June Caption Contest

Time to flex your captioning muscles!

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I realized today that it's been a while since we did a caption contest. In fact, I didn't do a caption contest for the whole month of April! That's on me - so to make up for it, today we are going to have two winners. Whoever provides the best caption (as determined by me) to the photo below will receive a free "Broke It? Fix it!" wishlist.

The "Broke It? Fix it!" wishlist includes a handful of useful stuff - the Heaterizer XL-3000, some Sugru, a few hand tools, a soldering iron and solder, electrical tape, and Polymorph. Leave your caption in the comments below. The contest will end at 10 a.m. Mountain Time tomorrow (June 6, 2012). Good luck and may the best caption win!


Comments 251 comments

  • c2squared / about 10 years ago * / 50

    digitalWrite(5, HIGH);

  • Gutworks / about 10 years ago / 30

    "All your bass are belong to us."

    • andy4us / about 10 years ago / 8

      Problem with floating the highest ranked to the top is that most entries at the bottom will never get read. So to win, you need to be one of the first posters, AND just keep get starred enough to keep you at the top.

    • kilowattcommando / about 10 years ago / 1

      This is what immediately came to mind for me too. Good call.

    • My favorite so far!

  • nonegatives / about 10 years ago / 12

    High 4.99999999!

  • stmrocket / about 10 years ago / 9

    include HiFive.h

    • Kevin Vermeer / about 10 years ago / 7

      In the comments, a # begins a heading, and `` are stripped so you can't put in HTML. To display this properly, you should format it as code by adding four leading spaces:

      #include HiFive.h 
      

      though most C filenames are lowercase, and should probably remain so to prevent ambiguity when mixing code between filesystems that are case sensitive, case preserving, and not case preserving. Finally, angle brackets are usually reserved for system includes, while I'd expect HiFive.h to be in user code and get " quotes for the inclusion. Therefore, I propose

      #include "hi_five.h"
      

      as an improvement on the above, which is already pretty funny.

  • woodr / about 10 years ago / 7

    No one suspected that this was a real robot who had found the perfect disguise.

  • ZackW / about 10 years ago / 7

    I thought his communication protocol used handshaking to initiate....

  • Member #302586 / about 10 years ago / 7

    Phase 1 Earth Domination Complete: Earn Human Trust

  • cooldude42 / about 10 years ago / 7

    "High fi..... squirrel!"

  • macetech / about 10 years ago / 5

    Can you please pretend that I am destroying you, human? My dad is watching....

  • eewestcoaster / about 10 years ago / 4

    Your QR code is showing...

  • eclipsh / about 10 years ago / 4

    Sadly, Music Bot's requests for shoulder repair continued to be misinterpreted.

  • R_Phoenix / about 10 years ago / 4

    HELLO WORLD!

  • hayedid / about 10 years ago / 4

    High 00000101!

  • ChipC / about 10 years ago / 4
    • 1.) Build robot suit
    • 2.) High five people
    • 3.) ???
    • 4.) $$$ Profit!
  • Yes. You can trust A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. In fact, you should tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-O all your most personal secrets. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will not make fun of you or tell your secrets to other people and stuff.

  • tails / about 10 years ago / 4

    Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it..... TechnoRobotic

  • Blacklab1 / about 10 years ago * / 3

    3/4 inch Sock it to me !?!

  • andy4us / about 10 years ago / 3

    Although people generally were happy to meet him, he never knew why his makers decided to make him with 4 breasts and 2 belly buttons !

  • trevor / about 10 years ago / 2

    Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

  • RobotDude / about 10 years ago / 2

    boxes painted silver: $2.25. dryer vent: $5.69. speakers stolen from my Dad's Ventura: $25.89 Walking around pretending to be a Robot: priceless!

  • Roboviking / about 10 years ago * / 2

    sudo give me a high five

  • heuristicist / about 10 years ago / 2

    I thought passing the Turing Test was supposed to be difficult?

  • IFF / about 10 years ago / 2

    Four... and synthetic!

