maalper

Member Since: March 4, 2009

Country: United States

  • News - March Caption Contest | about 2 years ago

    “Master takes leash off now and I puts down ‘AMOLED with Touchscreen.’ Deal?”

  • News - A Good Ol' Fashioned Capt… | about 2 years ago

    “The bad news is that there’s going to be no way to remove the rest of your Minnesota Vikings souvenir hat without risking further brain trauma.”

    “I guess it was a bad idea making that Brett Favre joke at Lambeau Field, huh? So what’s the good news?”

    “The good news is that one of the other surgeons knows a colleague in Boulder, CO, and he believes he knows the perfect place for you to fit in…”

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