April Caption Contest

It's time for a little bit of fun. Let's hear your best caption!

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It's time again for your monthly caption contest! The rules are simple:

  • Leave your funniest clean caption in the comments section below. We reserve the right to delete captions that we deem inappropriate. We’re not too stingy, but try to keep it moderately PG-13.
  • Captions submitted any other way besides in the comment section will not be accepted. That means do not use the feedback form!
  • Captions will be accepted from the moment this post goes live until Friday, April 11th at 10 a.m. Mountain Time.
  • Please only one caption per person. Please!
  • A crack team of humor experts will pick the winner and we will announce it next week.

Here is today's photo:

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The winner will receive $100 in SparkFun credit! Submit your captions below! Good luck!


Comments 256 comments

  • User Name / about 8 years ago / 22

    "You'll notice, our new model is black, with a yellow border."

  • tetsujin / about 8 years ago / 16

    My head is cold, my beard is bold, I have a bird I like to hold.

    • ElegantElectrons / about 8 years ago * / 4

      From the new Dr Seuss sparkfun book, "One LED, Two LED, Red LED, Blue LED". Well played.

      (edit: Make that book and I WILL read it to my daughter)

  • Digisynth / about 8 years ago / 9

    A Sparkfun employee explains that even for geeks picking up chicks isn't that difficult. Just be gentle and have confidence!

  • ManDrake / about 8 years ago / 8

    Our newest sensor will allow you to measure the airspeed velocity of any unladen bird.

    • LightManCA / about 8 years ago / 3

      African or European?

        • LightManCA / about 8 years ago / 1

          You just died. You can no longer win the caption contest. Unless.. you bring me a shrubbery!

          • Digisynth / about 8 years ago / 1

            I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! :D

            • LightManCA / about 8 years ago / 1

              :D Well played sir.

              However....

              [Apoligies to anyone else trying to read this thread]

              Man: You sit here, dear.

              Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

    • Member #317716 / about 8 years ago / 1

      ... an unladen swallow. At least get the quote right. (I wish I'd thought of it.)

  • pam-mo / about 8 years ago / 8

    It's hard to source a good tweeter.

  • Eric Fialkowski / about 8 years ago / 6

    If you look at this picture and see a man holding a bird, you need better ventilation while soldering.

  • Member #134226 / about 8 years ago / 6

    I will love him and keep him, and call him George.

  • Anachronomer / about 8 years ago / 6

    Enginursday: Hardware Implementation of Flappy Bird!

  • GreenLite / about 8 years ago / 5

    I built a pickup line generator and it worked marvelously. Check out this cute chick i picked up.

  • JohnathanN. / about 8 years ago * / 5

    Today on Sparkfun's Adopt a Pet we have "Fluffy." "Fluffy" keeps mostly to himself and is a very good pet. He is great for companionship and also will keep unwanted visitors out. He also comes with a bird that he will not put down. We see that as a bonus.

  • PicklesTheDrummer / about 8 years ago / 5

    What? Ducks can be metal.

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 5

    The first entry into the AVC 2014 - aerial division.

  • Yodaob1 / about 8 years ago / 5

    Chicks dig the 555 timer.

  • quidproquo / about 8 years ago / 5

    "Hodor!" - Hodor

  • ElegantElectrons / about 8 years ago * / 4

    Meet our billing department. They're a bunch of quacks if you ask me.

  • Member #236468 / about 8 years ago / 4

    Why die the Ducky cross the road.....?? Why it was to visit the Chicken...

  • RickRoh / about 8 years ago / 3

    "I will love it and I will hold it and I will hug it and I will pet it and I will feed it, George. Yes. And I will shield it, George! I will WIFI shield it and I will GPS shield it and I will ..."

  • Member #472657 / about 8 years ago / 3

    Aww, that's cute, cuddly, and fluffy - I shall call him 'FLUFF' - oh and he's holding a baby chick.

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago * / 3

    "Meet the new Quacker-in-Residence"

  • Member #416269 / about 8 years ago / 3

    Duck, I'm your father.

  • Grey Wolf / about 8 years ago / 3

    This is not the Eagle Light I was expecting.

  • ftrocchi / about 8 years ago / 3

    You're in good hands... with SparkFun

  • LED addict / about 8 years ago / 3

    I won't let you have him. my mother taught me never to give someone the bird.

  • Just so you know I looked long and hard for a picture of John Coffey holding the mouse in The Green Mile to post here...

    no such luck.