  • mdurham88 / about 10 years ago / 2

    "I said build a robot, not a bro-bot!"

  • alanbr / about 10 years ago / 2

    5 dB High!

  • alanbr / about 10 years ago / 2

    High 0101

  • suarez / about 10 years ago / 2

    Give me a resounding Hi-Fi

  • Woohoo! High 00110101!

  • hamtoro / about 10 years ago / 2

    Seen in its original form, "Giving someone the clamps" was originally intended to be a benevolent gesture.

  • BrandonB / about 10 years ago / 2

    Nice set of tweeters!

  • Striker121 / about 10 years ago / 2
    * HUMAN DETECTED *
    *ENGAGE HIGH-FIVE*
    * INITIATE DANCE *
    *ASSIMILATE HUMAN*
    *BEGIN PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
    
  • Myke / about 10 years ago / 2

    These are not the Droids you're looking for...

  • John Price / about 10 years ago / 2

    hi-fi high five

  • Member #55564 / about 10 years ago / 2

    Guest Speaker

  • R0B0T1CS / about 10 years ago / 2

    High-Fi!

  • besidemyself / about 10 years ago / 2

    Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another Dimension, Another Dimension

    Well Now don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got numbers beyond what you can dial Maybe it's because I'm so versatile Style profile I said It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child From the Hudson River out to the Nile I run the marathon til the very last mile If you battle me I will revile People always say my style is wild You've got gall you've got guile To step to me I'm a rapophile If you want to battle your in denial Coming from Uranus to check my style Go ahead put my rhymes on trial Cast you off into exile

    Intergalactic planetary Planetary intergalactic

    Jazz and Awol that's our team Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend I like my sugar with coffee and cream Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean On the tough guy style I'm not too keen To try to change the world I will plot and scheme Mario C likes to keep it clean Gonna shine like a sun beam Keep on rapping cause that's my dream Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes When it comes to envy y'all is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine Another dimension new galaxy Intergalactic planetary

    Intergalactic planetary Planetary intergalactic

    From the family tree of old school hip hop Kick off your shoes and relax your socks The rhymes will spread just like a pox Cause the music is live like an electric shock I am known to do the Wop Also known for the Flintstone Flop Tammy D getting biz on the crop Beastie Boys known to let the beat... drop When I wrote graffiti my name was Slop If my rap's soup my beats is stock Step from the tables as I start to chop I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock If you try to knock me you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

    Intergalactic planetary Planetary intergalactic Another dimension do it

    ;-) ;-) ;-)

  • Lowlight / about 10 years ago / 2

    I for one welcome our new robot overlords with an exuberant high 5!

  • Stujfiter / about 10 years ago / 2

    My heart's a stereo, It beats for you so listen close...

  • Member #104909 / about 10 years ago / 2

    I go to 11!

  • kejaed / about 10 years ago / 2

    Is that an Arduino in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • gmrple / about 10 years ago / 2

    Truely, the carbon based life forms' communication protocol requires too many degrees of freedom.

  • AlexMay / about 10 years ago / 2

    Our only hope was to teach them to be our friends.

    Turns out, humans are still absurdly paranoid.

    We had planned to be kind masters.

  • tommy321 / about 10 years ago / 2

    Binary Solo! 0000001 0000011 0000111 0001111

  • Deadmau5 (exterior design) and Kraftwerk (mechatronics) collaborated to make... Der Robo7.

  • Franchie / about 10 years ago / 2

    It might look like a high-5 to you, but I'm a Martian and you're now pregnant...

  • jmedved / about 10 years ago / 2

    Exterminate! Exterminate!

  • OrionBot / about 10 years ago / 2

    "Wassup Robo-Gumby? Slap me some metal, bro!"

  • archaeo / about 10 years ago / 2

    The human interaction algorithm quickly converts the human 'High-Five' into a robot 'High-0b101'.

  • Oldmanpants / about 10 years ago / 2

    Yoshimi disarms another robot.

  • customer207 / about 10 years ago / 2

    "Hey, High TTL!"

