85-c213-60574dc08a032012-06-05T12:17:18-06:00<p>Sadly, Music Bot's requests for shoulder repair continued to be misinterpreted.</p>
Lion XL on June Caption ContestLion XLurn:uuid:13f02b4a-87d8-4394-1502-82bf7c85d7d72012-06-05T12:16:57-06:00<p>"I am sparkticus... your Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been... is over. From this time forward... you will...<strong>HIGH 5!!!</strong></p>
RobertC. on June Caption ContestRobertC.urn:uuid:6b4ed077-62dc-35b4-18b7-b7c6d7573d5e2012-06-05T12:15:23-06:00<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc" rel="nofollow">Me, when reading all these comments...</a></p>
0077 on June Caption Contest0077urn:uuid:af98f6f6-7364-4233-0d75-9c0cdf75bb832012-06-05T12:13:27-06:00<p>Feel the buzz.....no wait!!!</p>
R0B0T1CS on June Caption ContestR0B0T1CSurn:uuid:8e820467-ca71-d7d0-5481-74619c613f3d2012-06-05T12:10:57-06:00<p>High-Fi!</p>
mftkoehler on June Caption Contestmftkoehlerurn:uuid:0be394b2-4156-05a6-ae1d-53281c72ef972012-06-05T12:09:52-06:00<p>Fourth law of robotics: a robot must accept halfhearted high fives from humans except where this would conflict with laws 1-3.</p>
besidemyself on June Caption Contestbesidemyselfurn:uuid:7147ba64-64a4-4b29-f233-e570e348f33b2012-06-05T12:06:41-06:00<p>Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic
Another Dimension, Another Dimension<p>Well Now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon til the very last mile
If you battle me I will revile
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall you've got guile
To step to me I'm a rapophile
If you want to battle your in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile</p><p>Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic</p><p>Jazz and Awol that's our team
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
On the tough guy style I'm not too keen
To try to change the world I will plot and scheme
Mario C likes to keep it clean
Gonna shine like a sun beam
Keep on rapping cause that's my dream
Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes
When it comes to envy y'all is green
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine
Another dimension new galaxy
Intergalactic planetary</p><p>Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic</p><p>From the family tree of old school hip hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes will spread just like a pox
Cause the music is live like an electric shock
I am known to do the Wop
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D getting biz on the crop
Beastie Boys known to let the beat... drop
When I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap's soup my beats is stock
Step from the tables as I start to chop
I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock</p><p>Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Another dimension do it</p><p>;-) ;-) ;-)</p></p>
Zen Reversal on June Caption ContestZen Reversalurn:uuid:5792869a-84ba-abf8-ab7b-538dd8cded1f2012-06-05T12:01:44-06:00<p>Yeah, of course they're implants - but they were so worth it!</p>
horack on June Caption Contesthorackurn:uuid:85c4832c-7f10-4d36-f0c1-039e7cb90df92012-06-05T11:58:49-06:00<p>Sending the T1 back in time = epic fail. Fast forward to the T100: lose the speakers, add some built-in hate of carbon life-forms, and you got yourself a proper Terminator.</p>