  • Blueblast88 / about 8 years ago / 3

    "Welcome to our friday new product post, we have no new products this week so I brought a bird."

  • Han_Sojoe / about 8 years ago / 2

    "DUCK!" "No, it's a ch..." WHAM!

  • Member #543882 / about 8 years ago / 2

    I, take thee, to be my Tweety Bird , to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; and I promise to be faithful to you till death metal do us part.

  • We now carry a bird and a hot guy :)

  • Member #279477 / about 8 years ago / 2

    In addition to tweets, the upgraded interfaces include USBeak and WhyFly.

  • Member #456272 / about 8 years ago / 2

    As a late April Fools' Day prank, Mike will randomly replace our Arduino-Day-Orders with ducks (and possibly bunnies).

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 2

    "Next time that Nick Poole asks me to do something I'll pass..."

  • GregFR / about 8 years ago / 2

    Dude, when I said let's go pick up chicks, this isn't what I meant.

  • Member #475722 / about 8 years ago / 2

    Here at Sparkfun, we believe that If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's a duck!

  • Member #534377 / about 8 years ago / 2

    Free gift with purchase of EggBot.

  • zool / about 8 years ago / 2

    I said 'hand me that chip', not 'hand me that chick'

  • LightManCA / about 8 years ago / 2

    And on this new product Friday we introduce our new Random Tweet Generator. The organic components of this generator really makes a great random product. This is a very unique product for us, because unlike most of our products it requires sustenance, and loves.

  • Member #543403 / about 8 years ago / 2

    Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

  • Member #225503 / about 8 years ago * / 2

    And it runs on Biofuel.

  • da5id_underscore / about 8 years ago / 2

    This tweeter remains linear to 60 KHz. It can however get a little messy.

  • Brandon James / about 8 years ago / 2

    New Product Friday, Angry Birds.

  • schwal / about 8 years ago / 2

    "Vehicles must have an option for manual control. Fully autonomous vehicles (no ability to take over control) will not be allowed." Dammit. At least I can still enter my greyhound in the ground competition.

  • User Name / about 8 years ago * / 2

    Removed

  • RyeMAC3 / about 8 years ago / 2

    A bird in the hand is worth two Arduinos.

  • Last week SF had their annual Photos With Your Pet Day where everyone could get a professional picture taken in front of a lovely backdrop. This year they also had a prize for the employe who most resembles their pet. And the winner is.....

  • kooth / about 8 years ago / 2

    No! I am NOT your mother!

  • User Name / about 8 years ago * / 2

    Removed

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 2

    He thawt he thaw a puddy cat?

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 2

    This would have been appropriate a week or two ago: "SparkFun extends Fluke the bird"

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 2

    This new product is "Cheap Cheap"

  • Member #383088 / about 8 years ago / 2

    Get into my belly...

  • Brother Theo / about 8 years ago / 2

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bushy beard

    • melstav / about 8 years ago / 2

      Please.... This is SparkFun.

      A bird in the hand is worth two bridging the busbars.

  • XBuilder / about 8 years ago / 1

    I am holding a duck. Your argument is invalid.

  • Member #545428 / about 8 years ago / 1

    And open up the church and see all the PEEPle.

  • Member #545428 / about 8 years ago / 1

    A Bird in the hand is worth two in the Bushing.

  • As you can see now, the first one is now invisible. When the capacitors are completely recharged the second one will appear to disappear also, watch!

  • Beelzebot / about 8 years ago / 1

    Do these come in blue?

  • Tenacious_Techhunter / about 8 years ago * / 1

    Losing his bet that he could eliminate the need for a Mindwave by using meditation to link his mind to a trained carrier pigeon.

  • Member #527113 / about 8 years ago / 1

    This new product needs special tweetment and then put on the bill.

  • " I am on top of the food chain. Come to my belly, you little thing"

  • Tozian / about 8 years ago / 1

    Presenting our Avian Breakout Board Mini.

  • Member #428629 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "I will name him George, I will hug him, and pet him and squeese him"

    from an old Looney Tunes cartoon for those of you too young to remember... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI

  • TwoCents / about 8 years ago / 1

    Typical hardware guy ..... no idea what software is.

  • Member #480667 / about 8 years ago / 1

    See how big I am.

  • Member #527012 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Decipher for the correct meaning.

    M R Ducks. M R Not Ducks. OSAR. CDBD I's! LIB, M R Ducks!

  • Member #527012 / about 8 years ago / 1

    When your 'bot can snatch the duckling from my hand unharmed, you are ready, Grasshopper.