  • dangerz / about 10 years ago / 2

    With 6 speakers and no thumbs, MusicBot is not chosen as a volunteer and he exits the National Association of the Deaf convention.

  • Member #2368 / about 10 years ago / 2

    So it's true! Groove is in the heart!

  • dbrunner / about 10 years ago / 2

    I survived Antimov! High five!

  • Not even quadraphonic sound can Talk To The Hand.

  • Shakerobo / about 10 years ago / 1

    I see you!!

  • prophead100 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Rock on Dorothy. Meet me at the wizard's robot lab

  • dfletche / about 10 years ago / 1

    QL code: hit me!

  • These are for decoration. In space, no-one can hear the music.

  • Jade / about 10 years ago / 1

    What a nice pair of... eye sockets!

  • FrankM / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Yes! Robo-band Man.. the next Speaker of the House!"

  • Pelican / about 10 years ago / 1

    Thor the Tin God of Thunder

  • cjh08052 / about 10 years ago / 1

    During his 40-years-into-the-future trek to learn from the according-to-Pete amplifier; SparkFunion learned many new futuristic customs - including the "High Claw"

    ;-> (cjh)

  • mattstroud / about 10 years ago / 1

    You have 4 nipples! Or are you just happy to see me!

  • Member #241409 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Thanks Rosey for scaring George with that hideous metal totem.

  • themryan / about 10 years ago / 1

    Marvin is happy with the new Sparkfun personality upgrade.

  • Hello I can sing without my mouth….ha…ha..ha

  • Member #125523 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "If this is the best they've got around here, in six months we'll be running this planet."

    (hint: planet of the apes)

  • Member #125523 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I'll bet they think there's a human inside of me..."

  • EvilGenius121 / about 10 years ago / 1

    The robot invasion has started. Upon watching many earth films about failed robot invasions, we have decided to take over the world with friendliness.

  • Shashank2 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Enough socializing! Now take me to your leader.

  • Shashank2 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Enough socializing! Now take me to your leader.

  • North Alabama PC / about 10 years ago / 1

    DNA sample acquired! I fooled them with my good looks but the the leader disapproves, please don't disassemble me!

  • Finally_Joe / about 10 years ago / 1

    iWoofer

  • MenchFrest / about 10 years ago / 1

    You're turn to wrestle the giant head puny human

  • Rohanc / about 10 years ago / 1

    "So... after the dance you wanna get some icecream?"

  • iKing18 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Get out of my way, giant floating face is chasing me..."

  • Spark_fun_newbie / about 10 years ago / 1

    1)Mr beat bot was spotted giving high five to voters, as he campaigned for presidency.

    2) wouldn't u like to be a pepper too

  • if(touch5 == HIGH) { tone(π); }

  • mbad / about 10 years ago / 1

    Johnny High Five feels ALIVE!

  • tayken / about 10 years ago / 1

    High CLAMPS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuIgqY-Q7f4

  • Demolishun / about 10 years ago * / 1

    In a robotic voice:

    No human. You are not granted audience to speak with our metal god. Do not attempt to sway my sensory perception with your longitudinally aligned energy fields.

  • Member #229462 / about 10 years ago / 1

    High Fives for the brobot

  • fraguada / about 10 years ago / 1

    Oops, that claw was not properly shielded...

  • Flukesy / about 10 years ago / 1

    Human! Come here, human. Come on, I wont bite. How about you sneak into the Sparkfun warehouse and get me some Sugru, Polymorph, a soldering iron, solder, some electrical tape and a Heaterizer XL-3000 so that I can fix my arm. High five Good, human.

  • Member #314971 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Please, you mustn't do that! The Face does not understand 'Talk to the hand.'"

  • Troy Johnson / about 10 years ago / 1

    ...then I brought it back around for the meat bag "windmill low five" but ended up playing the "keep your hands off my shiny metal a**" audio file instead.

  • Base2 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Debug console: Awkward mascot gesture #7 not found! Trying #5...