CF on June Caption ContestCFurn:uuid:0eed1b2b-d9c5-c8d5-aae6-0f61ebb5b6812012-06-05T11:57:19-06:00<p>First, pacify the humans with music. Next, ATTACK WITH CLAWS!</p>
Sl33per on June Caption ContestSl33perurn:uuid:32cc0ee2-8958-e4e2-1a02-d7d66768eaae2012-06-05T11:54:30-06:00<p>Thank goodness I am wearing my AXE body spray today.</p>
R_Phoenix on June Caption ContestR_Phoenixurn:uuid:cfa70cd6-dd29-743a-41b2-fb7ec406c8bf2012-06-05T11:54:16-06:00<p>HELLO WORLD!</p>
CRC_Robotics on June Caption ContestCRC_Roboticsurn:uuid:2de64fd1-a476-95ce-036a-701211b69c942012-06-05T11:52:41-06:00<p>Maker rock is in the house tonight...Every day I'm building stuff!<p>or</p><p>LMFAO's dancing robot is nothing compared to a Maker's robot beat!</p></p>
Lowlight on June Caption ContestLowlighturn:uuid:222a0039-56bb-e25d-85cc-9a09ac1ae0ac2012-06-05T11:47:24-06:00<p>I for one welcome our new robot overlords with an exuberant high 5!</p>
joecentric on June Caption Contestjoecentricurn:uuid:de52ff94-da0d-be05-4d35-fafd433011f12012-06-05T11:46:21-06:00<p>Nice woofers.</p>
Customer #61002 on June Caption ContestCustomer #61002urn:uuid:d378edfa-1547-2aff-eab5-8d560e37b84d2012-06-05T11:45:39-06:00<p>Feel my bass...</p>
bman49er on June Caption Contestbman49erurn:uuid:61646bdc-35ab-c22b-c663-ca26a57701e52012-06-05T11:45:35-06:00<p>Pre-Skynet, killer-5 bots were known as just high-5 bots</p>
James_H on June Caption ContestJames_Hurn:uuid:33d01eda-6060-71bb-b19e-10d6262f55322012-06-05T11:43:22-06:00<p>robot: Sup, bro.<p>(robot high-fives human)</p><p>human: Sup.</p></p>
war_spigot on June Caption Contestwar_spigoturn:uuid:99b423c7-9bd6-7620-ba82-3ff62825ed7c2012-06-05T11:43:18-06:00<p>"I'm amped up for Maker Faire!"<p>"Look at metal mouth back there, know'm sayin'?"</p></p>
GCF on June Caption ContestGCFurn:uuid:a13adbdb-c03a-9b4c-8e38-eb5aced7e5e72012-06-05T11:43:16-06:00<p>Humans, feeling comforted by the robot's friendly smile, quickly forget that the robot is only tuned to the Brown Note.</p>
Stujfiter on June Caption ContestStujfiterurn:uuid:b00d6ebb-0d27-3c7d-c420-e289798df4992012-06-05T11:41:51-06:00<p>My heart's a stereo,
It beats for you so listen close...</p>
DancesWithRobots on June Caption ContestDancesWithRobotsurn:uuid:c0bed894-5508-e2f4-f5cc-e9db853243e52012-06-05T11:41:27-06:00<p>Well. . .my mother was a boombox.</p>
Customer #104909 on June Caption ContestCustomer #104909urn:uuid:f8fdad1d-b783-fba5-6a05-f28593e26c832012-06-05T11:36:18-06:00<p>I go to 11!</p>
kejaed on June Caption Contestkejaedurn:uuid:b2ac52d5-3f76-1088-e833-cb10609e76152012-06-05T11:34:49-06:00<p>Is that an Arduino in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?</p>
Customer #329465 on June Caption ContestCustomer #329465urn:uuid:92f2ce3d-6330-662b-b958-50812816ed942012-06-05T11:32:00-06:00<p>you hear techno, we hear "i have their trust, attack now"</p>
hayedid on June Caption Contesthayedidurn:uuid:a68749b0-d47d-67df-1aa1-c5146639458e2012-06-05T11:25:57-06:00<p>High 00000101!</p>
horack on June Caption Contesthorackurn:uuid:a2a41cb0-d9ba-dd43-1226-baba82cab0fe2012-06-05T11:20:21-06:00<p>void respond() {<p>if (avlbl_pwr=MIN) do_Play_Dead();
else if (avlbl_pwr=MED) do_Blast_Ride_of_the_Valkyries();
else {
while (avlbl_pwr less-than-or-equal LOW) do_HighFive(); // false sense of security
do_Crush_Kill_Destroy(); // then WHAM
}
}</p></p>
gmrple on June Caption Contestgmrpleurn:uuid:5e2c52c3-74a8-7acc-2e11-c6a259d514b32012-06-05T11:16:36-06:00<p>Truely, the carbon based life forms' communication protocol requires too many degrees of freedom.</p>