  • Rob Schwartz / about 8 years ago / 1

    Unveiling our latest product- the Sparkfun Twitter client.

  • Member #330677 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Introducing the SparkFun African Swallow. An amazing new product; capable of carrying coconuts and turning almost any plant matter into energy

  • Feeling down.

  • Member #317716 / about 8 years ago / 1

    I don't care if all I have is down and stubby wings. If he tries to eat me I'm flappin' my bloody head off.

  • Beemer / about 8 years ago / 1

    and nothing up my sleeves.....except my sleeves...

  • Parizival / about 8 years ago / 1

    This gentle giant illustrates the effectiveness of the sparkfun pickup line generator to pick up chicks.

  • Member #459850 / about 8 years ago / 1

    This is NOT what I ordered.

  • MechaTweak / about 8 years ago / 1

    The jock yelled: "Duck, nerd!" Then this happened....

  • Member #1597 / about 8 years ago / 1

    damn, flipped him the bird and he caught it.

  • I vant my burd.

  • chienline / about 8 years ago / 1

    "This bird gets its face-tattoo to join the Hooded Menace as the Effigy of Me".

  • vybz263 / about 8 years ago * / 1

    I thought you said it was my turn to present a Sparkfun "duck-umentary". Oh well, we're here now...

  • Member #480876 / about 8 years ago / 1

    We finally found it ... the absence of the ornithological piece... a certain avian variety ... we found the BIRD ...

    BIRD BIRD BIRD... BIRD IS THE WORD !!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

  • TwoCents / about 8 years ago / 1

    He may look cute now, but if he sees a green pig, it's a whole new story.

  • Member #9354 / about 8 years ago / 1

    My girlfriend liked it but for some reason it scared the crap out of a bunch of microsoft guys ..

  • subbdue / about 8 years ago * / 1

    Say Hello to My Little Friend ....... {...... Not guns, but Thuvan Throat signing follows .......}

  • Mike Bakula / about 8 years ago / 1

    Unable to go -- only one duck.

  • Member #492447 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Proof positive that Sparkfunsters are chick magnets.

  • Member #492447 / about 8 years ago * / 1

    Proof positive that Sparkfunsters are chick magnets.

  • Member #436592 / about 8 years ago / 1

    We're thrilled to announce the availability of Duck 0.5, the most advanced bio-robotics kit on the market. No programming, assembly, batteries, or reason to have it required.

  • doofenshmirtz / about 8 years ago / 1

    What we discovered during the most recent Nest teardown.

  • WilliamQKYC / about 8 years ago / 1

    We are happy to announce our New Product Materialization Chamber now also generates living organic matters! We are still fine tuning the chamber as the menace quotient is still not matching the target.

  • Member #435690 / about 8 years ago / 1

    New product fry-day, Alive lunch is here at sparkfun: Pluck, Fry, Enjoy...

  • ME!(CSorEE) / about 8 years ago / 1

    Meet Louis Winthorpe III, holding his prize duck - Clarence Beeks.

  • Member #526247 / about 8 years ago / 1

    ♪ Little ducky, you're the one... You make bathtime lots of fun! ♪

  • Member #401698 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Well hello ther. Have you heard the word about the bird...

  • da5id_underscore / about 8 years ago / 1

    Of course he looks uncomfortable, thats not a USB port! and why is he holding that duck?

  • Member #543773 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Check out SparkFun’s new semi-organic HomeTattooing Device… For tatts that are light as a feather!

  • Member #543773 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Check out SparkFun's new semi-organic HomeTattooing Device... For tatts that are light as a feather!

  • lvdata / about 8 years ago / 1

    (Booming Announcer Voice) First there was RoboCop. Then there was Robot Chicken. Now we present Robot Duck. (Producer) Cut - there is a typo in the line It's a "F" not a "D". Get casting over here and we will resume tomorrow with the correct cast.

    -Mods- Not pg13?

  • johnjulian / about 8 years ago / 1

    Boxed into a corner with a duck. What would McGyver do?

  • EskimoRuler / about 8 years ago / 1

    Powered by Arduino, the new ChickBot uses various sensors to keep its course, but most importantly, it's OpenSource!!

  • Denis Masyukov / about 8 years ago / 1

    Meet the newest team member - Senior Bugs-B-Gone

  • cholq / about 8 years ago * / 1

    You have been randomly selected to serve on the next Duck Tribunal.

  • Rcardenaz / about 8 years ago / 1

    The real secret as to whats inside the red boxes is....