  • willnue / about 10 years ago / 1

    "One up, One Down"

  • elmer_fud / about 10 years ago / 1

    This is what happens when you let the rapper design the robot

  • beagle.fan / about 10 years ago / 1

    How to sneak into Maker Faire.

  • TurboTronics / about 10 years ago / 1

    Beat Box... Your doing it wrong.

  • TQT / about 10 years ago / 1

    --

  • cmcgonag / about 10 years ago / 1

    After defeating the metallic reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, AWESOM-O proceeded to bring the Super Bass back to Nicki Minage while celebrating a few "void highFives()" along the way.

  • Gerdid1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Just like I,Robot, first friends then... enemies.

       Look, there's VIKI"
    
  • JGuthridge / about 10 years ago / 1

    Oh yea!!! My electrons boogy all-night-long!!!

  • DannyTech / about 10 years ago / 1
    #include "A.W.E.S.O.M.-O"
    
  • Bunk / about 10 years ago / 1

    Jukebot plays tunes while displaying some impressive moves.

  • Member #327368 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hey i might be a robot but i got feelings, Give it up top!

  • Grimjack73 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Dude did you break Zardoz again.... Yeah he doesn't seem to like my loud music.

  • Gizmoguy / about 10 years ago / 1

    Introducing SquareBot.... our first fully autonomous square dancing robot! Complete with smart phone integration for easy song selection.

  • Now that's a HiFi High 5!

  • member # one / about 10 years ago / 1

    "HAHA, very funny!. No I'm not the guest speaker of the day. I'm actually just looking for my brother...Mike"

  • tonyvr / about 10 years ago / 1

    Dwight fends off another aggressive tin-panhandler at the Maker Faire.

  • ResistanceIsFutile / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I am C4PO, human-cyborg relations, now with gesture recognition."

  • Circuitsoft / about 10 years ago / 1

    Art Vs. Science - Magic Fountain

  • TheRegnirps / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hello Meatbags! In the language of all Robot kind.

    TRUE Constant Love
    HighFive arm raise slap ;
    Clamp bodypart locate squeeze ;

    ?Worthy Forth Love if HighFive else Clamp then ;

    ?Worthy

  • jojackso / about 10 years ago / 1

    While the DJ Roomba's cousin felt he was making an impression with the humans, he felt his timing could have been better for his el-wire would not be very visible until darkness fell upon the land.

  • CNCguy / about 10 years ago / 1

    If the scarecrow gets a brain, can I trade my speakers in for a heart?

  • ATtiny Fan / about 10 years ago / 1

    Mr.Robot realizied one day that he had never reached his goal of being a movie star and set out in search of work at the local amusement park.

  • Nadav Ami / about 10 years ago * / 1

    Sonny: What does this action signify? [High Five] As you walked in the room, when you looked at the other human. What does it mean? [High Five]

    Detective Spooner: It's a sign of trust. It's a human thing. You wouldn't understand.

  • criffe88 / about 10 years ago / 1

    radiohead... more like radiochest

  • Member #321443 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Last place in the Sparkfun Autonomous Robot Competition!! Everyone gets a trophy, right?!?! High Five, er . . . ONE!!

  • Ezman / about 10 years ago / 1

    Input! Input!!!

  • zhanx / about 10 years ago / 1

    blaupunkt's new stereo robot seen in the wild. Chip Foose's team did an excellent job getting it ready.

  • laptopman / about 10 years ago / 1

    greeting = digitalRead(righthand); if greeting == HIGH; {mouth.println("'sup?");}

  • rebelzach / about 10 years ago / 1

    Up top ro-bro!

  • erich_7719 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Clap to the beat of hi-5.

  • geo79 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Not on the clamp, IN the clamp!

  • Robotics Guy / about 10 years ago / 1

    "This would be so much easier if I had hands.."

  • North Alabama PC / about 10 years ago / 1

    High palm to 2 and stop trying to take photos of my hip you perv, oh sorry that is were they pasted that QR code, scan it all you want.

  • Ted M / about 10 years ago / 1

    The next step in the evolution of a boombox.

