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July 6, 2015
News - July Caption Contest
about 7 years ago
Clark comes to the realization that his new Quad Copter needs fans, not wheels...
While surfing the Internet, Clark fails to realize he has placed himself in grave danger by sitting on the wrong side of the safety barrier, at the "running of the robots" event in Spain.
After Godzilla fails to destroy Clark for fashion crimes, the Asian fashion police send the dreaded Gamera to "finish the job correctly."
Clark makes a subtle adjustment to the programming of his new "hay crapping" robot.
Clark attempts to destroy his new robot overlord, Gamera, by opening a shell command prompt and typing "rm -rf star dot star". Gamera is less than pleased at Clark for his efforts and turns him into a well known game character as punishment. Gamera then returns to the task at hand-- sorting hay into cubes.
Further member 697421 discovers that this web hosting site refuses to let you type "star dot star" in quotes using the punctuation keys...
In its latest fait accompli, Amazon delivers it's first item, (a hat), using the new Gamera delivery system developed shortly after the FCC put a stop to the drone overlords delivery system.
After powering up his new AI "Horta", Clark is amazed at its first words-- "No kill I".
After installing new "anti-children riding spikes", to his new Gamera robot, Clark re-initializes the device.
In order to safeguard his NSA treasure trove of information, Snowden preps his latest invention, the flying "Encrypt-o-capsule", (AKA: The Gamera Project), for final upload of all stolen NSA documents.
An NSA official puts the final touches on the software of the latest in stealth WiFi surveillance.
No public wish lists :(