  • WarpedHumor / about 8 years ago / 1

    Automate your tweets with our new tweet-omatic

  • Shivam Gautam / about 8 years ago / 1

    We have mastered Electronics...But we are Still SoFt at Heart <3

  • Member #543682 / about 8 years ago / 1

    I'm a "Quack" just like my little buddy. drmrs 4/9/2014

  • Member #537541 / about 8 years ago / 1

    If I sit nice and still, maybe nobody will notice me, but that guy is a sitting duck !!

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Delayed "April Fool" - yeah, I get that...

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Great PIX! Some body tweet it out!

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    One of these is a Chick, the other a Magnet. "Chick Magnet"? You decide...

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Another Sparkfun Perk - I meant to say perch

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Product of the week: The live tweeter kit

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Meet the new chick, same as the old chick.

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Latest Kickstarter? The Birduino

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Easter's just around the corner. Pick up some Sparkfun stuff for your chick!

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Rarely seen in daylight, the common couch sparrow emerges. Look, this one is holding a chick!

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Oh, No! Did someone say "Duck!"

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Do you remember school photos? "Stand in front of the camera, and they say 'Watch the Birdie'"

  • Ford Anglia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Really? Call me bird brain again and I'll show you...!

  • Soppen / about 8 years ago / 1

    With the success of the MicroView we are happy to announce our next kickstarter: MicroSpark where we take an entire SparkFun engineer and compress their functionality into an adorable small form factor.

  • Member #329489 / about 8 years ago / 1

    I found it in my beard, next to a bunch of Egguinos

  • Member #23051 / about 8 years ago / 1

    I present to you: the QUACKINATOR!

  • prophead100 / about 8 years ago / 1

    It a robot, honest!

  • Member #539515 / about 8 years ago / 1

    If you can't open it; you don't own it.

  • s1gm9 / about 8 years ago * / 1

    ...and we'll have them for a limited time only. Don't forget to check the neat carrying cases and power Supplies for this item.

  • tarlen / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Before"

  • bgracia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Let's get Quackin on all of those Arduino projects folks!

  • New biological printhead. See the results when it ran back and forth across my shirt...

  • bgracia / about 8 years ago / 1

    Boss, I hit this bird with the Sparkfun tour bus but don't worry, with 6 million dollars and some OSH off the shelves, we can rebuild it bigger, faster and stronger!

  • Member #543368 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Exueezze me, where is my pond....?

  • Member #507364 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Duck you !

  • D_C / about 8 years ago * / 1

    This little gem has been a part of our kits for years now but now we will be selling it separate as well! Note, programming level required: master.

  • Member #543527 / about 8 years ago / 1

    SparkFun's new product, a robot that lays golden eggs !! cheers !!

  • Robdrech / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Along with the MicroView, Sparkfun is proud to announce the MicroChicken! Check it out on Khickstarter..."

  • crankd87 / about 8 years ago * / 1

    New Product Friday - Blackbird Pi, microcomputer. only Sixpence!

  • FlyByPC / about 8 years ago / 1

    SparkFun always tries to find the best "cheep" parts for our customers. Here is our secret weapon.

  • Sciguy / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday: Sparkfun PTH Chick Magnet Kit.

  • Ted M / about 8 years ago / 1

    Let's see you pull a bird our of your beard!

  • Why do bikers always get the chicks?

  • Cybot101 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Here at Sparkfun, the laughs come 'cheep'.

  • nightflyer / about 8 years ago / 1

    "His name is Steve. When he grows up, he will be my wingman".

  • Member #237386 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Does this bird make my hands look big?"

  • Member #237386 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "I found this in my beard..."

  • EvilGenius121 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Some say that nerds do not get chicks. At Sparkfun, we beg to differ.

  • JohnathanN. / about 8 years ago / 1

    For less than $1 a day you could help feed this orphaned duck.

  • Clark Snowdall / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday - Bird V2.0 (breakout board not yet available)

  • EvanAlmighty / about 8 years ago / 1

    "As part of our Social Media expansion we brought in our Twitter expert."

  • M / about 8 years ago / 1

    Cooper, just a wee hooded merganser, is publicly shamed at Sparkfun

  • and that is how you power up our new product with biofuel

  • Bp103 / about 8 years ago / 1

    How to pick up chicks.

  • Member #344207 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Where do I plug this in?!

  • Gary D. / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday: Products that will make you Tweet, literally...

  • Member #543442 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "I Duck you in Warm within Keep you free from sin 'Til the sandman he comes!"