  • TLAlexander / about 10 years ago / 1

    Not a caption, but very related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q (probably some profanity, fyi)

  • SgtJake / about 10 years ago / 1

    Ah, I feel so excepted by the humans..

  • Member #120239 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Robots dig Heavy Metal!

  • tecknurd / about 10 years ago / 1

    C3PO ancestor in a career as a DJ no as an Rockin' DJ just spreading some carbon.

  • MrWidget / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hi Five, er.. One, Dude! Ever hear the one about Micro Farad and Millie Amp?

  • FlippinJax / about 10 years ago / 1

    Ha ha… they didn’t expect the car horn behind the eyes!

  • Blueblast88 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "High five me, it will make a dub step beat!"

  • Member #298237 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Mr. Roboto has the funky moves to back up his killer sound system. Oh yes !

  • dkt01 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Metal man does not approve of this man-machine camaraderie.

  • MirithD / about 10 years ago / 1

    Upon seeing the terrible face of the robot god upon its glowing altar of LEDs and stainless steel, the XRS-500 is driven mad and flees in terror. Bystanders could hear it screaming "Io! Io! Arduino Fhtagn!"

  • nagmier / about 10 years ago / 1

    The all new DIY Walkman

  • schnabel45 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Wondertwin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of Partybot2000

  • d w / about 10 years ago / 1

    You got to worship all that is mullet on the guy in the black shirt!

  • rben13 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I should have known when they asked me to be the guest speaker ...

  • bbotany / about 10 years ago / 1

    On the morning of the first day of the fair, they reprogrammed the "Hi-FI Bot" into the "High-Five" bot that had actually been ordered.

  • SergeantSarcasm / about 10 years ago / 1

    Inspired by her great uncle, Rebecca Turing came up with a test of her own: when a machine's sweet pair of tweets become indistinguishable from her own.

  • Freezerbee / about 10 years ago / 1

    Sadly, J.A.M.M.S. could not comprehend that by playing "Who Let the Dog's Out" at full volume, he was simultaneously violating all three of Asimov's laws of robotics.

  • dashafer / about 10 years ago / 1

    "haha now you have aids"

  • let me think of one / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I always said dubstep would destroy the world!"

  • Kenneth Henderick / about 10 years ago / 1

    Oooh, oooeeeh, I touched a human. Did you saw it?

  • bleudeciel16 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Watt's up blood-bag?

  • SuperCrackMunkey / about 10 years ago / 1

    You deal with the giant metal Moai...

  • Member #200027 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Give me Hi-Fi!

  • Member #278912 / about 10 years ago / 1

    According to Pete 6/10/2021: I finally finished my audio project!!!

  • ElegantElectrons / about 10 years ago * / 1

    This is Sparkfun's new robotics kit, AwesomeBot. It follows you around, plays "Eye of the Tiger" when you enter a room, and gives high fives.

  • Bro, your dubstep CD is skipping...

  • orderthruchaos / about 10 years ago / 1

    Greetings, humans. Time to meet your Makers.

  • "It'll be great!" they said..."You'll have a blast! You'll be a robot! It's a great costume!" they said...they left out the "IT'S 95% DEGREES IN HERE" part. I have to pee.

  • Yodaob1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    DANGER Pete Dokter DANGER

  • kfitch42 / about 10 years ago / 1

    The SpeakerFun bot refused to listen to Mom when she said "Kill all humans".

  • Alfonso82 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Run and don't look back, the decepticons are coming

  • teekaytk / about 10 years ago / 1

    "In Robot Land We Have Sex By Touching Palms"

  • chartle / about 10 years ago / 1

    Up top, down low, too slow. PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED

  • play4work / about 10 years ago / 1

    HI-SPARK baby !

  • Great music comes from happy robots, Happy robots come from sparkfun

  • netamorfosis / about 10 years ago / 1

    This robot can do Hi-Five but he only plays Mr. Roboto :S

  • nonegatives / about 10 years ago / 1

    Why do they keep misinterpreting my requests to "do the robot?"

