The Monday after a long holiday weekend is always a little rough, but we're here to do our part to bring morale up - with a caption contest! If this isn't your first caption rodeo you know the rules and regulations, but here they are again:
The winner will receive a box of specially-selected mystery electronics that we've assembled. We don't want to give the contents away, but let's just say passers-by have been caressing it enviously, and its value is somewhere in the $200 range. Now get to it!