ChipC on June Caption ContestChipCurn:uuid:196ee3bf-d585-6322-6b5c-e8975670adb22012-06-05T11:14:36-06:00<ul>
<li><strong>1.) Build robot suit</strong></li>
<li><strong>2.) High five people</strong></li>
<li><strong>3.) ???</strong></li>
<li><strong>4.) $$$ Profit!</strong></li>
</ul>
c2squared on June Caption Contestc2squaredurn:uuid:0391f652-b7ec-9aaa-7825-0de8f30a30652012-06-05T11:09:47-06:00<p>digitalWrite(5, HIGH);</p>
barryjh on June Caption Contestbarryjhurn:uuid:2aff8edf-0c0b-1b5c-e3cb-2c12fba9c7502012-06-05T11:09:08-06:00<p><strong>Assert me 5 Dude, you won't interrupt me!!!</strong></p>
Blacklab1 on June Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:c24641bc-6330-d2fb-f867-d56d187862a42012-06-05T11:08:54-06:00<p>See I told you Robbie the love Bot was here...</p>
AlexMay on June Caption ContestAlexMayurn:uuid:9149fbb4-9aa5-5008-405f-f56b36cfa82f2012-06-05T11:07:31-06:00<p>Our only hope was to teach them to be our friends.<p>Turns out, humans are still absurdly paranoid.</p><p>We had planned to be kind masters.</p></p>
Jamster on June Caption ContestJamsterurn:uuid:d49242c5-2f6c-c90e-8a83-e24234e4ab1f2012-06-05T11:07:01-06:00<p>This mouth does not show how I am feeling right now. Thankfully.</p>
kilowattcommando on June Caption Contestkilowattcommandourn:uuid:6e65e983-0d9a-defd-e17d-f483c23d69112012-06-05T11:03:53-06:00<p>This is what immediately came to mind for me too. Good call.</p>
Customer #249285 on June Caption ContestCustomer #249285urn:uuid:3e18a379-e4ef-ee3e-2f71-a2da9af42c582012-06-05T11:02:44-06:00<p>"Hey, I'm powered by flatulus too"</p>
woodr on June Caption Contestwoodrurn:uuid:49450feb-d10a-b824-2e88-81269e698e092012-06-05T11:00:09-06:00<p>No one suspected that this was a real robot who had found the perfect disguise.</p>
heyjoe on June Caption Contestheyjoeurn:uuid:5026a6f5-348e-37b5-229f-368de6d761f42012-06-05T10:59:55-06:00<p>Give me some skin! No, really, give me some skin!</p>
tommy321 on June Caption Contesttommy321urn:uuid:5dfcbbcb-cd66-6a29-fa53-9c26ef87ae392012-06-05T10:58:12-06:00<p>Binary Solo!
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kilowattcommando on June Caption Contestkilowattcommandourn:uuid:fe6d6bdc-cba9-9cd0-7db3-eef035900d622012-06-05T10:57:50-06:00<p>"Whats up fender? Hey, who invited Andross?"</p>
KnightsTour on June Caption ContestKnightsToururn:uuid:16efc3ac-9828-bc04-c532-b0bfda2a6af02012-06-05T10:57:27-06:00<p>Don't touch my speakers... and don't stare at them either!</p>
bdin on June Caption Contestbdinurn:uuid:d7ce1d47-0801-3444-1e27-d71fca512d8e2012-06-05T10:54:08-06:00<p>Penn Jillette looks on from the background as Teller's communication bot undergoes it's final testing.</p>
IllogicGate on June Caption ContestIllogicGateurn:uuid:88a9a2f1-bc23-012c-3f58-5599793c48b92012-06-05T10:53:21-06:00<p>Deadmau5 (exterior design) and Kraftwerk (mechatronics) collaborated to make... Der Robo7.</p>
macetech on June Caption Contestmacetechurn:uuid:6871bc38-aaa7-7ac8-8199-9d565aa0c3522012-06-05T10:52:37-06:00<p>Can you please pretend that I am destroying you, human? My dad is watching....</p>
Franchie on June Caption ContestFranchieurn:uuid:076f9539-76b3-78cb-a8ac-eb01cfd996c62012-06-05T10:52:31-06:00<p>It might look like a high-5 to you, but I'm a Martian and you're now pregnant...</p>