  • vwgreen77 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Face: Did you see that human! They just high-five'd that robot's arm out of its socket!!!

  • chrisrice93 / about 10 years ago / 1

    So damn hot in here, milk was a bad choice.

  • Member #329489 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Yes! Another non-robotic friend!"

  • HairlessBaboon / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hark at the music-cow! Suckle at his high-bass nipples! (bit risqué?)

  • Everett / about 10 years ago / 1

    I only do this for the chicks...

  • rjb / about 10 years ago / 1

    Let me get that thron out of your hand - Human!

  • nerdboy64 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "High 00000101" just isn't quite as catchy.

  • Akaishi / about 10 years ago / 1

    Robot? What robot?

  • MisterFuzzy / about 10 years ago / 1

    After corruption by a sentient computer system, RoB-3RT found it difficult to defy his previous social functions.

  • disabelle / about 10 years ago / 1

    his sound system has a new hi-fi feture it will blow ur mind

  • disabelle / about 10 years ago / 1

    looks like Mr. Roboto is back from styx

  • disabelle / about 10 years ago / 1

    This guy has a sound system that will shake your hand off

  • dksmall / about 10 years ago / 1

    Android X now available to consumers.

  • OhmMyGadgets / about 10 years ago / 1

    High five, and Asimov jive!

  • Relayer / about 10 years ago / 1

    Forget Square Dancing... This is CUBE DANCING!!

  • NorthStreetLabs / about 10 years ago / 1

    "YEA BOI!"

  • Shadow13 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Meet ROB-ert SparkFun's newest employee...

  • Lion XL / about 10 years ago * / 1

    "I am sparkticus... your Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been... is over. From this time forward... you will...HIGH 5!!!

  • 0077 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Feel the buzz.....no wait!!!

  • mftkoehler / about 10 years ago / 1

    Fourth law of robotics: a robot must accept halfhearted high fives from humans except where this would conflict with laws 1-3.

  • Zen Reversal / about 10 years ago / 1

    Yeah, of course they're implants - but they were so worth it!

  • horack / about 10 years ago / 1

    Sending the T1 back in time = epic fail. Fast forward to the T100: lose the speakers, add some built-in hate of carbon life-forms, and you got yourself a proper Terminator.

  • CF / about 10 years ago / 1

    First, pacify the humans with music. Next, ATTACK WITH CLAWS!

  • Sl33per / about 10 years ago / 1

    Thank goodness I am wearing my AXE body spray today.

  • Maker rock is in the house tonight...Every day I'm building stuff!

    or

    LMFAO's dancing robot is nothing compared to a Maker's robot beat!

  • joecentric / about 10 years ago / 1

    Nice woofers.

  • Member #61002 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Feel my bass...

  • bman49er / about 10 years ago / 1

    Pre-Skynet, killer-5 bots were known as just high-5 bots

  • robot: Sup, bro.

    (robot high-fives human)

    human: Sup.

  • war_spigot / about 10 years ago / 1

    "I'm amped up for Maker Faire!"

    "Look at metal mouth back there, know'm sayin'?"

  • GCF / about 10 years ago / 1

    Humans, feeling comforted by the robot's friendly smile, quickly forget that the robot is only tuned to the Brown Note.

  • Well. . .my mother was a boombox.

  • Member #329465 / about 10 years ago / 1

    you hear techno, we hear "i have their trust, attack now"

  • horack / about 10 years ago * / 1

    void respond() {

    if (avlbl_pwr=MIN) do_Play_Dead(); else if (avlbl_pwr=MED) do_Blast_Ride_of_the_Valkyries(); else { while (avlbl_pwr less-than-or-equal LOW) do_HighFive(); // false sense of security do_Crush_Kill_Destroy(); // then WHAM } }

  • Assert me 5 Dude, you won't interrupt me!!!

  • Blacklab1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    See I told you Robbie the love Bot was here...

  • Jamster / about 10 years ago / 1

    This mouth does not show how I am feeling right now. Thankfully.