  • Ogre / about 8 years ago / 1

    "This... is NOT breadboard compatible"

  • Amundsen / about 8 years ago / 1

    Catch the bird, not the beard!

  • MattM. / about 8 years ago / 1

    Chick's dig metal.

  • andy4us / about 8 years ago / 1

    It was the gerbils day off !

  • Member #528124 / about 8 years ago / 1

    even HULK jr has a heart...<3<3<3

  • Member #128348 / about 8 years ago / 1

    You have created a monster, and it will destroy you!

  • Member #128348 / about 8 years ago / 1

    The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!

  • E.G. / about 8 years ago / 1

    "I need to tweet this" both of them said.

  • Member #128348 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!

  • birojow / about 8 years ago / 1

    Ready for breakfast

  • Member #306393 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Hacking software... Yawn. Hacking hardware... Been there done that. Hacking wetware... Interesting!

  • Ezman / about 8 years ago / 1

    This is what we are calling our new "Arduckling Shield." It adds the capability to adorabilize all of your Arduino projects.

  • mftkoehler / about 8 years ago / 1

    The warm wetness spreading across Dave's palm put the lie to the bird in the hand platitude.

  • James Matthew / about 8 years ago / 1

    You will NOT believe what this thing just did on my hand...

  • froghero1 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Are you in good hands?

  • Member #450818 / about 8 years ago / 1

    This is what you get when all the blue smoke comes out.

  • LEDLightingandArt / about 8 years ago / 1

    I said there's nothing up my sleeve........you got a problem with that? This is magic.

  • Member #278413 / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday presents, the xBird. This version includes access to the newest analog transmission protocol - Migr 8.0.

  • Which came first, the Chicken or the Engineer?

  • Colecago / about 8 years ago / 1

    Recreating Angry Birds or Flappy Bird? Either way that chick is in trouble.

  • Member #543390 / about 8 years ago / 1

    With Sparkfun, the birds in the bush are better than the one in the hand.

  • Member #419190 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "I'm clearly no Marty Stouffer, but have you seen a window anywhere?"

  • Member #537373 / about 8 years ago / 1

    WAIT - Which one is the ugly duckling?

    • zodiak / about 8 years ago / 1

      This duck craps on my hand and I'll show you ugly duckling.

  • Makezilla / about 8 years ago / 1

    With this new product anyone should be able to get into hardware quacking.

  • jsooter / about 8 years ago / 1

    Meet the newest cast members of “Duck Dynasty”

  • Member #537319 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Dispatches from the singularity

  • Member #473037 / about 8 years ago / 1

    We sell hardware, but we care about software too

  • nsa / about 8 years ago / 1

    Us here at Sparkfun take care of all that appear in our doorway, even the bearded and tattooed!

  • DemolishManta / about 8 years ago / 1

    Mulitiple Choice:

    A. Classic:
        Of Mi...err...Birds and Men.
    B. Really classic:
        To tweet or not to tweet...
    C. No class:
        I has two birds...  um... I had two birds, cause I eats one.
    

  • Member #155489 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "A robin feathering his nest Has very little time to rest While gathering his Bits of twine and twig Though quite intent in his pursuit He has a merry tune to toot He knows a song Will move the job along"

  • gadgetdad / about 8 years ago / 1

    The new Arduino can turn anyone into a chick magnet.

    • tetsujin / about 8 years ago / 1

      Unfortunately, as it turns out, chicks are diamagnetic.

  • Lil Dutchie / about 8 years ago / 1

    No animals were harmed in the making of this post. (we think)

  • nutmeg / about 8 years ago / 1

    50 parts Amish, 50 parts Punker and one part ducky, mix and Voilà!

  • Sup3rScript3d / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Now it quacks in the dark, as soon as I come up with a way to stick all the new components in it."

  • Member #225503 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Furthermore, it is 100% Arduino compatible!

  • CrypticVapor / about 8 years ago / 1

    This is the only way I can get her to take a nap.

  • Sup3rScript3d / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Hold on, let me do my best duck face for this selfie"

  • ME heat o nator / about 8 years ago / 1

    The black australorp chick is the finest in egg bot production units.

  • Member #15009 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Someone gave him the bird and he's not happy about it.

  • Sup3rScript3d / about 8 years ago / 1

    "We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

  • Member #433820 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Behold our savior, Bird Jesus.

  • Member #451312 / about 8 years ago / 1

    I present to the the latest in unmanned aerial surveillance. The B.I.R.D. (The Biological Imitating Reconnaissance Drone).

