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The Internet of Things is now ubiquitous, but even twenty two years after its introduction, much of it, even the simplest parts, remain much less customizable than many of us would like. Luckily, most of us (yes, you!) can do something about that.
If you have a craftsman in you, this little project is a great way to use up some excess wood and makes a nice gift for the holidays.