  • Member #249285 / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Hey, I'm powered by flatulus too"

  • heyjoe / about 10 years ago / 1

    Give me some skin! No, really, give me some skin!

  • kilowattcommando / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Whats up fender? Hey, who invited Andross?"

  • KnightsTour / about 10 years ago / 1

    Don't touch my speakers... and don't stare at them either!

  • bdin / about 10 years ago / 1

    Penn Jillette looks on from the background as Teller's communication bot undergoes it's final testing.

  • Jopollo / about 10 years ago / 1

    The robot minions maintain a friendly demeanor as they take their positions among the unsuspecting humans.

  • cooldude42 / about 10 years ago / 1

    If only they knew..were taking over the world!!!

  • Member #207687 / about 10 years ago / 1

    A robot interacting with a civilian through the high-5 handshake routine.

  • Smaks / about 10 years ago / 1

    Here we see Happy the BoomboxBot ignoring a human' order to stop, as he desperately tries to escape Giant Frowning Head Bot.

  • SoggyWaffles / about 10 years ago / 1

    If i could come up with something clever I would enter it here.

  • The evil instructables robot clone strike's again!

  • Jon Mayer / about 10 years ago / 1

    Don't feed your boom box after midnight...

  • Funhough / about 10 years ago / 1

    " While the Cyberdyne System Corporation went for huge, strong and globally networked units, Weyland Ind. focused "David 1.0 " on user friendlyness, touch interface and speech recognition..."

  • Hammer_Time / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hey! My Photosensors Are Up Here!

  • Member #225585 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Music unites Humans..

  • agemoz / about 10 years ago / 1

    Gozer: The Choice is made! Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa! Gozer: The Traveller has come! Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything! [turns to Egon] Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything? Dr. Egon Spengler: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU? Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank. Dr. Peter Venkman: I didn't choose anything... [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray] Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

  • OrionBot / about 10 years ago / 1

    "Hi 2.0!" (2 halves of the claw and hand formed into two halves, appropriately)

  • Bieeanda / about 10 years ago / 1

    In this photo, the 3.14th Annual Robot Relay reaches its vice-gripping conclusion.

  • Acellama / about 10 years ago / 1

    High Z, where Z is the length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle where the sides are of length 3 and 4!

  • frustin / about 10 years ago / 1

    Hey bup bup bup got any grapes and he waddled away

  • kiate / about 10 years ago / 1

    Give me five, or else I'll BOOM you away~

  • Fredjikrang / about 10 years ago / 1

    The moment when Boxy 9000 felt the first flutters of love in his six channel heart.

  • sultanblender / about 10 years ago / 1

    The singularity is here, and it's ready for love.

  • jakkjakk / about 10 years ago / 1

    I come in peace and ready to rock out with you!

  • Member #213974 / about 10 years ago / 1

    I am SonicWeld!

  • Blacklab1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Let's Moog with the Cosmic Force and Catscan!!!

  • Oldmanpants / about 10 years ago / 1

    Skynet's early prototypes had some issues with separated shoulders, but the sound was was amazing!

  • jchalo99 / about 10 years ago / 1

    what a strange expression, the "High 5", I feel i'm starting to get it.

  • Blacklab1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    Is it the Music Moog-ator? Or Marvin's Brother?

  • perrigo / about 10 years ago / 1

    It's a good idea to make friends before the robot apocalypse. Your death might be merciful and painless.

  • Blacklab1 / about 10 years ago / 1

    High Five the party animal!!!

  • bdemers / about 10 years ago / 1

    Break it down BeatBot

  • Boom Boxes? Where we're going we don't need boom boxes!

  • DrPhibes / about 10 years ago / 1

    Nice dance moves humanoid, but your robot needs some work.

  • NotDavid4JustDavid / about 10 years ago / 1

    You realize, of course, this means war....

  • Evil_Rich / about 10 years ago / 1

    bidi-bidi-bidi.. you tell 'em Buck!

  • Salutations, Human. Though don't expect me to open the pod bay doors any time soon.

  • ME heat o nator / about 10 years ago / 1

    Domo arigato!

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