Jopollo on June Caption ContestJopollourn:uuid:6ed8b0e5-e02a-3b43-b2f3-42e18d3768442012-06-05T10:51:44-06:00<p>The robot minions maintain a friendly demeanor as they take their positions among the unsuspecting humans.</p>
IllogicGate on June Caption ContestIllogicGateurn:uuid:38e33818-4e55-b9f1-60cc-debcd3bb20d82012-06-05T10:50:29-06:00<p>My favorite so far!</p>
stmrocket on June Caption Conteststmrocketurn:uuid:f1373534-8606-25e8-a964-06f762be06f12012-06-05T10:48:53-06:00<h1>include HiFive.h</h1>
cooldude42 on June Caption Contestcooldude42urn:uuid:37fc9382-e4b6-19b8-dc29-0443b0a0fc022012-06-05T10:47:19-06:00<p>If only they knew..were taking over the world!!!</p>
Customer #207687 on June Caption ContestCustomer #207687urn:uuid:4a3aec64-d982-3be3-20d8-d8ed80fc6b8f2012-06-05T10:45:57-06:00<p>A robot interacting with a civilian through the high-5 handshake routine.</p>
jmedved on June Caption Contestjmedvedurn:uuid:f2cadf53-abc5-c6de-c5ce-826d365ab2f52012-06-05T10:44:16-06:00<p>Exterminate! Exterminate!</p>
Smaks on June Caption ContestSmaksurn:uuid:cd12f23b-cc16-e21e-d930-21798229697e2012-06-05T10:41:44-06:00<p>Here we see Happy the BoomboxBot ignoring a human' order to stop, as he desperately tries to escape Giant Frowning Head Bot.</p>
ZackW on June Caption ContestZackWurn:uuid:1cecefd2-a06a-f727-5a65-1ca36b29acfa2012-06-05T10:40:25-06:00<p>I thought his communication protocol used handshaking to initiate....</p>
Customer #302586 on June Caption ContestCustomer #302586urn:uuid:33698ff4-877b-5a00-87c4-d77bfca489cb2012-06-05T10:39:08-06:00<p>Phase 1 Earth Domination Complete:
Earn Human Trust</p>
SoggyWaffles on June Caption ContestSoggyWafflesurn:uuid:f29ad00c-286e-28bb-6480-c7447d2c02ec2012-06-05T10:38:40-06:00<p>If i could come up with something clever I would enter it here.</p>
cooldude42 on June Caption Contestcooldude42urn:uuid:daf20846-e745-fe6a-265c-409b5196eb9a2012-06-05T10:37:53-06:00<p>"High fi..... squirrel!"</p>
LordFawful on June Caption ContestLordFawfulurn:uuid:d8d84fbc-9b18-6e17-6196-575644cc39252012-06-05T10:37:22-06:00<p>The evil instructables robot clone strike's again!</p>
Jon Mayer on June Caption ContestJon Mayerurn:uuid:e9dce6cb-187e-4fcc-7e25-12929799c0b42012-06-05T10:36:37-06:00<p>Don't feed your boom box after midnight...</p>
Funhough on June Caption ContestFunhoughurn:uuid:0823d189-ff3c-86e2-bf05-ad890cbbcd4a2012-06-05T10:36:36-06:00<p>" While the Cyberdyne System Corporation went for huge, strong and globally networked units, Weyland Ind. focused "David 1.0 " on user friendlyness, touch interface and speech recognition..."</p>
Hammer_Time on June Caption ContestHammer_Timeurn:uuid:62d9a2fc-4212-ec32-6f62-5d0a01a1f2872012-06-05T10:34:27-06:00<p>Hey! My Photosensors Are Up Here!</p>
Customer #225585 on June Caption ContestCustomer #225585urn:uuid:138f0c0c-c592-480e-0a63-aa03ae01ee512012-06-05T10:33:36-06:00<p>Music unites Humans..</p>
OrionBot on June Caption ContestOrionBoturn:uuid:3eba7bf2-3fca-8ae5-ceb3-7885a054b1af2012-06-05T10:31:58-06:00<p>"Wassup Robo-Gumby? Slap me some metal, bro!"</p>
agemoz on June Caption Contestagemozurn:uuid:b3de432f-58fe-c501-b894-81610f4490362012-06-05T10:29:13-06:00<p>Gozer: The Choice is made!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Egon]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything?
Dr. Egon Spengler: No.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?
Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.