  • Member #394180 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Tweet this - A bird in the hand is worth a six-pack of Busch.

  • Member #543373 / about 8 years ago / 1

    After dozens of breakout boards, cables, arduinos and hours of programming, I finally have the final piece for "Duck Hunt 2.0: The Hunt Get's Real!"

  • ccbundy / about 8 years ago / 1

    Stay in my hand if you want to live...

  • MazinBenny / about 8 years ago / 1

    At Sparkfun, we make our geeks strong enough to bite the heads of many other birds than just your run-of-the-mill geek who only does chickens.

  • razor_sparks / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Hey friend, have you heard... about the Word...?"

  • TwistedTech / about 8 years ago / 1

    Enter and we will begin the ritual.

  • Chilly / about 8 years ago / 1

    " I hatched with with my Arduino controller incubator and now it thinks I'm the mama... and to be honest I am kinda attached to this little ugly duckling, do you see the resemblance?"

  • da5id_underscore / about 8 years ago / 1

    Similar to Aloha is 802.11 D... Duck metro area networks never realy did catch on

  • Steven Osborn / about 8 years ago / 1

    Pick'n up chicks.

  • FiveFeet / about 8 years ago / 1

    Is there a discount if I order 25?

  • Willem B. / about 8 years ago / 1

    OK, so what do I need for omelettes? Some cheese, tomatoes, eggs ... damn. I guess there's no omelettes today.

  • RadioDoctor / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Product! Communications back to basics! No Nyquist limit!

  • da5id_underscore / about 8 years ago / 1

    The engineer asked, "What seems to be the problem" and the Duck replied, "I cant get the guy with the beard off my butt."

  • Sparkfun Electroncs, selling NSA spy technology to the masses (bird not included).

  • spacespaghetti / about 8 years ago / 1

    "For less than a dollar a day, you too, can help protect the endangered Colorado wild bird population."

  • vintageVerb / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Product Friday: Cyborg Creatures - Bird Edition

  • Johnnie / about 8 years ago / 1

    I am not sure what happened at the concert last night, but I just regurgitated a duck.

  • jma89 / about 8 years ago * / 1

    @sparkfun Check out this little birdie! #tweettweet

  • tetsujin / about 8 years ago / 1

    "Quack."

  • D_C / about 8 years ago / 1

    This week we present the ArduBird, a Sparkfun microprocessor disguised as a bird!

  • Dutch_db / about 8 years ago / 1

    He had a hard time with the "bring your dog to work" concept - so we put him in the <finger quotes> red room. Foie gras anyone?

    Death to all but metal!!!

  • captain_morgan / about 8 years ago / 1

    Hey, Man, this not my bird!

  • Gregory W. / about 8 years ago / 1

    New Produck Friday!

  • kirby g / about 8 years ago / 1

    Upcoming SparkFun Live event will be Angry Birds with Real birds!

  • ameyring / about 8 years ago / 1

    Looks like our overnight experiment in the Sparkfun Media Room was successful!

  • MetabolicCloth / about 8 years ago / 1

    SparkFun employees become one with nature.

  • xsk8rat / about 8 years ago / 1

    After the controversy and threats regarding the lyrics to his multi-platinum single "Give me all your breadcrumbs!", Colorado's premier rapper MC "Mile-High" Quackers was accompanied by his bodyguard while performing court mandated public service.

  • Oscilloscope Man / about 8 years ago / 1

    I demand a bird policy. If employees can bring dogs to work, then birds should also be included.

  • Fxxxx / about 8 years ago / 1

    I'm glad to show you the new Arduino Bird!

  • Member #379305 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Look everyone we can now 3D Print real birds!!

  • c312 / about 8 years ago / 1

    "I pick things up, I put things down"

  • Evil_Rich / about 8 years ago / 1

    This is my duckling! There are many like it, but this one is mine!

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 1

    This.... of course... is the WORD!

  • Awwww He's so cute... and the Bird's nice too.

  • Member #500261 / about 8 years ago / 1

    SparkFun's submission for the AVC.

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 1

    Why yes, I am giving you the bird!

  • D0Cpr0ph3t / about 8 years ago / 1

    Todays tutorial... building the bird....

  • Member #341578 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Can I bring it to work? I promise I won't let it run afowl!

  • Introducing SparkFun's new "Duck Powered ELastoLite Arm Tatts", sure to be a real crowd pleaser!!!

  • pdasilva18 / about 8 years ago / 1

    Rubber Duckie, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun

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