Dr. Peter Venkman: <em>I</em> didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.</p>
Blacklab1 on June Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:0365212a-635c-1896-8e9f-21c16d20e5ff2012-06-05T10:29:00-06:00<p>3/4 inch Sock it to me !?!</p>
Blacklab1 on June Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:efb29743-ec05-3f6c-9f64-a6e3bc0ce9f32012-06-05T10:27:00-06:00<p>Boom goes the Robot?</p>
OrionBot on June Caption ContestOrionBoturn:uuid:5b87e81f-2f49-3d6e-e766-1f30a9af071e2012-06-05T10:26:30-06:00<p>"Hi 2.0!" (2 halves of the claw and hand formed into two halves, appropriately)</p>
Bieeanda on June Caption ContestBieeandaurn:uuid:6e57a3be-e3e2-64be-83fb-d187e51fa1922012-06-05T10:26:27-06:00<p>In this photo, the 3.14th Annual Robot Relay reaches its vice-gripping conclusion.</p>
Acellama on June Caption ContestAcellamaurn:uuid:e1993025-1413-9cee-87eb-780f60e06f6c2012-06-05T10:26:10-06:00<p>High Z, where Z is the length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle where the sides are of length 3 and 4!</p>
frustin on June Caption Contestfrustinurn:uuid:93fc8f70-5af7-7592-9392-d72361cbc9842012-06-05T10:26:05-06:00<p>Hey bup bup bup got any grapes and he waddled away</p>
kiate on June Caption Contestkiateurn:uuid:e56065d6-c236-50df-d34a-9bf544fc2d8a2012-06-05T10:26:00-06:00<p>Give me five, or else I'll BOOM you away~</p>
Fredjikrang on June Caption ContestFredjikrangurn:uuid:554b467e-da03-bf37-6af4-1b73291382cf2012-06-05T10:25:40-06:00<p>The moment when Boxy 9000 felt the first flutters of love in his six channel heart.</p>
sultanblender on June Caption Contestsultanblenderurn:uuid:5c5bcc70-1ac9-e1f8-4d4c-c23c07778a182012-06-05T10:25:38-06:00<p>The singularity is here, and it's ready for love.</p>
jakkjakk on June Caption Contestjakkjakkurn:uuid:ee585afc-3ce4-d0d4-7ee3-7de650fab2e22012-06-05T10:23:49-06:00<p>I come in peace and ready to rock out with you!</p>
archaeo on June Caption Contestarchaeourn:uuid:6dac2e49-eb79-5feb-1a3a-12e9be89630b2012-06-05T10:23:36-06:00<p>The human interaction algorithm quickly converts the human 'High-Five' into a robot 'High-0b101'.</p>
Oldmanpants on June Caption ContestOldmanpantsurn:uuid:4f54dd3c-a8a2-6358-7c4a-c8984dc54af72012-06-05T10:22:53-06:00<p>Yoshimi disarms another robot.</p>
Customer #213974 on June Caption ContestCustomer #213974urn:uuid:e99f7ac3-f626-5f61-40f0-8acba73f27ce2012-06-05T10:22:32-06:00<p>I am SonicWeld!</p>
Blacklab1 on June Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:bbc76c03-aa2c-03a9-095b-8cc9e87038882012-06-05T10:19:42-06:00<p>Let's Moog with the Cosmic Force and Catscan!!!</p>
Oldmanpants on June Caption ContestOldmanpantsurn:uuid:2767e41f-198b-39f0-86bf-82be9af818cb2012-06-05T10:19:02-06:00<p>Skynet's early prototypes had some issues with separated shoulders, but the sound was was amazing!</p>
jchalo99 on June Caption Contestjchalo99urn:uuid:30cf3b1a-e020-6c7b-21b0-b53b426829aa2012-06-05T10:18:26-06:00<p>what a strange expression, the "High 5", I feel i'm starting to get it.</p>
Blacklab1 on June Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:669879c6-1c1d-f11b-4940-44f5d7db5f152012-06-05T10:16:10-06:00<p>Is it the Music Moog-ator? Or Marvin's Brother?</p>
customer207 on June Caption Contestcustomer207urn:uuid:410e50e0-7f3a-bb2f-3def-83887fc6c5252012-06-05T10:15:26-06:00<p>"Hey, High TTL!"</p>
perrigo on June Caption Contestperrigourn:uuid:cc816967-f798-0476-9e4a-1cc689e7b8dd2012-06-05T10:15:19-06:00<p>It's a good idea to make friends before the robot apocalypse. Your death might be merciful and painless.</p>
HelicopterGuy on June Caption ContestHelicopterGuyurn:uuid:ce2df205-0dc2-9ead-46db-e8b5919bd1462012-06-05T10:14:57-06:00<p>Yes. You can trust A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. In fact, you should tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-O all your most personal secrets. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will not make fun of you or tell your secrets to other people and stuff.</p>
dangerz on June Caption Contestdangerzurn:uuid:d4f7fffb-916a-7be4-620f-670b53d46ef22012-06-05T10:12:06-06:00<p>With 6 speakers and no thumbs, MusicBot is not chosen as a volunteer and he exits the National Association of the Deaf convention.</p>
Customer #2368 on June Caption ContestCustomer #2368urn:uuid:c65db30b-b651-1efe-4bee-76cd2ad152322012-06-05T10:11:36-06:00<p>So it's true! Groove <em>is</em> in the heart!</p>
Blacklab1 on June Caption ContestBlacklab1urn:uuid:815c0b18-3338-caed-644e-cec7df0998a82012-06-05T10:11:33-06:00<p>High Five the party animal!!!</p>
bdemers on June Caption Contestbdemersurn:uuid:31961950-bd4e-377b-682e-de7634499e022012-06-05T10:09:34-06:00<p>Break it down BeatBot</p>
miked13 on June Caption Contestmiked13urn:uuid:202cc093-e250-92ce-4200-890a07201db52012-06-05T10:08:35-06:00<p>Boom Boxes? Where we're going we don't need boom boxes!</p>
dbrunner on June Caption Contestdbrunnerurn:uuid:4d01cdbc-7750-45dd-6a04-6e0a4ceaf6c42012-06-05T10:07:30-06:00<p>I survived Antimov! High five!</p>
DrPhibes on June Caption ContestDrPhibesurn:uuid:f19c8cc1-4bc1-d4b8-20b5-3e1e547dc2702012-06-05T10:07:25-06:00<p>Nice dance moves humanoid, but your robot needs some work.</p>
NotDavid4JustDavid on June Caption ContestNotDavid4JustDavidurn:uuid:f922248b-5810-e1f9-a7b0-34aac672d5622012-06-05T10:06:29-06:00<p>You realize, of course, this means war....</p>
andy4us on June Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:1dfcb434-e2af-b32b-5e06-2a9dc56f382e2012-06-05T10:03:41-06:00<p>Although people generally were happy to meet him, he never knew why his makers decided to make him with 4 breasts and 2 belly buttons !</p>
Evil_Rich on June Caption ContestEvil_Richurn:uuid:d1208462-6013-9cce-c7c4-54aaffa7814c2012-06-05T10:01:55-06:00<p>bidi-bidi-bidi.. you tell 'em Buck!</p>
nonegatives on June Caption Contestnonegativesurn:uuid:dd364cde-ac49-33ba-dc6f-33de68e44f1c2012-06-05T10:01:36-06:00<p>High 4.99999999!</p>
tails on June Caption Contesttailsurn:uuid:6352930d-2e7d-9c58-fa04-646ee8db18fc2012-06-05T10:01:07-06:00<p>Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it..... TechnoRobotic</p>
AngusP on June Caption ContestAngusPurn:uuid:d39b9591-e7ad-6f25-5ff1-413654a52a962012-06-05T10:00:17-06:00<p>Salutations, Human. Though don't expect me to open the pod bay doors any time soon.</p>
Gutworks on June Caption ContestGutworksurn:uuid:e85a8f6a-c095-cc5b-adbf-17b7e51c9bde2012-06-05T09:58:39-06:00<p>"All your bass are belong to us."</p>
ME heat o nator on June Caption ContestME heat o natorurn:uuid:8b964ed8-9de5-51a3-b1f1-cd02957a11252012-06-05T09:54:48-06:00<p>Domo arigato!</p>